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Old 06-20-2019, 10:50 AM   #1
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Talking Looking for old cock on toast photo

Hey, about 15 years ago, there was a pretty common "joke reply" image of a penis on a piece of bread that was fairly ubiquitous on here. Some people called it "cock on toast" but I think the actual image name was specialmeat.jpg.

Wondering if anyone still has it and can post it because I, uhh, need it for, uhh, something.

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Old 06-20-2019, 11:42 AM   #2
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Fortunately for you, I took a picture of my breakfast this morning


 
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Old 06-20-2019, 11:57 AM   #3
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Funnier if you picked a photo where he was in the gorilla costume. We could've bantered back and forth with several manscaping jokes.

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 01:27 PM   #4
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Hope this helps!


 
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Old 06-20-2019, 01:48 PM   #5
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Funnier if you picked a photo where he was in the gorilla costume. We could've bantered back and forth with several manscaping jokes.
i was unaware of this photo but will take the feedback into consideration for future monte/toast pairings

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 02:47 PM   #6
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Wondering if anyone still has it and can post it because I, uhh, need it for, uhh, something.
School project?

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 04:25 PM   #7
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School project?
Look, can a guy not just need a photo of a dick on some bread, covered in onions, with a fork hovering dangerously above it ready to plunge into that meaty manhood without having to answer 500 questions? GOSH.

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 04:26 PM   #8
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Hope this helps!

Is the gamecube supposed to be the toast?

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 05:01 PM   #9
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It’s the toaster.

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 06:19 PM   #10
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Wasn't it a piece of bacon that looked remarkably like a dick?

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 06:21 PM   #11
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I think i might have it on some old hd. Give me a couple days, or weeks, or years, and i will check.

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 06:21 PM   #12
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No it was a dick on a piece of toast. I think it was actually going through the toast because it was semi-erect. It has the appearance of a dismembered penis, but it was still intact.

 
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Old 06-20-2019, 06:49 PM   #13
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OLD COCK ON TOAST

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 01:15 PM   #14
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No it was a dick on a piece of toast. I think it was actually going through the toast because it was semi-erect. It has the appearance of a dismembered penis, but it was still intact.
Yeah, with onions and a fork.

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 03:11 PM   #15
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It was Internets early days. We were its crew and that was our snack of choice.

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 03:19 PM   #16
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“Grab yourself a cock sandwich, and get to work!” we’d say. And that’s exactly what we did.

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 04:11 PM   #17
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Jesus was that 15 years ago

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 04:41 PM   #18
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Jesus was that 15 years ago
i was already here for 4 years at that point

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 05:07 PM   #19
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i was already here for -10 years

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 05:18 PM   #20
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i was already here for 4 years at that point
About the same for me. I registered at 13. Good god.

 
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Old 06-21-2019, 05:19 PM   #21
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I wonder what kind of damage this place did to my adolescent brain

 
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Old 06-22-2019, 08:48 PM   #22
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Oh hey, I got it this time!


 
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:09 AM   #23
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THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP! I was able to find it elsewhere. Here it is again in all its glory:


nsfw obv

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Old 06-24-2019, 09:09 AM   #24
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It was Internets early days. We were its crew and that was our snack of choice.
BACK WHEN SCIENCE WAS REAL CRUDE

 
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:29 AM   #25
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Thread saved. We did it, everyone. Today we declare our independence!

 
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:46 AM   #26
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Old 06-24-2019, 10:22 AM   #27
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This is cock caprese. If there was some toast, it'd be boner bruschetta.

 
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Old 06-24-2019, 02:15 PM   #28
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that was disappointing, toast needs more cock

 
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Old 06-24-2019, 02:47 PM   #29
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that was disappointing, toast needs more cock
Its all in how you use it.

 
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Old 06-24-2019, 08:33 PM   #30
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wow man good times

 
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