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09-30-2013, 04:41 AM | #1 |
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The world is like a vampire
Setting: A High School Literature Class
Teacher: "Class I have a assignment for you to do where you will be comparing and contrasting two topics from classic literature. Let's begin. What is your first idea for this assignment? What will we be comparing and contrasting first?" Student: "The world and a vampire." |
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09-30-2013, 04:45 AM | #2 |
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Teacher: I've changed my mind. Instead we are going to carry out a live disemboweling with our volunteer Catherine Wheel.
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09-30-2013, 05:30 AM | #3 |
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(class: cheering loudly)
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09-30-2013, 09:26 AM | #4 |
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Can an individual really hear somebody drown?
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09-30-2013, 10:45 AM | #5 |
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of course
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09-30-2013, 01:16 PM | #6 |
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I hear your winter
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09-30-2013, 04:24 PM | #7 | |
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09-30-2013, 04:49 PM | #8 |
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09-30-2013, 11:24 PM | #9 |
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10-02-2013, 04:41 AM | #10 |
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Holy that photo of billy is real! Omg his best photo ever!
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10-03-2013, 10:39 AM | #11 |
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10-03-2013, 11:54 AM | #12 | |
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10-03-2013, 08:44 PM | #13 |
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never forget http://indianprairiecommunity.org/im...yrics_HD_R.jpg http://cdn4.pitchfork.com/news/35154/23fce5b9.jpg Last edited by pavementtune : 10-03-2013 at 08:50 PM. |
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10-04-2013, 12:51 AM | #14 |
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i think catherine wheel tipped his hand here
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10-04-2013, 02:22 AM | #15 |
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i keep reading the thread title in a thick german accent "WORLD IS LIKE VAMPIRE"
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10-04-2013, 02:24 AM | #16 | |
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