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Old 02-05-2020, 06:43 PM   #1
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Smile FUZZY BAN FUCKING

JESUS DIED FOR OUR SKINS

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:46 PM   #2
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my foreskin died for Jesus

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:47 PM   #3
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that is, if a medical necessity is Jesus.

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:48 PM   #4
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I live in a part of town where there is a circumcision 'clinic'

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:48 PM   #5
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Your foreskin died because you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:48 PM   #6
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I go there every day. free foreskin soup, holla

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 07:00 PM   #7
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my foreskin died for Jesus
Mine too

Never thought of it that way

THANKS DAD

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 07:06 PM   #8
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Your foreskin died because you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.
also an essential foreskin soup ingredient

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 07:17 PM   #9
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The best thing my father did for me was not allowing me to be circumsised.

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 07:17 PM   #10
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Anyways, mods pls ban HerVelvetSpleen.

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 07:58 PM   #11
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mine died for my vagina

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 08:01 PM   #12
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that's a much better thing to die for

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 08:03 PM   #13
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pussy is god

 
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Old 02-05-2020, 08:04 PM   #14
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and I love it

 
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Old 02-07-2020, 02:16 AM   #15
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mine died for my vagina
you're insufferable as you've always been

 
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Old 02-07-2020, 07:15 AM   #16
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yoy so, please don't hijack my thread.

 
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Old 02-07-2020, 07:15 AM   #17
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How does it feel living in a post-fuzzy utopia?

Follow-up question: who's going to masturbate today in his honor?

 
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Old 02-07-2020, 07:03 PM   #18
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I'm always masturbating in his honour

 
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Old 02-07-2020, 10:20 PM   #19
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This is now a fascist free zone

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 10:59 AM   #20
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an end of an era, i don't think "sad" is the right word, but i'm oddly something

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 11:11 AM   #21
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mhmm foreskin soup


this thread was made for me

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 11:22 AM   #22
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"When the rotten roses are removed from the garden, the fools will quickly make their way back in."

- Ezekial 3:19

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 11:25 AM   #23
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Old 02-08-2020, 05:31 PM   #24
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Ooh, a necktie with a leather jacket.

What a way to post your faves and tips.

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 06:35 PM   #25
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post-punk af

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 07:44 PM   #26
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GothDad Spring/Summer 2020 Lookbook


 
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Old 02-08-2020, 07:45 PM   #27
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GothDad Spring/Summer 2020 Lookbook

the aesthetic distracts from the bald head

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 08:59 PM   #28
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"When the rotten roses are removed from the garden, the fools will quickly make their way back in."

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Hey! That's not a real bible quote, asshole!

 
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:00 PM   #29
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Says the person who can't even properly capitalize the Word of God.

 
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