the net4ia movie! - Page 4

Cactuar · 01-13-2003, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by StillBecomingApart
and me?

moby!!

i should be played by a younger russel crowe!! cause yeah. he's

DeadSwan · 01-13-2003, 07:55 AM

um. i don't look anything like christina ricci. at all.

i think i'd make a better meg white than kimmy. i don't know. the chubby face and little mouth and sorta sleepy eyes.

ava transformer · 01-13-2003, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by The Gaddrow

Don't start with that shit.

Edward Norton will be playing the part of The Gaddrow.

i am gonna have to say Jim Rome for the gaddrow
matthew perry as debaser
that guy from airnorne as bittertrance
any hobit extra form lotr as suck suck style

FearFactory · 01-13-2003, 01:29 PM

GRAVEFLOWER IS THE FAT KID FROM ANGUS!

and Mrs. Butterworth can play Ava Transformer

ahahahahah... okay, okay. Robin Givens can play her.

KrazeeStacee · 01-13-2003, 03:33 PM

me=I should be played by either Julia Stiles or Laura Prepon...or that Amanda somethingorother on that WB show, I do kinda look like her, KINDA. But the other two in terms of attitude.

And I don't think anyone here is cool enough to have jack black play them.

ava transformer · 01-13-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
GRAVEFLOWER IS THE FAT KID FROM ANGUS!

and Mrs. Butterworth can play Ava Transformer

ahahahahah... okay, okay. Robin Givens can play her.

Robin Givens??!! that's better than the pine sol lady & mr's butterworth.

Disarmed · 01-13-2003, 07:16 PM

me = john cusack

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-13-2003, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by pale_princess
we need to cast tear stained glass

Michael Jackson, if he would have been a freakish white woman when he was 15.

noir cat · 01-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Hm, I'd like Winona Rider to play me, even though I look absolutely NOTHING like her not to mention she's not chinky. But she looks great with short black hair, so...

I dunno, any ideas? There's really not alot of fat actors/actresses, or at least famous ones.

Amazing Disgrace · 01-15-2003, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by pale_princess

Amazing Disgrace... Dave Foley

Affect · 01-15-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Tom Cruise. But for the penis shots, we would have to use mine.

Toby · 01-15-2003, 04:16 AM

we got ourself a good little cast now don't we?
all we need next is plot

FearFactory · 01-15-2003, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Hm, I'd like Winona Rider to play me, even though I look absolutely NOTHING like her not to mention she's not chinky. But she looks great with short black hair, so...

I dunno, any ideas? There's really not alot of fat actors/actresses, or at least famous ones.

Margaret Cho

bonsor · 01-16-2003, 01:16 AM

fucking eminem

Thoughtless · 01-16-2003, 01:23 AM

i dont look a bit like whoever was playing me

FearFactory · 01-16-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by ******
fucking eminem

It's either that or scott stapp, buddy.

FearFactory · 01-16-2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
we got ourself a good little cast now don't we?
all we need next is plot

Allow me to make the plot:

Mayfuck (played by rey mysterio jr. with eyebrow extensions) hacks into netphoria, causing Andrew Pakula to call upon help from Affect in tracing him down. They trace him to a small shack in East LA, racing the Pakula-mobile there. When they arrive at the shack, Affect and Mayfuck beat the shit out of Pakula and steal his car and his wallet. Pakula wakes up from his trauma-enduced coma in Fattening Ass' house. It turns out that Fattening Ass is bitter at Mayfuck about not wanting to meet him, so they call upon Netphoria to take sides. Who will join Affect and Mayfuck in their attempt to destroy Pakula's good name and credit history? And who will join Pakula and Fattening Ass in their conquest to make the world safer and brighter for Netphorians by placing 50,000 pop-up ads on the message board? Only time will tell. Rated R for violence, nudity and language.

King of the Horseflies · 01-16-2003, 02:13 AM

i will be played by James Earl Jones.

StillBecomingApart · 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Allow me to make the plot:

Mayfuck (played by rey mysterio jr. with eyebrow extensions) hacks into netphoria, causing Andrew Pakula to call upon help from Affect in tracing him down. They trace him to a small shack in East LA, racing the Pakula-mobile there. When they arrive at the shack, Affect and Mayfuck beat the shit out of Pakula and steal his car and his wallet. Pakula wakes up from his trauma-enduced coma in Fattening Ass' house. It turns out that Fattening Ass is bitter at Mayfuck about not wanting to meet him, so they call upon Netphoria to take sides. Who will join Affect and Mayfuck in their attempt to destroy Pakula's good name and credit history? And who will join Pakula and Fattening Ass in their conquest to make the world safer and brighter for Netphorians by placing 50,000 pop-up ads on the message board? Only time will tell. Rated R for violence, nudity and language.

Affect and Mayfuck call me, in needs of help. When I answer the phone, I am having sex with a netphorian girl (the girl is TBA). They arrive in Italyby car (you know, Pakul's car floats and is fast on water). But eyesbomb trace the call, and tells Pakula about it.
When the 2 guys arrived I tell 'em: "We have to leave, NOW. We are not safe here. Pakula knows.". And then we reach severin's house...

severin · 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by StillBecomingApart

Pakula and Mayfuck call me, in needs of help. When I answer the phone, I am having sex with a netphorian girl (the girl is TBA). They arrive in Italyby car (you know, Pakul's car floats and is fast on water). But eyesbomb trace the call, and tells Pakula about it.
When the 2 guys arrived I tell 'em: "We have to leave, NOW. We are not safe here. Pakula knows.". And then we reach severin's house...

you mean Pakula and Fattening Ass, don't you?

edited for compliance with SBA's story:

..which is a big villa in the suburbs of vienna, where a nice flock of other netphorian girls (tba) is hanging around on the pool. I welcome the three predators of netphoria and we plot out what to do next. we call on help from the leet traders at the trading board, since they always are a safe bet if you want some non-conformist people, but they insist on hoarding their information. although one of them leaks us an mysterious mp3 of a conversation that Pakula and Fattening Ass had. Eyesbomb obviously got somethign wrong in his feeble attempt to bring misfortune on his old enemy SBA and sent the two ton australia, not austria. based on the info from that convo, Mayfuck, Affect and SBA decide to meet up with the australian residents to put together a strong resistance. While Affect is rumbling along about how sad all our lifes are i decide to move myself to canada where i want to hit pakula where it hurts most, at home

Fattening Ass · 01-16-2003, 06:38 AM

StillBecomingApart · 01-16-2003, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by severin

you mean Pakula and Fattening Ass, don't you?

