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Old 01-21-2020, 05:33 PM   #5191
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I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 05:35 PM   #5192
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i am six months into my journey to sobriety and i now only feel the urge to post on nepho while drunk. thank yall for being there for me during this important time

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 05:35 PM   #5193
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Old 01-21-2020, 05:39 PM   #5194
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alcohol: yesterday after band practice (in another city) I had a party at work. i struggled with biking home big time. fell off my bike twice. wine bottle in hand survived, so did bass guitar and heavy bag. not sure about career, I have no idea what happened.

as my mother always said, you're only 37 once.
have you seen "fleabag"?

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 05:43 PM   #5195
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I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.
Better out than in

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:02 PM   #5196
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i just ate a lot of mayonaise

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:04 PM   #5197
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DOOMED

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:04 PM   #5198
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pick your pocket full of DICKS

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:05 PM   #5199
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ok im going to bed

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:21 PM   #5200
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I

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want to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT

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Old 01-21-2020, 09:50 PM   #5201
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Fuzzy Roes ✝ (@fuzzyroes) Tweeted:
I'm getting Mossad apologists really angry at me for exposing Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes against humanity�� https://t.co/f8hRdHcmoR https://twitter.com/fuzzyroes/status...377019905?s=20

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 10:25 PM   #5202
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have you seen "fleabag"?
I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:09 PM   #5203
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Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:10 PM   #5204
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Damn, I should have asked what they wanted for that quilt.

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:17 PM   #5205
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the best things are in ye ole Texas you know

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:22 PM   #5206
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Didn't know a van could drive from Texas to Australia or Antarctica or whatever

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:25 PM   #5207
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Vans are a lot tougher than hardshell cases, you see.

I'd like to see those baggage handlers at DHL try throwing a Toyota HiAce into the hold.

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 05:10 PM   #5208
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I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3
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Old 01-24-2020, 05:13 PM   #5209
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Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).
too bad u werent't on craigslist when my stepdad sold my 1955 Martin acoustic guitar for $250 that my biological father gave me. i'll kind of always hate him for that but it's not about the money, but more like the gall. it's not like they sold everything i left behind when moving...just stuff from which they thought they could make money. if only he had asked, i probably would have just told him to charge a lot more.

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 09:47 PM   #5210
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I have a place in Austin now and I took this girl from China to an *ahem* indie bar today

Now hitting the Goth club tonight to see one of my favorite modern bands

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 09:50 PM   #5211
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her home province is getting ravaged by the coronovirus it's insane

 
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Old 01-24-2020, 09:53 PM   #5212
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I got a job the first week I was here

walked into a 7/11 put my drink on the counter and started talking to the "cashier"...was the owner of multiple stores filling in

 
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Old 01-25-2020, 06:50 PM   #5213
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I've been thinking about my doorbell lately

 
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Old 01-25-2020, 10:13 PM   #5214
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When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

 
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Old 01-29-2020, 08:59 AM   #5215
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Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triplejacked over a steeplehammer and er jessop jessop jessop jessop.

 
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Old 01-30-2020, 01:03 AM   #5216
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THINKINABOUTMADOORBELL

 
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:52 AM   #5217
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Old 02-17-2020, 01:47 AM   #5218
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I had this beautiful, beautiful dream the other night where I was back in college and lost my virginity to this gorgeous girl. It felt so real and I wanna go back

Tonight tonite I couldn't sleep and had this scary black and white dream where I watch Hitler documentaries for an hour, then I'm in some village where he's imprisoned and old, and he gets pissed off and smashes this little sculpture some cute kid got from his dad of a "Sela" bird

so there's an actress called Sela Ward and she looked like the girl in dream 1, basically:


hitler just crushed my dreams [the statue was of a creature bird, i guess the double meaning is bird in the british sense]

it's a sine

 
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Old 02-17-2020, 01:50 AM   #5219
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"Sela" is a Hebrew word that means "rock, boulder, cliff."
the triple meaning is that i've been super worried about my drumming as late [crippling joint pain]. hitler smashed my rock dreams too

 
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Old 02-17-2020, 10:23 AM   #5220
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Perhaps the worst thing Hitler's ever done

 
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