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fuzzyroes · 03-19-2018, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

why you going to toyko or something?

I wanna go party in Bangkok

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-19-2018, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Hey B0lly, do you speak Chinese at all? Just wondering if it's something you'd need to know if one was to visit out there

depends on who you compare yourself to, obviously, but yeah my chinese is decent.

FlamingGlobes · 03-20-2018, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I'm proud to say that I don't even know what 4chan is. I heard it was some video game community though

You don't know what you're missing. You'd probably be very happy there.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-20-2018, 06:28 AM

I'm proud to say that I don't even know what logic is.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-20-2018, 06:28 AM

I'm proud to say that I don't even know what common sense is.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-20-2018, 06:29 AM

I'm proud to say that I don't even know what decency is. I heard it was some video game community though

FlamingGlobes · 03-20-2018, 08:04 AM

Feeling so 4chanate.

FlamingGlobes · 03-20-2018, 08:06 AM

I'm proud to say that I don't know what love is.

I want you to show me.

FlamingGlobes · 03-20-2018, 08:06 AM

I'm proud to say that I just don't know what to do with myself.

FlamingGlobes · 03-20-2018, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i had a weird incident last night.

i went to drink some beer at my new fav bar, this kind of beer shop/hangout joint where you just have a bunch of nice chairs and sofas and some homely feeling stuff and that's it. so i'm sitting there alone, sipping on my beer, enjoying the downtime. suddenly this chinese dude comes up to me, going: "heyyo, what's up? are you waiting for a party or meet somone?!" and i'm like "uh i'm by myself", and he goes - well, would you like to try this beer? it's a wheat beer, and it's made by the company i work for, so have a try. he has a glass in his hand already, which he referred to as "a clean glass", and an open beer can. he pours some into the glass, and hands it to me. i smell it, and it smells great actually, i wanted to drink it.

but then i suddenly had this flash about organ theft and kidnapping and other fucked up shit, and i thought, this is basically a complete stranger trying to solicit me to drink something from an open container that could have been fucked with a million different ways, and i'm not going to take that chance. i mean, wouldn't it be very easy for anybody trying to pick up victims to go to a bar and quietly approach dudes sitting on their own, trying to get them to casually drink some beer you just tampered with?

anyway, so i said, "do you have a new can though?", and he grins at me and says "ah, yes, yes, this is a new can, just opened!", lol. so i just turned him down and said i don't feel comfortable drinking that if it's not from an unopened can.

not sure if i came off as a paranoid conspiracy theorist or just an asshole, but i may have just evaded rape/a lifetime of horror/waking up screaming in an ice bathtub without my spleen.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-20-2018, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

not sure if i came off as a paranoid conspiracy theorist or just an asshole, but i may have just evaded rape/a lifetime of horror/waking up screaming in an ice bathtub without my spleen.

who needs a spleen?

FoolofaTook · 03-20-2018, 08:34 AM

some whose lost their own spleen

duh

smashingjj · 03-20-2018, 09:07 AM

HerVelvetSpleen

FoolofaTook · 03-20-2018, 09:18 AM

HisLittlePeen

FoolofaTook · 03-20-2018, 09:18 AM

FoolofaTook · 03-20-2018, 09:19 AM

"waking up screaming in an ice bathtub without my peen."

vixnix · 03-20-2018, 10:18 AM

fuzzy just as a favour to you I wanted to let you know that you don't have to learn Chinese if you only want to go to Bangkok.

I am getting ready to start a 3-day beginner Chinese intensive, this weekend. Thinking about buying some celebratory baijiu.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 03:10 AM

apparently i'm going to a concert tonight.

it popped up last minute (only for me obviously). an australian instrumental post rock band called "We Lost The Sea", lol. i've been jonesing to go to a trippy concert since forever, so i'm just gonna madd blaze, go check it out and hope for the best. no presale tickets tho, which means standing in line with a ton other sweaty dudes and hopefully i'll still manage to get a decent spot near the stage.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

fuzzy just as a favour to you I wanted to let you know that you don't have to learn Chinese if you only want to go to Bangkok.

I am getting ready to start a 3-day beginner Chinese intensive, this weekend. Thinking about buying some celebratory baijiu.

how did this go?

vixnix · 03-25-2018, 06:35 AM

It was pushed back, until next weekend.

vixnix · 03-25-2018, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

apparently i'm going to a concert tonight.

it popped up last minute (only for me obviously). an australian instrumental post rock band called "We Lost The Sea", lol. i've been jonesing to go to a trippy concert since forever, so i'm just gonna madd blaze, go check it out and hope for the best. no presale tickets tho, which means standing in line with a ton other sweaty dudes and hopefully i'll still manage to get a decent spot near the stage.

this sounds like way more fun than I'll be having for

well, potentially the rest of my life

FoolofaTook · 03-25-2018, 08:01 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:19 AM

Attending this show was a piece of cake, lol. Crowd is pretty thin for 20 minutes to showtime

I really like how small it is. They have pretty decent gear lined up. Fender reverbs, Roland jazz, orange amps. And some Gibson style guitars

#blessed

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:24 AM

Good lord they picked the absolute worst music to be playing before the show

It's the most homogenised pigfat progressive metal

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:28 AM

Do you think they're being Aussies in the artist's room right now?

