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Old 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM   #1
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Old 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM   #2
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Old 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM   #3
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but asks for high hygienical standards

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Old 08-13-2018, 06:59 AM   #6
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Old 08-13-2018, 06:59 AM   #7
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:54 AM   #10
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:16 AM   #11
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:17 AM   #12
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:18 AM   #13
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:54 AM   #14
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I wonder why they don't just fucking change the planet's official name to "Ouranos".

IF THEY CAN FLIP OFF PLUTO THEY CAN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:55 AM   #15
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:59 AM   #16
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Old 08-13-2018, 04:57 PM   #17
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I wonder why they don't just fucking change the planet's official name to "Ouranos".

IF THEY CAN FLIP OFF PLUTO THEY CAN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT
"Ouranus" is reserved for when world communism is achieved on Uranus.

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 05:09 PM   #18
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I once wrote 200 pages of bullshit fantasy called Tales From Ouranos.

It's is my life.

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:25 PM   #19
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Doesn't sound like bullshit to me.

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:26 PM   #20
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And it doesn't have to be a fantasy. We could make it a reality.

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:28 PM   #21
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the anus is the powerhouse of the cell

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:44 PM   #22
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And it doesn't have to be a fantasy. We could make it a reality.
u still single?

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:55 PM   #24
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:36 PM   #25
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love to rub various condiments and hardware store chemicals around my hole to experiment

 
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:06 PM   #28
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:09 PM   #29
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