Woman I'm dating was sexually harnessed

FlamingGlobes · 07-21-2017, 06:43 PM

https://loverslanecloud.blob.core.wi..._139199_ZM.JPG

TuralyonW3 · 07-21-2017, 07:25 PM

............ distasteful........ but I'll allow it

FoolofaTook · 07-21-2017, 07:36 PM

I'd like to harness your mother... to a plow... and put her to work in a field... plowing furrows and shit.

FoolofaTook · 07-21-2017, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

............ distasteful........ but I'll allow it

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

wHATcOLOR · 07-21-2017, 07:59 PM

i like it

FlamingGlobes · 07-21-2017, 08:37 PM

https://www.sextoydistributing.com/M...td_500x322.jpg

FoolofaTook · 07-21-2017, 10:55 PM

Just had something truly marvelous happen. Sitting here semi stoned on my mattress for some reason i lifted up my shirt. lo and behold a belly! Albeit a little one. anyways its so nice to be getting plump again. im well over 200 lbs.

nice belly. i.shall caress it and fed it more pirogis!

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-21-2017, 11:02 PM

FUCK YOU CATHERINE WHEEL IN YOUR FUCKING CUNT FACE YOU DIRTY HOLE MOTHER F.......

oh wait, heeeyyyyy....
it's FlamingGlobes

<3 u Andy

slunken · 07-21-2017, 11:05 PM

this is for weak ass babies who can't support a woman with the strength of their own arms

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-21-2017, 11:09 PM

humor me for a sec

when you use this piece of equipment... when you change positions, like. do you start fiddling with all the zippers and latches to take it off, or do you just continue fucking with it on?

vixnix · 07-22-2017, 02:35 AM

i dunno but regardless, nothing says sexy time like cheap ass nylon chafing your skin raw

and what about the other guy all confused like he thinks he needs to visit the gynaecologist or something. dude.

Bread Regal · 07-22-2017, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

change positions

change...positions?

smashingjj · 07-22-2017, 03:26 AM

rate of...cats?

smashingjj · 07-22-2017, 03:26 AM

2marlon2brando.jpg

smashingjj · 07-22-2017, 03:26 AM

plz someone post

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-22-2017, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

https://www.sextoydistributing.com/M...td_500x322.jpg

this pic makes me wonder if drum prodigy Thomas Haake of Meshuggah fame has a side hobby

http://www.sabian.com/img/gallery_im...ke-8_large.jpg

vixnix · 07-22-2017, 04:11 AM

teen vogue editor needs these pics

vixnix · 07-22-2017, 04:11 AM

sex harnesses for non-prostate owners

FoolofaTook · 07-22-2017, 09:27 AM

I just realized there's a picture at the start of this thread.

Disco King · 07-22-2017, 01:27 PM

I don't get the appeal of all these harness apparatus.

All you really need is some rope (get Zenith, if you kind find it) and some cuffs.

This shit here is the equivalent of the clip-on necktie.

FlamingGlobes · 07-22-2017, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

I don't get the appeal of all these harness apparatus.

All you really need is some rope.

https://cdn8-s-ha-e5.xtube.com/m=eSK...original/1.jpg

reprise85 · 07-22-2017, 04:23 PM

how is that remotely sexually arousing i dont get it

FoolofaTook · 07-22-2017, 04:24 PM

Wow that man is a long way from the Saviour's side.

FoolofaTook · 07-22-2017, 04:25 PM

I don't get it either reprise. ppl are weird. and this is coming from me remember.

FlamingGlobes · 07-22-2017, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

how is that remotely sexually arousing i dont get it

Well, that's where the clothespins come in...

FlamingGlobes · 07-22-2017, 04:27 PM

In all seriousness, it's not my bag but I think I can understand. Probably has a lot to do with surrendering control.

FoolofaTook · 07-22-2017, 04:33 PM

If I was him I'd be terrified. And cold. And hoping too many ppl aren't around taking pictures lol.

FlamingGlobes · 07-22-2017, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

If I was him I'd be terrified. And cold. And hoping too many ppl aren't around taking pictures lol.

