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04-03-2002, 01:30 AM | #31 |
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Nice break down mommy_drank!
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04-03-2002, 01:32 AM | #32 | |
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04-03-2002, 01:32 AM | #33 |
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joe im flying over port leydon new york to drop an ice glacier on your house on october eigth. watch out. and im not american im anartican get it straigh please. dont insult me that way.
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04-03-2002, 01:33 AM | #34 |
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hey gothic kid. your poem was so hilarious. did you write it yourself.
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04-03-2002, 01:34 AM | #35 |
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lol you guys crack me up and no i'm not a english major, i wouldent waste my time. and i just though that if i used capital letters i might scare you so you would pee youre pants but i guess it dident work..... darn!
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04-03-2002, 01:43 AM | #36 | |
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04-03-2002, 01:45 AM | #37 |
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Joe_Zero1979, are you Alison White's boyfriend by any chance?
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04-03-2002, 01:50 AM | #39 |
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no I am an Anartican. what country are trolls from?
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04-03-2002, 01:56 AM | #40 | |
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04-03-2002, 01:58 AM | #41 |
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No i'm not a troll.... LOL what exactly are the qualifications you need to become a troll?
Alison white no, i'm not her boyfreind since i'm a fag. but i do have a best friend named alison but her last name is not white. |
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04-03-2002, 02:01 AM | #42 |
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i may be a fairy but i'm definately not a troll.......HHHHhhhaaaaaaaahahahah!!!!!!!!
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04-03-2002, 02:02 AM | #43 |
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Hey be nice to queers!
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04-03-2002, 03:13 AM | #47 |
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This Joe guy is a fucking retarded fuckup asswaste. How the fuck could someone with an obvious mental retardation be in college? Graduate studies? My fucking ass. Maybe burger flipping studies. I could spell better back in, oh, fucking 6th grade. And no, I did not proof read this fucking message, Joe. Not everyone is as big of a fucking retard as you.
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04-03-2002, 05:13 AM | #48 |
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THIS WAS MY PAPER TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER WEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD
CALLED "A GIRLS FIRST TIME" > >>> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) > >>> > >>> It's your first time. As you lie back your > >>> > >>> muscles tighten. You put him > >>> > >>> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he > >>> > >>> ;refuses to be swayed as he > >>> > >>> approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you > >>> > >>> shake your head bravely. > >>> > >>> He has had more experience, but it's the first > >>> > >>> time his finger has found > >>> > >>> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; > >>> > >>> your body tenses; but > >>> > >>> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks > >>> > >>> deeply within your eyes > >>> > >>> and tells you to trust him - he's done this many > >>> > >>> times before. His cool > >>> > >>> smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him > >>> > >>> ;more room for an easy > >>> > >>> entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, > >>> > >>> but he slowly takes his > >>> > >>> time, wanting to cause you as l! ittle pain as > >>> > >>> possible. As he presses > >>> > >>> ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give > >>> > >>> way; pain surges throughout > >>> > >>> your body and you feel the slight trickle of > >>> > >>> blood as he continues. He > >>> > >>> looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too > >>> > >>> painful.Your eyes are > >>> > >>> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod > >>> > >>> for him to go on. He > >>> > >>> begins going in and out with skill but you are > >>> > >>> now too numb to feel him > >>> > >>> within you. After a few moments, you feel > >>> > >>> something bursting within you and > >>> > >>> he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to > >>> > >>> have it over. He looks > >>> > >>> at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a > >>> > >>> chuckle; that you have been > >>> > >>> his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. > >>> > >>> You smile and thank your > >>> > >>> dentist. After all,it was your first time to have > >>> > >>> a tooth pulled. > >>> > >>> Naughty, Naughty! > >>> > >>> What were you thinkin' ? > >>> > >>> PERVERT > >>> > >>> I kn! ow what you were thinking!