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Old 12-31-2018, 01:03 AM   #1
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LOL no of course you don't!

I never did. Fuck them fibrous veggies

 
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Old 12-31-2018, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 12-31-2018, 05:46 PM   #3
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Old 12-31-2018, 09:16 PM   #4
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celery is okay with almond butter on it

but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower

 
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Old 12-31-2018, 09:34 PM   #5
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Same with sperm.

 
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Old 12-31-2018, 09:35 PM   #6
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Old 12-31-2018, 09:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-31-2018, 10:25 PM   #8
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With these quantities you're carrying, we can charge you with trafficking, buster. You're going to tell me all this is for personal use?


 
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Old 12-31-2018, 10:26 PM   #9
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celery is okay with almond butter on it

but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower
What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.

 
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Old 12-31-2018, 10:28 PM   #10
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Just the other day, I was thinking of how funny it'd be if somebody's favourite vegetable to juice were celery.

 
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Old 12-31-2018, 11:44 PM   #11
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stroke those stalks

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 12:17 AM   #12
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don't bother looking, just shove it in

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:02 AM   #13
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it is the only common food i go out of my way to avoid, so deep is my hatred for it. ugh. disgusting and offensive. just awful

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:18 AM   #14
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What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.
That was nice of ya. Don't get me wrong, I like both, I just can't stand either of them by themselves; gotta be done up

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:54 AM   #15
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cauliflower smells pungent when it is cut up. broccoli not so much

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 04:05 AM   #16
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I find cauliflower milder than broccoli. I can eat cauliflower raw, but broccoli, it's usually gotta be cooked, or else it feels too heavy and fibrous and tastes too strong.

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 10:53 AM   #17
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What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.
we made this recently:



a whole brined and roasted cauliflower. not sure if good for my thyroid, though.

btw, love raw celery dipped in bleu cheese or ranch.

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:11 PM   #18
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yeah if imma eat raw celery, imma need a cup of ranch to help that dry shit go down

sorry lovers, not my favorite fruit

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:40 PM   #19
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Celery connoisseurs know that a shitty piece of celery will taste bitter, but a truly good piece of celery will taste delicious and sweet. No ranch needed

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:42 PM   #20
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yeah straight celery is the shit. so crispy!

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:46 PM   #21
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I was drunk last night and thought this thread was about broccoli

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 02:56 PM   #22
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nah even a "good piece of celery" "needs" ranch or bleu cheese. who wants to be a celery connoisseur? loool

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 03:02 PM   #23
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i think i'm on the verge of having a normal convo with yo soy

what are the symptoms of sanguineous apoplectic stroke?

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 03:08 PM   #24
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if you "need" ranch dressing on your vegetables, you're probably a fuckin child

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 03:10 PM   #25
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ranch dressing SUCKS!!!

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 03:25 PM   #26
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thanks for killing the mood rbg

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 03:25 PM   #27
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and we we're just starting to get along...

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Old 01-01-2019, 05:02 PM   #28
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i only "need" ranch on carrots, celery, & certain other "hand tray" type vegetables

zucchini, cucumbers & whatnot is the shit i eat RAW

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 05:12 PM   #29
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tbh I am not a big fan of ranch or any other fatty dressing. It kind of ruins fresh veggies for me. I'm all about vinaigrettes/oil-based dressings

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 05:19 PM   #30
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I like Caesar dressing on salads, but other than that one, yeah, I'm about those vinaigrettes.

Ranch is tolerable as a vegetable dip, but fuck people who use it as a salad dressing. And Thousand Island is the most profane and horrid shit ever put into a bottle. Quite possibly Satan's semen.

 
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