And slightly errect.

reprise85 · 07-22-2017, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I don't get it either reprise. ppl are weird. and this is coming from me remember.

i mean... i'm not into feet but one day i was at the 24 hour study building at college and this woman had her feet up in the chair next to me without shoes on and they were totally arousing to me. that's the only time ever and i'm not sure exactly what happened

reprise85 · 07-22-2017, 05:29 PM

my bio basis of behavior professor hypothesized that people have foot fetishes because the part of the brain that perceives sensations on your feet (and the corresponding part that is responsible for motor movements of the feet) is right next to the part that does the same thing for the genitals.

i dont know if this is a widespread theory or not. the sensation and motor representations are definitely proven and those are definitely next to each other but i dunno about it causing foot fetishes.

here's the corresponding brain areas mapped out with their representations

https://www.ebmconsult.com/content/i...ortex%20v2.png

07-21-2017, 06:43 PM	#1
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Woman I'm dating was sexually harnessed https://loverslanecloud.blob.core.wi..._139199_ZM.JPG

07-21-2017, 08:37 PM	#6
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	hey fuzzy, heyyyyyy https://www.sextoydistributing.com/M...td_500x322.jpg

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07-21-2017, 07:25 PM	#2
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	............ distasteful........ but I'll allow it

07-21-2017, 07:36 PM	#3
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I'd like to harness your mother... to a plow... and put her to work in a field... plowing furrows and shit.

07-21-2017, 07:59 PM	#5
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	i like it

07-21-2017, 10:55 PM	#7
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Just had something truly marvelous happen. Sitting here semi stoned on my mattress for some reason i lifted up my shirt. lo and behold a belly! Albeit a little one. anyways its so nice to be getting plump again. im well over 200 lbs. nice belly. i.shall caress it and fed it more pirogis!

07-21-2017, 11:02 PM	#8
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	FUCK YOU CATHERINE WHEEL IN YOUR FUCKING CUNT FACE YOU DIRTY HOLE MOTHER F....... oh wait, heeeyyyyy.... it's FlamingGlobes <3 u Andy

07-21-2017, 11:05 PM	#9
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	this is for weak ass babies who can't support a woman with the strength of their own arms

07-21-2017, 11:09 PM	#10
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	humor me for a sec when you use this piece of equipment... when you change positions, like. do you start fiddling with all the zippers and latches to take it off, or do you just continue fucking with it on?

07-22-2017, 02:35 AM	#11
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	i dunno but regardless, nothing says sexy time like cheap ass nylon chafing your skin raw and what about the other guy all confused like he thinks he needs to visit the gynaecologist or something. dude.

07-22-2017, 03:26 AM	#13
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	rate of...cats?

07-22-2017, 04:11 AM	#17
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	teen vogue editor needs these pics

07-22-2017, 09:27 AM	#19
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I just realized there's a picture at the start of this thread.

07-22-2017, 01:27 PM	#20
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,875	I don't get the appeal of all these harness apparatus. All you really need is some rope (get Zenith, if you kind find it) and some cuffs. This shit here is the equivalent of the clip-on necktie.

07-22-2017, 04:23 PM	#22
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	how is that remotely sexually arousing i dont get it

07-22-2017, 04:24 PM	#23
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Wow that man is a long way from the Saviour's side.

07-22-2017, 04:25 PM	#24
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I don't get it either reprise. ppl are weird. and this is coming from me remember.

07-22-2017, 04:27 PM	#26
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	In all seriousness, it's not my bag but I think I can understand. Probably has a lot to do with surrendering control.

07-22-2017, 04:33 PM	#27
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	If I was him I'd be terrified. And cold. And hoping too many ppl aren't around taking pictures lol.

07-22-2017, 05:29 PM	#30
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	my bio basis of behavior professor hypothesized that people have foot fetishes because the part of the brain that perceives sensations on your feet (and the corresponding part that is responsible for motor movements of the feet) is right next to the part that does the same thing for the genitals. i dont know if this is a widespread theory or not. the sensation and motor representations are definitely proven and those are definitely next to each other but i dunno about it causing foot fetishes. here's the corresponding brain areas mapped out with their representations https://www.ebmconsult.com/content/i...ortex%20v2.png