Sorry, I meant Affect and Mayfuck!

So, your story has to be changed

severin · 01-16-2003, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by StillBecomingApart

Sorry, I meant Affect and Mayfuck!

So, your story has to be changed

it has been changed

StillBecomingApart · 01-16-2003, 07:05 AM

Aahahha, the plot is really cool! Someone should do something on it (flash movie, comic strips...)

FearFactory · 01-16-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by severin

you mean Pakula and Fattening Ass, don't you?

edited for compliance with SBA's story:

..which is a big villa in the suburbs of vienna, where a nice flock of other netphorian girls (tba) is hanging around on the pool. I welcome the three predators of netphoria and we plot out what to do next. we call on help from the leet traders at the trading board, since they always are a safe bet if you want some non-conformist people, but they insist on hoarding their information. although one of them leaks us an mysterious mp3 of a conversation that Pakula and Fattening Ass had. Eyesbomb obviously got somethign wrong in his feeble attempt to bring misfortune on his old enemy SBA and sent the two ton australia, not austria. based on the info from that convo, Mayfuck, Affect and SBA decide to meet up with the australian residents to put together a strong resistance. While Affect is rumbling along about how sad all our lifes are i decide to move myself to canada where i want to hit pakula where it hurts most, at home

Meanwhile, back in Australia, the anti-Pakula coalition is forming, with only one person taking the pro-Pakula stance: Strange_one. He is tied up with xbox controller wires and beaten savagely over the head with the xbox console by none other than Cactuar. He has chosen to side with Affect and Mayfuck after they informed him that they had pictures of his infamous threesome, and worse yet, the pictures only show three men, not two guys and a woman! Of course, the pictures have only been photoshopped by DeviousJ and FearFactory so that they appear to be real. Strange_One reluctantly accepts his position in the anti-Pakula coalition, but after he and Cactuar are caught making out in the back of the bus, they are thrown to the dingos and the new netphoria is shown with a header picture of Cactuar, Strange_One and Andrew Pakula in a gay 3-way.

to be continued... *BUN NAH NAH!!!*

ava transformer · 01-16-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Meanwhile, back in Australia, the anti-Pakula coalition is forming, with only one person taking the pro-Pakula stance: Strange_one. He is tied up with xbox controller wires and beaten savagely over the head with the xbox console by none other than Cactuar. He has chosen to side with Affect and Mayfuck after they informed him that they had pictures of his infamous threesome, and worse yet, the pictures only show three men, not two guys and a woman! Of course, the pictures have only been photoshopped by DeviousJ and FearFactory so that they appear to be real. Strange_One reluctantly accepts his position in the anti-Pakula coalition, but after he and Cactuar are caught making out in the back of the bus, they are thrown to the dingos and the new netphoria is shown with a header picture of Cactuar, Strange_One and Andrew Pakula in a gay 3-way.

to be continued... *BUN NAH NAH!!!*

Since I am black, shouldn't I be cast as a maid ,hooker, nanny?....

TiaraGurl · 01-16-2003, 05:05 PM

josh harnett should be cast as jason roth

01-13-2003, 07:55 AM	#92
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	um. i don't look anything like christina ricci. at all. i think i'd make a better meg white than kimmy. i don't know. the chubby face and little mouth and sorta sleepy eyes.

01-13-2003, 01:29 PM	#94
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,489	GRAVEFLOWER IS THE FAT KID FROM ANGUS! and Mrs. Butterworth can play Ava Transformer ahahahahah... okay, okay. Robin Givens can play her.

01-13-2003, 03:33 PM	#95
KrazeeStacee Registered User Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	me=I should be played by either Julia Stiles or Laura Prepon...or that Amanda somethingorother on that WB show, I do kinda look like her, KINDA. But the other two in terms of attitude. And I don't think anyone here is cool enough to have jack black play them.

01-13-2003, 07:16 PM	#97
Disarmed Pledge Location: seattle, wa Posts: 95	me = john cusack

01-13-2003, 10:13 PM	#99
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,698	Hm, I'd like Winona Rider to play me, even though I look absolutely NOTHING like her not to mention she's not chinky. But she looks great with short black hair, so... I dunno, any ideas? There's really not alot of fat actors/actresses, or at least famous ones.

01-15-2003, 04:16 AM	#102
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	we got ourself a good little cast now don't we? all we need next is plot

01-16-2003, 01:16 AM	#104
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	fucking eminem

01-16-2003, 01:23 AM	#105
Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	i dont look a bit like whoever was playing me

01-16-2003, 02:13 AM	#108
King of the Horseflies Ownz Posts: 536	i will be played by James Earl Jones.

01-16-2003, 06:38 AM	#111
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819

01-16-2003, 07:05 AM	#114
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,357	Aahahha, the plot is really cool! Someone should do something on it (flash movie, comic strips...)

01-16-2003, 05:05 PM	#117
TiaraGurl No Whickety Whack Location: 718 area code Posts: 688	josh harnett should be cast as jason roth