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03-06-2008, 06:36 PM
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Location: so 1994 I could die
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i hate
having a boner, thus not being able to walk upstairs to make coffee because people will see that i have a boner. Then, i have to wait for it to subside.
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03-06-2008, 07:02 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: kitty in the middle
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that's awesome. i do kegels on the dl.
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03-06-2008, 07:03 PM
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Banned
Location: so 1994 I could die
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perfect response
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03-06-2008, 07:06 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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It sucks if I have to get up in the middle of the night to run an ambulance call and get to the scene before the morning wood has subsided. It's awkward trying to interview the patient/do anything while shielding my wang with the gearbag or cardiac monitor.
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03-06-2008, 07:10 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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03-06-2008, 07:11 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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Not really man. Usually I have to take a leak and that works to keep the wang at at least 3/4 to 7/8 mast for 5-10 minutes which is usually enough time to get to a scene.
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03-06-2008, 07:27 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Spa
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My ex once texted me when I was in a supermarket and I got a boner.
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03-06-2008, 07:38 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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this woman at work pronounces the word antibiotic as "aniebotic"
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03-06-2008, 07:42 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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http://www.genting.com.my/en/live_en...es/annie07.jpg + http://www.shizzlepie.com/wp-content...erminator4.jpg |
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03-06-2008, 07:48 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Damn fine cup of coffee.
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03-06-2008, 08:02 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc,
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a guy opposite me at work keeps fucking calling it expresso!
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03-06-2008, 08:24 PM
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Immortal
 
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 At least you live in English-speaking countries - the way people pronounce the easiest words here makes me cringe every time.Laydees an gentleman, these drain will ahrrive shordly at Wien Westbahnhof. We wish you a bleasent dshourney. |
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03-06-2008, 08:26 PM
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Immortal
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Also, getting a boner in inappropriate situations hasn't been a problem for me in quite a few years. I dunno, maybe I'm just not that easily aroused anymore. And if something gets my dick's attention I can distract myself quickly.
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03-06-2008, 08:31 PM
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Banned
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i get them at horrible times. horrible, unfortunate times
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03-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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Socialphobic
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03-06-2008, 09:09 PM
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Banned
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that is perverse
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03-06-2008, 10:42 PM
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Minion of Satan
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Aww, I could've given you a hand...helped a friend out  |
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03-06-2008, 10:47 PM
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Banned
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you make a mean coffee, do you?
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03-06-2008, 10:49 PM
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Minion of Satan
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They say it's the ultimate in SE Ohio, but I guess, what does that really say?
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03-06-2008, 10:54 PM
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Banned
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im rofl'ing!
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03-06-2008, 10:55 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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i've been addicted to married to the sea lately
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03-06-2008, 10:58 PM
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Banned
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i could do push-ups into a hole in the ground
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03-06-2008, 11:04 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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you could do that. i believe in you.
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03-06-2008, 11:08 PM
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Banned
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Jonny5, thank you. i believe in you too.
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03-06-2008, 11:10 PM
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let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
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tuck it under the waistband. you run a pretty big risk if your shirt comes up, but i like to live dangerously.
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03-06-2008, 11:59 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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she also told me that she bought the mattress she sleeps on currently back in the 80s |
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03-07-2008, 12:00 AM
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let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
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is that "annie-botic" or "ay-nee-botic"?
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03-07-2008, 12:01 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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the first one
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03-07-2008, 12:05 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
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03-07-2008, 12:11 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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my solution is to have a small penis so that nobody can detect anythign different
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