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Old 03-24-2020, 11:24 AM   #91
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though we knew him as karl "steve" dave

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:41 AM   #92
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i preferred ratbastardkarl, myself

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:46 AM   #93
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his first name was christian so it did sound like chicken

i've said too much

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:51 AM   #94
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The closest Olive Garden is over 30 miles away.
The closest Red Lobster is 133 miles away.
I'm not mad about it.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:52 AM   #95
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I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:53 AM   #96
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His mom said the name was a weird coincidence

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:53 AM   #97
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Even the nearest Burger King is 20 miles away.
I don't see quite as many overweight people here, especially not kids.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:54 AM   #98
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:54 AM   #99
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I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover
I knew a guy who went by "Big Will Ham Bone"....he died of a heart attack in his 20s.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:11 PM   #100
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There was a particular Olive Garden in my hometown where, word was, a student from my highschool who worked as a cook became disgruntled sufficiently to shoot his semen into the alfredo sauce, sickening his ex-gf’s entire family, including particularly her grandma, who even died.

Concurrent with the emergence of this tale, the location was closed for health violations, this is verifiable. Truth or falsity aside, ive always wondered if visions of jizzy alfredo made it outside our town and off to other cities, to become parking lot tales for a new generation
Can you actually get sick from ingesting sperm, though? I didn't think so, but then, I've never tried the stuff!

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:12 PM   #101
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If the grocery stores end up closing, I might have to give it a go.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:12 PM   #102
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:16 PM   #103
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Can you actually get sick from ingesting sperm, though? I didn't think so, but then, I've never tried the stuff!
like anything, the danger's in the quantity

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:35 PM   #104
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like anything, the danger's in the quantity
speaking of which, i found this blamonet avatar:


blamonet.com is back, by the way, i was recently informed.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:36 PM   #105
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:37 PM   #106
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i can't remember who made that

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:37 PM   #107
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twasnt me!

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:47 PM   #108
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jeepers creepers
where'd ya get those peepers


 
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:49 PM   #109
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re: the blamo news i'm not sure whether to say wow! or why?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:05 PM   #110
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Oh damn, they must have at least seven or eight people there

See you later, has-beens

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 11:49 AM   #111
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By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:07 PM   #112
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:07 PM   #113
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With Nerf guns, naturally, for the tykes

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Old 03-26-2020, 12:11 PM   #114
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:15 PM   #115
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By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.
-write a letter to or draw a pic for nana/anyone
-teach her how to play chess or checkers
-record a song together
-paint some rocks
-draw each other
-teach her how to cook something
-tell her to entertain herself and see what happens
-diorama!
-make a puppet
-teach her how to balance the books

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:17 PM   #116
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- start preparing her for the LSAT

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:22 PM   #117
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yesterday i typed up four of our recipes on the typewriter. we have a lot of loose-leaf papers with printed recipes and some are stained from sauce and years of wear so i'm typing up the stuff we've made recently that we really like and things we've always made on the reg. woo.

today i will do the same, but i'm currently avoiding applying for graduate school and a scholarship. i only need to complete the writing sample, but i keep getting up to clean the restroom every time i get started.

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:22 PM   #118
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ah man, good one.

 
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Old 03-26-2020, 03:12 PM   #119
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hey, ilp, the content on this site is free while schools are still closed: https://circletimefun.com/

it's for 0 - 6 year olds, though, and i don't know how old your kid is

 
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Old 03-30-2020, 10:07 AM   #120
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made tamales yesterday. it's getting bad, y'all.

 
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