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Old 09-22-2018, 03:27 PM   #1
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Default two American customers asked me for a coffee and a latte

when I gave em said drinks one of em said 'thanks a latte'

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 03:34 PM   #2
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i snapped my fingers and gave em a thumbs up and killed no one see I am not violent!

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 03:42 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2018, 03:53 PM   #4
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wait this is a stone-cold real-life story?

in that case:

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 05:54 PM   #5
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What did they mean when they ordered "a coffee"?

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:17 PM   #6
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same thing without a latte milk lol

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:30 PM   #7
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i never really know how to order in a coffee shop. i just get embarrassed and ask for a small cup of black coffee.

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:35 PM   #8
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I guess that's explanatory enough.

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:39 PM   #9
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what could be more simple? small. cup. black. coffee.

a simple creedsman, natural mystic herbsman.

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:43 PM   #10
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"I'll have a short black, thanks."

"Hey, can I get a flat white with two shots in a small cup, please?"

"That machiato's not going to make Itself, chief."

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:44 PM   #11
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Repertoire expanded.

 
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Old 09-22-2018, 07:25 PM   #12
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what a clever old pussycat you are (just like miss marple)!

 
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Old Yesterday, 02:17 AM   #13
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Last summer I had a part time gig working in the bakery/coffee area of a grocery store downtown. It was pretty fun. Didn't get too many crazy coffee people, though. A few overworked dads asking if I could put a shot of Khalua or whatever in it with a look in their eyes like that screamed don't grow up to be like me - dead insidd with a family im sick of

 
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Was it Al Bundy?

 
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