> >>> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) > >>> > >>> It's your first time. As you lie back your > >>> > >>> muscles tighten. You put him > >>> > >>> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he > >>> > >>> ;refuses to be swayed as he > >>> > >>> approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you > >>> > >>> shake your head bravely. > >>> > >>> He has had more experience, but it's the first > >>> > >>> time his finger has found > >>> > >>> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; > >>> > >>> your body tenses; but > >>> > >>> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks > >>> > >>> deeply within your eyes > >>> > >>> and tells you to trust him - he's done this many > >>> > >>> times before. His cool > >>> > >>> smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him > >>> > >>> ;more room for an easy > >>> > >>> entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, > >>> > >>> but he slowly takes his > >>> > >>> time, wanting to cause you as l! ittle pain as > >>> > >>> possible. As he presses > >>> > >>> ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give > >>> > >>> way; pain surges throughout > >>> > >>> your body and you feel the slight trickle of > >>> > >>> blood as he continues. He > >>> > >>> looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too > >>> > >>> painful.Your eyes are > >>> > >>> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod > >>> > >>> for him to go on. He > >>> > >>> begins going in and out with skill but you are > >>> > >>> now too numb to feel him > >>> > >>> within you. After a few moments, you feel > >>> > >>> something bursting within you and > >>> > >>> he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to > >>> > >>> have it over. He looks > >>> > >>> at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a > >>> > >>> chuckle; that you have been > >>> > >>> his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. > >>> > >>> You smile and thank your > >>> > >>> dentist. After all,it was your first time to have > >>> > >>> a tooth pulled. > >>> > >>> Naughty, Naughty! > >>> > >>> What were you thinkin' ? > >>> > >>> PERVERT > >>> > >>> I kn! ow what you were thinking! |
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04-03-2002, 05:17 AM | #49 |
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tredgfhj
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04-03-2002, 05:25 AM | #50 |
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oh shit! sorry for putting that twice in the same post!!
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04-03-2002, 11:06 AM | #51 |
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WTF...grad school my @ss. When your in grad school you write papers like "The Effects of Consumer Dumping and Import Tarriffs: A MacroEconomic Approach" that was what my paper was about. Not how some band change my fucking life. English major...whatever? Tell me what english classes are you taking?
And BTW...where the fucking paper you were to fucking post. Go back to your pus sy O-Board. ------------------ http://www.followmearound.com/images/artwork/oxygen.gif Wait, if what you are saying is true...then I still don't care. - Dave Nelson AIM: pugbugg [This message has been edited by Kilgore Trout (edited 04-03-2002).] |
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04-04-2002, 05:42 AM | #53 |
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hEY jOE_zERO - YOUR GRAMMAR LOOKS FINE TO ME.
But then I never did finish high school, and just hang around tinkering with cars with my nephew Chachi. ------------------ http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/fonzie.jpg |
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04-04-2002, 07:19 AM | #54 |
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TROLL ON!
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04-04-2002, 08:11 AM | #55 |
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(english class on line!!!)
would not = wouldn't did not = didn't would not = ? ? = didn't Finish the rest for homework. |
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04-04-2002, 08:46 AM | #56 |
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Am I the only one interested in knowing what the lyrics were that the teacher "corrected"?
Or was it posted and I really should go to sleep? ------------------ ***** “I got an e-mail from Christina Aguilera. Know what she wrote? ‘Na na, wass up?’ You know what I wrote back? ‘I’m in bed watching an Eleanor of Aquitiaine documentary. [Imitates a school teacher:] Do you know who Eleanor of Aquitaine was?’ I am not gonna sit there and go, ‘Wass up?’ That [freaking] Disney tutor should be shot! And Christina doesn’t understand why I don’t want to sing back-up on her record! - Courtney Love My Bootpage: http://disintegrated.net/rima ***** |
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04-05-2002, 03:29 AM | #58 |
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i honestly dont know where you guys got englush major form. that is NOT my major, and as for grad school, i'm a student at Alfred University in New York you can visit the web sit to see it is a creadable college, www.alfreduniversity.edu. My Assioates degree is "Assioates in Applied science and Hotel/Restaurant Mgmt.". My Bachlors degree is in "Hotel/Resort Hospitality Mgmt.". And I'm currently a Business major at AU.
SO SUCK IT you fucking jeallous freeks |
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04-05-2002, 03:39 AM | #59 |
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I agree with Fonzie. Fonzie is the coolest!
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04-05-2002, 04:06 AM | #60 |
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I bet dumbass got the lyrics wrong himself, and it was the teacher that knew the words.
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