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Old 01-05-2019, 03:19 PM   #31
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be a better drummer

play music with more people

do alright in school

meet more people and don't be weird

 
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Old 01-05-2019, 05:19 PM   #32
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Be less of a walking faux pas

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 03:52 AM   #33
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only two beers tonight.

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 04:49 AM   #34
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I want to become a world classs couch potato

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:56 AM   #35
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Be better at saving money
Make it to a few more track days and autocross events this year
Be a better grandparent to my 5 grandchildren

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:46 PM   #36
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:47 AM   #37
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fuck drunk, i'm resolutions

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 08:49 PM   #38
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GOOD LORD

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 11:51 PM   #39
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can we make a group resolution to try to get mals marola's new nickname for billy to stick? it is Furry Corgan!

hahha!!!

https://www.instagram.com/williampcorgan/p/BsOP1JsFea8/

 
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Old 01-08-2019, 08:29 AM   #40
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crikes... i seem to have tickled wHATcOLOR more than the man in his avatar has "tickled" himself!

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Old 01-08-2019, 09:23 AM   #41
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ah, to have earned the approval of whatcolor hiimself! surely, there is no greater bliss than that!

 
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Old 01-08-2019, 01:57 PM   #42
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the man in my avatar, as you call him, has a name. and that name is paul hem. PAUL HEM!

 
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Old 01-08-2019, 01:58 PM   #43
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ah, to have earned the approval of whatcolor hiimself! surely, there is no greater bliss than that!

putting furry corgan on blast, that’s the greatest thing i can think of right now.

 
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Old 01-08-2019, 01:59 PM   #44
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oh yeah? mine is being on the receiving end of PAUL HEM

 
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Old 01-08-2019, 02:58 PM   #45
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#PAULHEMISHISNAME

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 04:10 PM   #46
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IT'S KID ROCK (PAUL HEM)!

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 06:22 PM   #47
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my new years resolution is to post on netphoria more

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:09 PM   #48
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You've made a good start, keep it up

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:09 PM   #49
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Unless you've been banned previously, then kindly give up

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:24 PM   #50
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no need to already be making such crass assumptions, this ovary's only just begun!

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:40 PM   #51
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it was ovary before it started

 
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:13 PM   #52
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i request you all resolve to step up your pun game

 
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Old 01-12-2019, 05:19 PM   #53
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How, then, did puns fall from grace, to become the recipient of groans and moans and McSweeney’s articles all about how terrible they are?

In part, it seems they were bound by the printing press.

“Printing, by its very nature, placed more binding demands on language,” Pollack wrote in his book. “Surely and steadily, it helped transform what had been an oral culture into a written one and forced writers, punsters included, to commit to a single spelling before the type was set.” Then dictionaries like Johnson’s came along and defined the boundaries of words further.

Then Twitter came along and now a punster can hardly get one out before people start telling him to delete his account, or trying to shame the punster by just tweeting the person’s first name with a period. (In these examples from a couple of my punny colleagues, you will also see people booing, threatening to throw their phones into traffic, or just saying “No.”)
step it down, in fact.

 
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Old 01-12-2019, 10:01 PM   #54
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win the lottery
work less
go to a spa
do something with my life

 
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