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Old 05-11-2014, 01:19 AM   #211
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it's not a contest but there's a way to lose

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:00 AM   #212
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Is there a way to win?

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:32 AM   #213
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I think once youve slept with 40+ women you automatically reach level 100 and win life.

There's other ways, earning at least 5 millions i think. Incidentally reaching 5 millions will make it easier to bed 40+ women too.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:34 AM   #214
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By that i dont mean women 40 and over. Actually i think the younger they are the less you need to bed to reach level 100. you get more experience the lower their age.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:36 AM   #215
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I think once youve slept with 40+ women you automatically reach level 100 and win life.
what the fuck are you talking about?

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:49 AM   #216
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Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:49 AM   #217
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Is there a way to win?
No. That's one of the things about life.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:16 AM   #218
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I'm guessing the best you can hope for is a draw.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:23 AM   #219
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YOU'RE STILL GONNA FUCKIN DROP DEAD

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:25 AM   #220
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Yeah, but that's your final "fuck you" to life.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:30 AM   #221
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lol

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 09:28 AM   #222
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Personally Im still hoping someone at some point is gonna show up to challenge me in a swordfight and then "kill me" after which i'll wake up from death to find out i am immortal and i have inside me blood of kings and that i have no rival and that no man can be my equal.

It could happen

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 10:04 AM   #223
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I think once youve slept with 40+ women you automatically reach level 100 and win life.

There's other ways, earning at least 5 millions i think. Incidentally reaching 5 millions will make it easier to bed 40+ women too.
what the fuck

i was about ready to give you some credit for the post about scorekeeping but then you come up with this

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 10:24 AM   #224
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By that i dont mean women 40 and over. Actually i think the younger they are the less you need to bed to reach level 100. you get more experience the lower their age.



is there a way to get the OBoard back?

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 10:58 AM   #225
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I didn't think that was something to be taken serious.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:14 AM   #226
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nah he was totally serious, burn the witch

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:51 AM   #227
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Story of my fucking life.

No one ever gets my tone. I'm not asking for people to think i'm funny, that would be asking for way too much. But just that they recognize irony when they see it. I mean in this day and age where even toddlers are required to understand it. you'd think at least.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:56 AM   #228
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you were fine, some just like being outraged about everything

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 12:12 PM   #229
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my best childhood friend just died. at 29. from natural causes (stroke or heart attack, they are not sure yet). i guess he lost.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 01:31 PM   #230
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my best childhood friend just died. at 29. from natural causes (stroke or heart attack, they are not sure yet). i guess he lost.
That could be a win. Sorry for your loss tho

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:05 PM   #231
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I feel particularly depressed today. I see no good reason to do anything. It's finally summer temperature out there but I have no reason to go out. I can't go out for food, i'm trying to lose weight and anything I might get whether restaurant or store will likely just be bad for me. Taking walks for no good reason is depressing unless you have someone to do it with which I don't since my gf is away.

Working on music seems like it will only frustrate me as I can't write shit I like recently. Playing video games, there's no games I really want to play right now so even mindless entertainment is out of the question. All the movies I have recorded on the DVR don't seem like they'll be any good. And as mentioned just eating, which is a thing to do when bored is out of the question cause I need to lose weight.

So basically I just sit here watching the hours go by and feeling more and more depressed. If only I had money I could buy something. That always makes me feel better for a few hours. But in the last two weeks I made a fairly big purchase by my standards (a 350$ bass) so I don't want to spend anythign more on anything for a while and of course the high from that purchase is already gone.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:19 PM   #232
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how long did it take you to figure out how you were going to work in "my gf" in that one

 
Old 05-11-2014, 02:21 PM   #233
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Haha. Seriously.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:24 PM   #234
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:36 PM   #235
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Favorite episode.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:43 PM   #236
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how long did it take you to figure out how you were going to work in "my gf" in that one
See here's how it actually is. I wasn't going to. then I figured someone might wonder why i'd have to be taking a walk alone anyway because obviously i've mentioned her repeatedly before. so I added the clarification. Obviously no one gives a shit but I did.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:43 PM   #237
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Sorry this video is unavailable at your location.

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:49 PM   #238
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Rob Schnieder is "the stapler"!
And he's about to find out, being a stapler is
*Shit noises*

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:19 PM   #239
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important update: I did go out and get food anyway. Now im eating crackers and reeses cups. I hate myself.

i'll keep you updated on further developments as the day goes

 
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:21 PM   #240
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Download Tropico. Great time waster.

 
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