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Old 09-13-2017, 10:55 PM   #3211
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Yeah, but he hates pizza. How happy can his life really be?

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:58 PM   #3212
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I knew a kid named Blake growing up. He was basically a chubby version of Todd from Beavis and Butthead. One semester we shared the same home economics class and, while learning to sew, he laughed maniacally and exclaimed "I'M JACK THE SEAM RIPPER!!!"

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good ole high school. It's hilarious that they make sewing mandatory. I remember when we had to do it that I just got some nerdy Christian chick to do all mine lol.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:02 PM   #3213
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Yeah, but he hates pizza. How happy can his life really be?
I love pizza as much as the next regular guy, but the man has a bit of a point...

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:53 PM   #3214
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:53 PM   #3215
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Lmfao

good ole high school. It's hilarious that they make sewing mandatory. I remember when we had to do it that I just got some nerdy Christian chick to do all mine lol.
basic sewing is a good skill to have. but you can figure it out yourself without much difficulty. it's like changing a tire. learn how to do it once and i guarantee you'll have a need to do it sometime in your life and will be glad you know how

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:00 AM   #3216
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Yeah that's true. I guess it's just hard to see it reasonably when you're 14 or whatever though lol

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:15 AM   #3217
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You didn't have buttons on your shirt at 14?

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Old 09-14-2017, 12:20 AM   #3218
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basic sewing is a good skill to have. but you can figure it out yourself without much difficulty. it's like changing a tire. learn how to do it once and i guarantee you'll have a need to do it sometime in your life and will be glad you know how
"learning" how to sew is 10000 times easier than changing a tire.

sewing is like combing your hair. it's a natural instinct. i'm certainly not trying to high-road anyone but i don't understand it when anyone says that they can't or don't know how to sew. it's seriously as easy as showing someone how glue works.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:26 AM   #3219
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i agree but i don't think everyone sees it that way.

changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:35 AM   #3220
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changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die
RIGHT, which is why sewing is extremely easy.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:37 AM   #3221
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hot take -> if you're a man and you don't know how to sew, you don't know how to have sex

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:39 AM   #3222
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oh that reminds me, i was talking to this new guy at work and trying to get him to slow down his process and he tells me "i only know one speed" and i laughed and asked him how old he was.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:41 AM   #3223
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i can't think of where "one speed only" is good for anything, except for maybe ancient factory equipment, and that stuff looks fairly slow and steady. ie: its certainly not fast and reckless.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:42 AM   #3224
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if i ever go on a killing spree i'm only targeting monster energy drink users

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:44 AM   #3225
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quality posting (tone: sincere)

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:27 AM   #3226
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i agree but i don't think everyone sees it that way.

changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die
man you have some dangerous bicycles over there

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:28 AM   #3227
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RIGHT, which is why sewing is extremely easy.
I killed myself once while trying to sew; true story. one minute it was like 'yeah let me just get this right' and then the next one was like 'why do I ALWAYS sting myself in the brain when I'm trying to sew my SP patch on my coat???'

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:35 AM   #3228
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Anyone bored?

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:10 AM   #3229
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:13 AM   #3230
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:15 AM   #3231
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oh that reminds me, i was talking to this new guy at work and trying to get him to slow down his process and he tells me "i only know one speed" and i laughed and asked him how old he was.
Maybe he's a speedfreak

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Old 09-14-2017, 07:15 AM   #3232
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Like lemmy

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Old 09-14-2017, 08:21 AM   #3233
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.
Sounds like a lovely individual, your boss

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:45 AM   #3234
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Yeah. I have to make a friend of him until May latest. Sigh.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:46 AM   #3235
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But he's a hard worker. That makes it OK.

Fucking hell this life.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:46 AM   #3236
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He already insinuated that I snort meth.

LAWL

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:35 AM   #3237
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.
I had a boss a few years ago who was known for guzzling red bull. He'd drink 6 or more of them (the large cans) every day. He'd send emails at all hours of the day and night, and he micromanaged everybody's shit.

He killed himself 18 months ago. I now think his behavior was mania.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:45 AM   #3238
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I killed myself once while trying to sew; true story. one minute it was like 'yeah let me just get this right' and then the next one was like 'why do I ALWAYS sting myself in the brain when I'm trying to sew my SP patch on my coat???'
that's why they invented thimbles, doofus.
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:24 PM   #3239
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that's why they invented thimbles, doofus.
cue eddie izzard bit
STILL not at 5000 posts? I won't allow you to post here until you have that amount.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:40 PM   #3240
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i'll be your thuperqueen

 
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