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Old 05-23-2014, 11:33 PM   #241
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such regret. so guilt. much wasted. wow.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:34 AM   #242
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This whole e cig vapor oil whatever the fuck industry is weird. Stores popping up all over

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:51 PM   #243
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when did you know you were out of the woods

i've been doing surprisingly well after getting past day 2 and 3 and then the hacking and coughing but today i finished an amazing taco lunch and immediately thought to myself NOW FOR A CIG-FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK

when does this stop happening

About a month that stuff stopped, well, for the most part. I still get occassional urges but at least my mind isn't foggy anymore and I can sort of mentally laugh off the urges. The urges get way less intense after about a month. Keep it up, it gets better now.

No ecigs for me. Cold turkey

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:44 PM   #244
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ill be here in marlboro country, sitting naked, wearing only a cockring waiting for you guys to come back.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:46 PM   #245
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that smoke after a meal tho oh yeah

come onback guys. the pool is warm and filled with sweet nicotine and flavored lube

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:49 PM   #246
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where are you guys? im losing my erection.

no problem. i just crush up a viagra and mix it in with my smooth, tasty tabacca.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:56 PM   #247
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i think you and me are the only proud degenerates left here
political correctness has gone mad imo

 
Old 05-24-2014, 03:00 PM   #248
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i only smoke when i drink. and when on the nights that i do i limit myself to 8 beers and 5 smokes.

no idea where i came up with those numbers.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 05:29 PM   #249
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the marlboro black tasted so good after 10 beers and 4 shots and all that bho. it took about two teeth-brushings and a few bouts of coughing just to get the hell to stop coming out of my lungs.

livefreediehard regret everything. it is really awesome to have a cig while drinking. i was trying to be cool with the rockers i was hanging out with.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:52 PM   #250
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It does nothing to lessen my feeling of smug superiority when so many of you here smoke(d).

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:56 PM   #251
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my mother just blew up in my face because she saw me smoking again.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:57 PM   #252
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So now bits of your mother are scattered all over your room (and face)? I'm sorry for your loss.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:59 PM   #253
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yeah i had to move back home after all the shit that went down. last thing I need is mommy yelling at me about smoking. give me a break, you know.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:01 PM   #254
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What shit went down. I'm out of the loop. In fact I don't even know you. But I want to know.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:04 PM   #255
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had a live-in boyfriend. i don't anymore. Didn't have roommate prospects and I don't make enough to live on my own in town.

so here i am!

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:05 PM   #256
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But I might get a good deal on a place soon. Stay tuned.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:07 PM   #257
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Oh yeah I remember that post now. Yeah I said you should move out cause I had stayed for a few months with an ex after our relationship ended and boy that did not go well...

Does your mom mind that you smoke at all or just that you did it inside? Cause it seems to me if you're old enough to live by yourself, your mom shouldn't have shit to say about smoking. Unless its cause you were doing it inside.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:11 PM   #258
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oh i wasnt doing it inside. I was on the porch talking with my dad, who is a lifelong smoker.

Her dad had COPD and he died last year. So, that was largely what it's about.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:09 PM   #259
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This whole e cig vapor oil whatever the fuck industry is weird. Stores popping up all over
the hobbyists are almost unbearable

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:10 PM   #260
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oh i wasnt doing it inside. I was on the porch talking with my dad, who is a lifelong smoker.

Her dad had COPD and he died last year. So, that was largely what it's about.
i work for the american CANCER society

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:11 PM   #261
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*eyes wide* i know too much

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 10:59 AM   #262
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Yeah I mean its not lost on me how bad cigs are. I hadn't had a cig for months until this breakup, and only a couple a day until Thursday when I got the glorious news he "met someone". So I went and bought a pack. Give me a damn break.

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 12:00 AM   #263
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when did you know you were out of the woods

i've been doing surprisingly well after getting past day 2 and 3 and then the hacking and coughing but today i finished an amazing taco lunch and immediately thought to myself NOW FOR A CIG-FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK

when does this stop happening
about 2 months it stopped being so bad w/r/t after meals

i mean i think it was relatively easy for me in general, but after 2 months i stopped automatically going for it in the car and after eating.

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 12:25 AM   #264
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I've always really wondered what cig addiction actually feels like.

Like do you crave them the same way as food when you're really hungry or what?

I guess it's kind of a dumb question. Idk

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:04 AM   #265
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seeing as i feel like an outsider for having never smoked (well i tried like a pack in total as a teen or something) i want to pick up the habit. What brand would you recommend? What is coolest to smoke but not overly expensive? I figure if i start now my lungs will likely not become cancerous until i'm like 80 by which time who gives a fuck.

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:24 AM   #266
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I've always really wondered what cig addiction actually feels like.

Like do you crave them the same way as food when you're really hungry or what?

I guess it's kind of a dumb question. Idk
imagine something you do every day, and would feel shitty if you didn't do. maybe it's taking a shower. or brushing your teeth. or masturbating. (ok the last one is a stretch, but i'm trying to pick something relateable).

let's pick the teeth brushing thing. imagine you just ate the best plate of stinky food, like onions and garlic and things like that. so you get done, and you know you need a mint or to brush your teeth. but you can't. you've decided you won't do it again. ever. so you have this feeling that you NEED to clean your mouth, but you cannot, and you have to move on with your life and try not to think about brushing your teeth.

that is a really shitty analogy but basically you feel like it's something routine that you have to do or you feel 'off' so you keep being reminded of it. plus add in a the physical addiction part which is something else entirely, like your equilibrium just doesn't feel right without it, you feel anxious and upset and you just know if you smoked it would make it better

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:35 AM   #267
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Oh like masturbating.

 
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imagine something you do every day, and would feel shitty if you didn't do. maybe it's taking a shower. or brushing your teeth. or masturbating. (ok the last one is a stretch, but i'm trying to pick something relateable).

let's pick the teeth brushing thing. imagine you just ate the best plate of stinky food, like onions and garlic and things like that. so you get done, and you know you need a mint or to brush your teeth. but you can't. you've decided you won't do it again. ever. so you have this feeling that you NEED to clean your mouth, but you cannot, and you have to move on with your life and try not to think about brushing your teeth.

that is a really shitty analogy but basically you feel like it's something routine that you have to do or you feel 'off' so you keep being reminded of it. plus add in a the physical addiction part which is something else entirely, like your equilibrium just doesn't feel right without it, you feel anxious and upset and you just know if you smoked it would make it better
Interesting....

Thanks for the response.

 
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:05 PM   #269
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Yeah I mean its not lost on me how bad cigs are. I hadn't had a cig for months until this breakup, and only a couple a day until Thursday when I got the glorious news he "met someone". So I went and bought a pack. Give me a damn break.
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:12 PM   #270
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i know. sorry for making it seem that way. i need to stop tho. going to cut back to only three tomorrow, two next day.. so on.

 
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