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Old 04-19-2017, 08:19 PM   #1771
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I feel like they might have lived simultaneously in various combinations at various points.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:57 PM   #1772
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:58 PM   #1773
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:18 PM   #1774
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I'm gonna puke

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:31 PM   #1775
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Look how rat-like Kid Rock is but how smoking his wife is. He must have a winning personality to have landed her.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:30 PM   #1776
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Look how rat-like Kid Rock is but how smoking his wife is. He must have a winning personality to have landed her.
that's the only explanation i can think of

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:41 PM   #1777
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I don't know if I can differentiate the hot from the not anymore

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:20 PM   #1778
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:42 PM   #1779
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so how come he likes the seated photo op so much?

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 05:46 PM   #1780
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Because he's old and in bad health.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:23 PM   #1781
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I also like how Kid Rock was probably like "How about this baby? How do I look?" and she was like "You're just going to wear that sweater? I've never seen that sweater before. It's almost May and you're going to wear that black sweater?" and he was like "It's the president baby, but I'm still a rock star. The sweater says 'I respect you' but the black says 'I'm fucking dangerous'" and she was like "I guess I'll have to wear black too. Could you at least wear a tie with it?" and he was like "What am I going there to do? Suck his dick? I ain't no faggot. You think Nuge is wearing a fucking tie? Get your fine ass in the Denali I want to grab some Church's before we get there"

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:12 PM   #1782
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Does anybody know where I can download a laughs per character calculator that goes to four decimal places?

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:20 AM   #1783
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Sarah Palin: I would feast on her sphincter.

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:42 PM   #1784
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Trump has the best shit eating grin I'll give him that

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:41 PM   #1785
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Sarah Palin: I would feast on her sphincter.
so i guess i'm the only person who is really grossed out by the way he talks then?

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:57 PM   #1786
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yeah thats pretty gross, i guess i just assume he's kidding usually but...

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 03:18 PM   #1787
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i'm also really repulsed by the popular "shit eating grin" idiom because it doesn't make any sense and its gross and nerdy dudes say it ALL THE TIME for some reason. its part of nerd patois or something and i'm like stop it. stop it right now. its in the same category as the "its called {...}" response (e.g. its called being patronizing & cloying) or "amazeballs" or "all of the win" that kind of shit

i guess i got more annoyed by those kind of cliches because i read an excellent essay by orwell about use of language and he's very critical of idiom & cliche that doesn't make literal sense. i mean he doesn't even want you to really use cliches or idioms at all but if you are, at the very least it should make sense.

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:56 PM   #1788
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George Orwell?

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:14 PM   #1789
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the nerd patois lol lovely

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:15 PM   #1790
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George Orwell?
yes

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:56 PM   #1791
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I think there's a pretty good explanation here

http://ask.metafilter.com/177958/Ety...hiteating-grin

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shit-eater noun coarse orig US
1. A contemptible or despicable person. 1937–.

2. A person or animal which eats faeces. 1968–. Hence shit-eating, adjective

1. shit-eating grin: (a) a broad grin expressing uncontrollable delight or (self-)satisfaction, esp. at having got away with something outrageous or improper. 1957–. (b) an ingratiating, embarrassed, or uncomfortable expression, esp. as exhibited by someone undergoing a humiliating experience; a forced smile. 1990–.

2. Contemptible, despicable. 1960–.

3. Of or engaging in the eating of faeces. 1970–.

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:54 PM   #1792
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"get back here you damn shit-eater"

say it all the time

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:27 PM   #1793
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i mean i called you a shiteater at least once

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:54 PM   #1794
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"shit-eating grin" is not like a new expression

sounds like something my parents would say

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 02:40 AM   #1795
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yeah thats pretty gross, i guess i just assume he's kidding usually but...
There's an entire thread somewhere about boning trump and/or the pope and i get called out for a little light hearted rectal rimming. whitewashed sepulchre alert!

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:14 AM   #1796
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punch up

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:16 AM   #1797
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Just saying: I stand by my sphincter.

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 06:59 PM   #1798
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kid rock looks like wiener who would go down in one punch

 
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:51 PM   #1799
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How bout that tax plan class warfare brought to you by Goldman Sachs

 
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democrats would propose something similar but less obvious

 
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