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Old 02-09-2020, 03:22 PM   #61
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I'm not going to say anything about that totally unnecessary apostrophe. I'm going to be calm and cool.

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 03:34 PM   #62
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which' one?

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 03:38 PM   #63
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Took took a trip overseas with his dad.
Took took a walk on his trip, which was rad.
Took’s walk took him to a bright grocery store aisle,
Where he found a wine bottle labeled “road to denial.”
Sucking down the dark liquid right there in the store,
He thought, “Dad would love this. I’ll buy some more.”
Together they suckled from bacchus’s teat
Until they were pissing themselves in the street.
Father/son relations were never more secure,
But the hangover made seven days tough to endure.

Flopped o'er foreign toilet seat,
Hair in the bowl,
Took took shit after shit, tired burning asshole.

Posting on netpho was far from his mind,
As his dad stroked his back, a good man, so kind.
Meanwhile internet friends scampered round a dead board,
"Is Took safe, free, and living? oh Christ, please oh Lord!"
Now Took Fool returns, our Messiah, re-risen,
Released from his alcohol-soaked toilet prison.
Join me fellow posters, let us exclaim:
"Fool Took is back!" (with minor butt pain)

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:17 PM   #64
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I went to Orlando, met up with and kidnapped Took.

Most of that sentence is true

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:23 PM   #65
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Erica told us in chat that Took is 5'9" at most.

With boots on.

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:28 PM   #66
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That's pretty tall for a hobbit!

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:30 PM   #67
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I suggested it's possible you were a hobbit standing on top of another hobbit, but you had no trench coat, so it must have involved hobbit magic. Is hobbit magic a thing? I hate LOTR. I hate to break it to you this way, Took.

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:37 PM   #68
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Shit, I hate LOTR too. It's what kept Tolkien from writing his masterpiece. Fucking publishers...

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:38 PM   #69
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Buzzard knows what I'm talking about. He's all about that epic, high fantasy pseudo-KJV/Bhagavad Gita shit.

 
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Old 02-09-2020, 09:48 PM   #70
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You know me so well.



P.S. Enjoy this rare look at me from before the patch.

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 10:53 AM   #71
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Now that fuzzy has been banned and Took is back, I guess it's time for me to leave

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 10:54 AM   #72
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Old 02-10-2020, 10:55 AM   #73
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:16 AM   #74
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I guess it's time for me to leave
Who?

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:16 AM   #75
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:30 AM   #76
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:31 AM   #77
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Took, if you're simply going to interrupt the post flow b/w myself & FlamingGlobes, perhaps you returned with the wrong intentions

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:32 AM   #78
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Flaming Globes


of Sigmund

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:54 AM   #79
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I think you're only the second person to get the origin of my name.

Pretty sure fuzzy was the first.

Take that to mean what you will.

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:55 AM   #80
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R.I.GameCube

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:55 AM   #81
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I think you're only the second person to get the origin of my name.

Pretty sure fuzzy was the first.

Take that to mean what you will.
are you sure it wasn't a young gentleman of the Marola clan?

i've been "punting about" on these boards for a little while now, you see...

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Old 02-10-2020, 11:59 AM   #82
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The guy with the Crazy Town shirt? Nah, can't be him.

 
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Old 02-10-2020, 12:11 PM   #83
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would it have been more likely if it was a Sugar Ray tee?

 
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Old 02-12-2020, 05:47 PM   #84
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:27 PM   #85
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So did we ever find out where Took went, did we find an obituary or anything

Rest in piss, dawg, miss u everyday

 
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:55 PM   #86
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Quote:
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Took took a trip overseas with his dad.
Took took a walk on his trip, which was rad.
Took’s walk took him to a bright grocery store aisle,
Where he found a wine bottle labeled “road to denial.”
Sucking down the dark liquid right there in the store,
He thought, “Dad would love this. I’ll buy some more.”
Together they suckled from bacchus’s teat
Until they were pissing themselves in the street.
Father/son relations were never more secure,
But the hangover made seven days tough to endure.

Flopped o'er foreign toilet seat,
Hair in the bowl,
Took took shit after shit, tired burning asshole.

Posting on netpho was far from his mind,
As his dad stroked his back, a good man, so kind.
Meanwhile internet friends scampered round a dead board,
"Is Took safe, free, and living? oh Christ, please oh Lord!"
Now Took Fool returns, our Messiah, re-risen,
Released from his alcohol-soaked toilet prison.
Join me fellow posters, let us exclaim:
"Fool Took is back!" (with minor butt pain)

 
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:58 PM   #87
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So did we ever find out where Took went, did we find an obituary or anything

Rest in piss, dawg, miss u everyday
I think he got banned because some asshole wouldn't stop quoting him and embedding his Tweets all over the damn place.

 
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Old 02-12-2020, 11:04 PM   #88
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So did we ever find out where Took went, did we find an obituary or anything

Rest in piss, dawg, miss u everyday
i told you, we met up and i kidnap-murdered him and some of that is true

 
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