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Old 12-25-2018, 04:06 AM   #1
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Old 12-25-2018, 04:50 AM   #2
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Old 12-25-2018, 10:25 AM   #5
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timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 11:05 AM   #7
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timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far
No one care, also go fuck yourself!

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 11:23 AM   #11
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Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 11:40 AM   #12
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Old 12-25-2018, 11:51 AM   #13
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Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!
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Old 12-25-2018, 01:37 PM   #15
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Weuw, you schmalk like a schming, and schno, schmoo

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 02:08 PM   #17
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Merry Christmas, smashingjj!

I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next




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Old 12-25-2018, 03:32 PM   #18
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5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 04:48 PM   #21
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Fight me about it!! I have some extra indoor aggression!!

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 05:14 PM   #22
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Old 12-25-2018, 06:16 PM   #23
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5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.
just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 07:52 PM   #25
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i have tried but she has definite preferences and my style of books don't have enough pictures or textures to suit her tastes, sadly. and she's not one to quietly accept things she disapproves of. BUT the turkey was damn delicious and luckily we're playing more interactive games so i am able to give my barnyard impersonations a rest.

Raising a newborn feels like it will physically kill you some days, but a toddler is a special breed of emotional tyrant. Already dreading teenage years to come. Cheers!

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All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.

 
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Old 12-25-2018, 08:08 PM   #27
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just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.
Lol wat

Did you not catch she’s talking about a sub-child toddler infant? Planets gonna be mooing and baaing for some years to come

 
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All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.
Had familys over, ripped open gifts in orgiastic spree of consumerism (for the children), ate way too much bullshit, kept in-laws confused geriatric dog from eating the face of my dastardly toddler son, and then caught the flu

Now lion in bed moaning and dying and the dishes haven’t even been started

Happy Christmas to meeeeeeeeeee

 
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didn't get to sneak in any microhits anywhere in there?

 
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No i friekin burnt myself out over the weekend probably with too many microhits

Chose to give this day over to the Lord after all

 
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