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Old 02-24-2014, 07:31 PM   #1
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which would you choose to be electorally voted on. on one hand tom cruise has a square chin and the abs of a 17 years old.. but he used to be married to a fat chick. ... then we have ted cruze (the latino) who looks like a bloated shaved master splinter but he really knows his shit and isn't afraid of obama

 
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:47 PM   #2
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i think ted cruze is a pretty cool guy. Eh hates taxes and doesn't afraid of anything.

 
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Old 02-24-2014, 08:48 PM   #3
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thing i like about ted cruze is it shuts up the reverse racists.. when they're like "UR RACIST FOR NOT LIKING BAMACARE" we can go BOOM we have a mexican on our side. whos racist now bitch

 
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Old 02-24-2014, 10:24 PM   #4
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Tom Cruise

just to be contrarian

 
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Old 02-24-2014, 10:26 PM   #5
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jack reacher was written to be a bulky brute kind of dude. tom cruise is like 5'3

 
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Old 02-24-2014, 10:34 PM   #6
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people dissed Ronald Reagan and he was our greatest president

 
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Old 02-25-2014, 12:32 AM   #7
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holy fuck thisbot is badass

 
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Old 02-25-2014, 12:33 AM   #8
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theres never been one with kanji font.. this is genuinely exciting flr me. this is how low i've gotten in life

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 07:28 PM   #9
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i think T&T is the bot

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 07:34 PM   #10
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they shou;dve kept the bot post in this thread. it had a good home here

 
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:32 PM   #11
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the level of bot hate in this forum is disgusting

 
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:40 PM   #12
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Tom Cruise because he's OT VIII and that's just plain cool. Why wouldn't you vote for someone with telekinetic powers?

 
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:52 PM   #13
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i just woke up from a dream where tom cruise won an oscar for best actor. it was a shitty movie but the academy just wanted to pay respects to his career or whatever. then they did this really shitty montage.. i don't have anything against cruise but i found it infuriating for some reason

 
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:54 AM   #14
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roll over and click to turn on sound amd hear Winston Churchill


 
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cuban, b

 
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That's a cool lion.

 
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that isn't tacky at all

 
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Ties the room together.

 
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