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Old 01-01-2019, 06:09 PM   #31
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celery and peanut butter is where it's at

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 06:21 PM   #32
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in the fridge, to be exact

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 06:34 PM   #33
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sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 07:12 PM   #34
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sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.
good stuff

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 08:01 PM   #35
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Celery smells like CD-Rs.

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 08:40 PM   #36
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lol

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 08:40 PM   #37
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amazingly accurate comparison

 
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Old 01-02-2019, 08:37 PM   #38
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Is this an euphemism regarding butt play

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 12:42 AM   #39
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ranch dressing SUCKS!!!
you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:20 AM   #40
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you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass
kids did this in elementary school. if I saw an adult do this I would have a conniption

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 11:09 AM   #41
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i would simply stare for a moment, raise an eyebrow and say - mostly to myself, but loud enough so if they were at just the right angle, they would hear me perfectly clear - "curious, really curious"

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 11:27 AM   #42
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"they would hear me perfectly CLEARLY"



FUCKING CHRIST

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:50 PM   #43
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language is a human construct

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:50 PM   #44
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& god is empty

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:52 PM   #45
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just

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Old 01-03-2019, 03:55 PM   #46
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my friend used to pile popcorn on top of her pizza and eat it. what a great way to ruin everything.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:11 PM   #47
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How is that even possible

How does it stay on

The laws of physics were created specifically to prevent this

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:47 PM   #48
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i imagine ya just stick it right there in the cheese

a notion that makes it no more appealing

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:56 PM   #49
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i am not surprised. one day it's pineapple... and before you know it pyramids of popcorn are raised upon the pizza.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:56 PM   #50
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it's sad, really.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 05:12 PM   #51
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really?

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 05:40 PM   #52
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yes

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 06:51 PM   #53
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comparing pineapple on pizza to popcorn on pizza? a bit 0 to 100 innit?

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 07:12 PM   #54
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I never understood the reaction people have to pineapple. I wouldn't order it for myself, but it's not that bad.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 10:27 PM   #55
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I guess there's just something about the idea of adding hot fruit to a food item typically consisting of bread, cheese and tomato sauce that just doesn't really appeal to everybody.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 10:27 PM   #56
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it's good, damn it

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 10:28 PM   #57
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mushrooms are still the ultimate topping. fight me.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 10:56 PM   #58
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Not a single mention of hummus in the celery thread huh?

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 11:33 PM   #59
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Because it's not good. Fight me.

 
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Old 01-03-2019, 11:55 PM   #60
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