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Old 02-03-2007, 12:28 PM   #1
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documentary, make it fictional, then mix the now fictional documentary with the movie you previously choose and make both real life again, which documentary and movie would you choose and how would billy be participating?

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:34 PM   #2
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documentary: the grizzly man
movie: rain man
billy's part: gets eaten by a starving bear

first, i imagine that the grizzlies in alaska all have got mutations that give them various superpowers. then billy moves to alaska with rain man and starts recording a concept album about flower taxonomy. then the bears loose their superpowers and rain man, billy and billys girlfriend gets eaten by a bear.

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:15 PM   #3
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an inconvenient truth
billy's hairline is the antarctic ice shelf... to cover up the "global warming" billy shaves his head or something.

the rest of your thing confused me so whatever.

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:17 PM   #4
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i think the rules are completely clear and not made overly complicated on purpose, you're just trying to drag me down as always.

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:24 PM   #5
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fine, so billy shaves his head to hide the fact that the anarctic ice shelf (his hairline) is receding due to global warming. then all of a sudden billy is a hot pilot. When he encounters a pair of MiGs over the Persian Gulf, his wingman is clearly outflown and freaks. On almost no fuel, billy is able to talk him back down to the Carrier. When his wingman turns in his wings, billy is moved up in the standings and sent to the Top Gun Naval Flying School. There he fights the attitudes of the other pilots and an old story of his father's death in combat that killed others due to his father's error. billy struggles to be the best pilot, stepping on the toes of his other students and in a different way to Courtney love, a civilian instructor to whom he is strongly attracted.

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:27 PM   #6
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no he wasn't supposed to take a role in a fictional film, first you made the hairline connection with the inconvenient truth and that was according to the rules, but then he's playing tom cruises role in top gun. perhaps a couple of fighter jets can send sidewinder missiles into a collapsing ice shelf or something like that, i'd accept that. these rules have been carefully thought out and are not arbitrary, you're completely ruining the experience of playing for all involved.

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:37 PM   #7
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jesus koontz, so bald billy (as explained earlier) becomes a rogue, maverick if you will, pilot and decides to use his tomcat (fame/moneylust) to attack the corporations (his artistic integrity) responsible for global warming. a sidewinder missle (machina) is fired as a warning shot. then in rapid succession he fires a sparrow (zwan) and a heatseeking missle(TFE). Finally, after aquiring a nuke (sp2) from pakistan he blows up the major industrial areas of new jersey starting a fire that emits so much carbon it increases the rate of global warming even further. at the end (present day), billy is balder and more artiscally sterile than ever before.

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