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Old 08-12-2012, 12:00 AM   #241
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:00 AM   #242
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Old 08-12-2012, 06:06 AM   #243
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Old 08-15-2012, 11:34 PM   #244
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last night I finally drank the last two steel reserves in that 12 pack from all those weeks ago. After two beers I felt drunk as shit. I played some grand theft auto and then I went to the bathroom cause I was feeling weird. Turned out I just had to take a dump, but I used all the toilet paper on the roll. As I was finishing up, I reached down to open the cabinet where we keep more toilet paper, and because I was drunk, I slammed my head square into the corner of the cabinet. I was so dazed it didn't even hurt that bad, but I got a big old gash on my forehead and it bled a bunch.

take home message is don't drink steel reserve. ever.

 
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Old 08-15-2012, 11:37 PM   #245
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:39 AM   #246
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:55 AM   #247
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i drank 24oz of bud light last night and was pretty drunk

 
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Old 08-16-2012, 08:21 AM   #248
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last night I finally drank the last two steel reserves in that 12 pack from all those weeks ago. After two beers I felt drunk as shit. I played some grand theft auto and then I went to the bathroom cause I was feeling weird. Turned out I just had to take a dump, but I used all the toilet paper on the roll. As I was finishing up, I reached down to open the cabinet where we keep more toilet paper, and because I was drunk, I slammed my head square into the corner of the cabinet. I was so dazed it didn't even hurt that bad, but I got a big old gash on my forehead and it bled a bunch.

take home message is don't drink steel reserve. ever.
I remember my first beer!

 
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Old 08-16-2012, 08:35 AM   #249
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me, too. i was 14 and snuck out 3 tall cans of guinness on a saturday before i went to meet my friend julie to go skateboarding on the tennis courts at our local high school.

i had had sips and tastes before then but this was something new. ah memories.

 
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Old 08-16-2012, 01:35 PM   #250
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I was 18 and it was at my high school graduation party the day b4 I was set to fly to Australia to meet Ever. Blue moons, 8 of them. It was interesting.

 
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