"Aw hello mate"
"Mate I'm Ipoko"
"Shut them cunts"

Etc

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:31 AM

Still waiting

Seriously, what kind of fucked up shit is this? Is this what I paid my money for? Cuz the way I see it is, If I pay for a ticket then that signs the contract between us that I pay, and YOU play, Esse.

If shoe doesn't start in 5 minutes I'm going castor Troy on this mothafucka.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:37 AM

I got blazed as fuck before coming out to the concert.

Ready for some music now. Any minute. Connect with my soul please

My peak experience so far: riding on the metro

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:42 AM

I'm ready

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 08:45 AM

On the downside, I have a hemmorhoid coming up. Great fucking timing. Let's stand for 3 hours

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-25-2018, 09:15 AM

Oh gosh

This is really terrible

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03-20-2018, 06:28 AM	#1234
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	I'm proud to say that I don't even know what logic is.

03-20-2018, 06:28 AM	#1235
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	I'm proud to say that I don't even know what common sense is.

03-20-2018, 06:29 AM	#1236
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	I'm proud to say that I don't even know what decency is. I heard it was some video game community though

03-20-2018, 08:04 AM	#1237
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Feeling so 4chanate.

03-20-2018, 08:06 AM	#1238
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I'm proud to say that I don't know what love is. I want you to show me.

03-20-2018, 08:06 AM	#1239
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I'm proud to say that I just don't know what to do with myself.

03-20-2018, 08:34 AM	#1242
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	some whose lost their own spleen duh

03-20-2018, 09:07 AM	#1243
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	HerVelvetSpleen

03-20-2018, 09:18 AM	#1244
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	HisLittlePeen

03-20-2018, 09:18 AM	#1245
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

03-20-2018, 09:19 AM	#1246
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	"waking up screaming in an ice bathtub without my peen."

03-20-2018, 10:18 AM	#1247
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	fuzzy just as a favour to you I wanted to let you know that you don't have to learn Chinese if you only want to go to Bangkok. I am getting ready to start a 3-day beginner Chinese intensive, this weekend. Thinking about buying some celebratory baijiu.

03-25-2018, 03:10 AM	#1248
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	apparently i'm going to a concert tonight. it popped up last minute (only for me obviously). an australian instrumental post rock band called "We Lost The Sea", lol. i've been jonesing to go to a trippy concert since forever, so i'm just gonna madd blaze, go check it out and hope for the best. no presale tickets tho, which means standing in line with a ton other sweaty dudes and hopefully i'll still manage to get a decent spot near the stage.

03-25-2018, 06:35 AM	#1250
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	It was pushed back, until next weekend.

03-25-2018, 08:01 AM	#1252
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

03-25-2018, 08:19 AM	#1253
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	Attending this show was a piece of cake, lol. Crowd is pretty thin for 20 minutes to showtime I really like how small it is. They have pretty decent gear lined up. Fender reverbs, Roland jazz, orange amps. And some Gibson style guitars #blessed

03-25-2018, 08:24 AM	#1254
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	Good lord they picked the absolute worst music to be playing before the show It's the most homogenised pigfat progressive metal

03-25-2018, 08:28 AM	#1255
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	Do you think they're being Aussies in the artist's room right now? "Aw hello mate" "Mate I'm Ipoko" "Shut them cunts" Etc

03-25-2018, 08:31 AM	#1256
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	Still waiting Seriously, what kind of fucked up shit is this? Is this what I paid my money for? Cuz the way I see it is, If I pay for a ticket then that signs the contract between us that I pay, and YOU play, Esse. If shoe doesn't start in 5 minutes I'm going castor Troy on this mothafucka.

03-25-2018, 08:37 AM	#1257
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	I got blazed as fuck before coming out to the concert. Ready for some music now. Any minute. Connect with my soul please My peak experience so far: riding on the metro

03-25-2018, 08:42 AM	#1258
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	I'm ready

03-25-2018, 08:45 AM	#1259
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	On the downside, I have a hemmorhoid coming up. Great fucking timing. Let's stand for 3 hours

03-25-2018, 09:15 AM	#1260
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	Oh gosh This is really terrible