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Old 05-11-2014, 06:14 PM   #1
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This shitty parody thread has probably already been made. Don't even post in here and just let me go home. Thank you.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 06:16 PM   #2
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Cockhandling is what i'm best at. Every single time I grab my cock i perform beautifully and easily make it to climax. 100% success rate. Hard to beat (but not to beat off)

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 06:20 PM   #3
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This thread had like one fucking rule. One fucking rule. And you couldn't follow it.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 06:33 PM   #4
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I AM THE COCK MAN

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 06:35 PM   #5
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Old 05-11-2014, 06:44 PM   #6
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The head just doesn't move at all.
It's really weird

 
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Old 05-12-2014, 04:07 AM   #7
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This thread is as good as any other to "derail" it:

Aeris, I'd like to ask you something - what do you think of this style?



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same person

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Old 05-12-2014, 04:17 AM   #8
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why would I need to have thoughts about that

 
Old 05-12-2014, 04:20 AM   #9
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I mean I do but I don't care
They should let America be part of Eurovision because otherwise it would be all Germany there
Then I would lower myself to comment on conchita the bearded lady

 
Old 05-12-2014, 05:23 AM   #10
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All of Europe would be Germany without the good old USA
remember that next time you try and burn our flag

 
Old 05-12-2014, 05:27 AM   #11
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Sigh

 
Old 05-12-2014, 05:33 AM   #12
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Ok fine I mean I still don't know what you're asking me but I'll try an actual response instead of glib bullshit especially if you somehow took it as a serious statement that I really wouldn't lower myself to comment on anything unamerican

I think it's fine that this dude has a beard and is wearing a dress? Like from what I know of this he isn't trans or anything so I think that's all that's going on here, I didn't have that many options for following Eurovision
I'm really struggling with what the question is
I personally hate having facial hair and want to cover it up as much as possible until getting electrolysis
I think it's cool if a dude wants to wear a dress and have a beard though?

 
Old 05-12-2014, 06:05 AM   #13
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You actually just answered eversthing I wondered about. I appreciate it because I am not aware of knowing anyone transgender I could ask.

1) If it's offensive or something to you that she uses this styling without actually being transgender (or a drag queen)
2) if the beard/make-up/dress style looks cool or totally ugly to you
3) if you'd consider a simliar look (not getting rid of everything resembling a beard) for yourself.

Now that this important matter was answered I can go and die happily. I'll burn a flag first, though.
I don't find drag queens offensive in that way but they're generally real garish and over the top which the intention but it's not an aesthetic that appeals to me but I mean yeah I won't care if one wears a beard or anything else
I mean there are total biological womyn born womyn with beards and I certainly don't think that's offensive but their pictures getting passed around as lol-memes is offensive. I just really want mine burnt the hell off forever

 
Old 05-12-2014, 10:26 AM   #14
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I mean I do but I don't care
They should let America be part of Eurovision because otherwise it would be all Germany there
Then I would lower myself to comment on conchita the bearded lady
Since its all political votes though America would never win anything. And America doesn't like to take part in things they can't win. Even if they've been doing it a lot when it comes to wars in recent history...

 
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Old 05-12-2014, 10:44 AM   #15
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damn straight dropping that ether

 
Old 05-16-2014, 02:23 AM   #16
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This thread had like one fucking rule. One fucking rule. And you couldn't follow it.
tell me more.

 
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:48 AM   #17
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I AM THE COCK MAN


I AM THE ONE WHO COCKS

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