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Old 05-26-2017, 09:41 PM   #91
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Old 05-26-2017, 10:48 PM   #92
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Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
There's the one I love
there's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl, honey
reading this brought back the unfortunate sound to my ears and i shuddered

some of the worst music ever recorded, i honestly believe that

 
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Old 05-26-2017, 11:04 PM   #93
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HER ZOMBIE MOM AND DAD LIVE IN A SEPARATE HOUSE OF FREAKS


real lyric guys
I woke u up and i slit the throat of ur confidence

 
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Old 05-27-2017, 11:12 AM   #94
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing

I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
see this is just funny

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 01:17 AM   #95
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Trans Europe express
Trans Europe express
Trans Europe express

Just kidding I love it

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 04:08 AM   #96
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i know i know for sure

ding deng dong dong deng dong dang dong deng dong

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 07:49 AM   #97
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"Cause you were Romeo
I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet."

- Taylor of the Swift

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 07:50 AM   #98
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"I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen"

- Insane Clown Posse

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 07:51 AM   #99
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"I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

- Insane Clown Posse... again

 
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Old 05-28-2017, 06:47 PM   #100
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Wtf why is labelle's avatar duovamps avatar

 
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Old 06-02-2017, 09:02 PM   #101
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"I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

- Insane Clown Posse... again
This is actually legit hilarious to me, it's obvs tongue in cheek and I think it's effective

Apparently I need to start listening to ICP

 
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Old 06-02-2017, 09:03 PM   #102
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AND FUCKING MAGNETS YALL??? I MEAN...CMON YALL!!! SPIRITHEART FORCES AND DHARMA UNIVERSAL

 
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Old 06-02-2017, 09:43 PM   #103
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This is actually legit hilarious to me, it's obvs tongue in cheek and I think it's effective

Apparently I need to start listening to ICP
Oh it IS hilarious, ofc. I'm not really sure how self aware they are really. Hard to tell.
Song cracks me up every time tho.


 
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Old 06-03-2017, 07:58 PM   #104
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i mean they have a good point, it's a juvenile presentation and whatever but the first time you have these kinds of thoughts they are pretty mind blowing. except the magnets thing.

it's almost like some kind of nursery rhyme if you take out the swear words

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:40 PM   #105
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I know nothing of icp's music, very little of the juggalo thing, but watching that vid I find it hard to believe it's not some next-level performance art comedy, strictly for laffs

It's practically indistinguishable from some tim/eric thing

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:41 PM   #106
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Miracles everywhere, up in this bitch

I mean you can't even write shit like that with a straight face

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:52 PM   #107
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They definitely believe in that shit.

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 04:47 PM   #108
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I know nothing of icp's music, very little of the juggalo thing, but watching that vid I find it hard to believe it's not some next-level performance art comedy, strictly for laffs

It's practically indistinguishable from some tim/eric thing
this is grown up ICP, they used to be about murdering cops and fucking bitches

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"Red Neck Hoe"

"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, that fucking red neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A down south bitch with a red-ass neck"

[Violent J]
Bitch, you gotta red neck
But you look kinda straight so I'm bout to step
Heard you like fucking in pig pens
You never seen boys, so you fuck your girlfriends
Bitch, I know you's a ho
So let me fuck you with my big toe
Cuz I don't care what them hicks can do
Shit, I can fuck like a chicken hawk too
Bitch, we can take a walk
But I hate the way you fuckin' hillbillies talk
So keep your filthy ass mouth shut
And don't say shit, nasty slut
Bitch, I wanna hit it
So I can drop your ass in a New York minute
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know, that I'm a jigglo, you didn't know
Bitch, we can sit on the porch
Swing in a chair, I don't fucking care
But then it's to the sac, to the sac we go
I'm finna fuck this red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]
Bitch, you's a ho
And ho you's a bitch
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky funky bitch

"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A fucking red neck, a red-ass neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
Said a mop-top corn stalk red-ass neck"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch, it's 2 Dope
Before I threw you this dick, I throw you some soap
Cuz you been in the barn all day
Milking cows and fucking with hay
Bitch, if you let me hit
I don't care, you can play your Wayne Newton shit
I can take a little Conway Twitty
While I'm sucking on red neck tittie
Bitch, I go down south
With a piece of wheat hanging out my mouth
And sport a funky-ass straw hat
But after I hit it...MOTHERFUCK THAT!
Bitch, I from the big city
And I'm finna fall asleep on your big tittie
Yeah, it's the farmer's daughter
But I ain't gonna fuck in no swamp water
Bitch, drop your overalls
And we fuck in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly bitch I know
But I still f
uck ya, red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]

[Esham]
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked shit you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
Fuck, this shit may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your motherfucking throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll fuck your face up
Bitch, cuz I don't sleep
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But shit, I'm gat on a fucking racists

[Violent J]
Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, fuck that
I'm about to step
So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck

[Chorus (9x)]

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 04:52 PM   #109
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it actually was pretty hard to find one that bad and in trying to find the worst offender i came across some stuff that is way better than what i expected

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 05:10 PM   #110
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oh here's another good one

Quote:
"Bugz On My Nutz"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well, I don't understand the phenomenom
We fucking these hoes that look like spallala
Rich boys think that is shitty
But I like fucking crackheads with one tit
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And I get the scabies almost every time
So let's talk about my nutsac
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac

[Violent J]
Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
Cuz bitch if I'm itching when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome
You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it
Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though
I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho
And know I'm like bitch how can this be
Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV
Then try to walk to the store and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady
That I fucked in the shed
Then the little critters on my din****** said

[Chorus (2x)]
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I met this bitch and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me what's up with that
Should of said something bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch
Can't keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls
Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry
And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang

[Violent J]
So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around
Lift up your din****** nothing but a bug ya found
Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts
Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts
But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin
Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting
But I ain't going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that
Stick em in a blender and hit the switch
Then I hit the bitch

[Violent J]
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my din****** sang

[Chorus (8x)]

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 06:57 PM   #111
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holy moses that's... bad

 
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Old 06-04-2017, 07:25 PM   #112
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No 2. Adrian Gurvitz -Classic

No 1. Des'ree - Life

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 06:19 AM   #113
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Damn those ICP lyrics are magical.

 
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