billy's cock

[Pop Tart]

Originally Posted by Nihilist

A high school kid or someone who went to high school with teh B0llz?

Someone who went to high school with him.

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by duovamp

What's your first language?

Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy.

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by Nihilist

That's very sad.

Yes, it's sad to be Norwegian. I'm waiting for some american guy to fall in love with me, so I can get married, move and change citizenship.

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by Nihilist

Do you know Abbath and Demonaz Doom Occulta?

http://mediaportal.ru/uploads/posts/...orth-front.jpg

Ha ha, no. I do know some guys from Dimmu Borgir and Solefald though, if that helps. Oslo is such a small city, we all hang out at the same rock bars.

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by Nihilist

Actually, my "that's very sad" comment was aimed at Pop Tart's post. I addressed your Norwegian-ness in another, rather epic, post.

You did? Link plz!

[Floppy Nono]

Originally Posted by june_soma

Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy.

if you're jerking off then MY jerk off fantasies are ruined!

[Floppy Nono]

that band up there makes me think of what it might look like if judas priest and kiss had an autistic baby

[Gavvvvvin]

Corgz has a cock on him like a sock full of sand.

[Floppy Nono]

i bet their dicks are tiny and misshapen like their fanbase

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

that band up there makes me think of what it might look like if judas priest and kiss had an autistic baby

Fine, I masturbate. It's so unfair that girls can't jerk off. It sounds soo much cooler.

Anyway, nihilist, it sounds cooler than it is. Metal guys are little lambs who read too much Tolkien and drink too much Jack and coke.

[Floppy Nono]

at least we can all share "rub one out"

[june_soma]

Yay! Guys always give me weird looks when I tell them I "runker" (Norwegian for jerking off).

[Floppy Nono]

norway has all the best words for everything. fuck you english

[june_soma]

Btw, I still belive Corgan's cock is massive. He's so tall, tall guys usually are well endowed. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Floppy Nono]

tall guys usually aren't hunch backed with whiny voices though. corgan's organ is a real crapshoot in my opinion

[june_soma]

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

tall guys usually aren't hunch backed with whiny voices though. corgan's organ is a real crapshoot in my opinion

What a wonderful morning this turned out to be. Discussing Billy's cock and listening to Mellon Collie. I'm pretty happy right now.

[Floppy Nono]

all in life is as it should be

[Floppy Nono]

except for corgans pathetic centimeter peter that is!

[june_soma]

You don't know that! Booooooo!

[Floppy Nono]

someone will have to give jessica simpson a tweet or two to find out i guess

[june_soma]

Yeah, on an interely unrelated note, man Mellon Collie is so wonderful. I had forgotten have good it was. Been a while since I listened to it. I feel 17 again.

[Floppy Nono]

if only corgans dick could skeet us out another album of that caliber

[june_soma]

From your lips to God's ears. I mean, Galapogos? Come on!

Meanwhile this at least justifies my neverending dreams of being ravished by the Corgan.

[Floppy Nono]

does jessica hold the camera?

[june_soma]

Why must there be a camera? I'm all about intimacy and posting crude status updates afterwards on facebook.

[Floppy Nono]

yeah but then you get to tag yourselves as all the good bits in the pictures for all your friends to see.

[june_soma]

True... True... Maybe there should be a camera after all. No Jessica Simpson though. Sheesh!

[Floppy Nono]

oh come on! she has TOTALLY got some good use being there.


i mean, at the very least he can look at her face whenever he want to keep from popping.

[june_soma]

Nah, I want to be the center of attention. No girls with bigger tits than me allowed! Hmm, I hope Billy is a leg man. Or an ass man. That could work too.

[Floppy Nono]

seems like more of a blonde talent user man to me!