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Old 03-05-2014, 12:50 AM   #31
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this guy i know is working in "biodesiel' and he's like "I don't know man"

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:51 AM   #32
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i personally say "i think i work in sub-advertising and i know that doesn't make sense but not a lot of it does"

or "I work in brand compliance" what is that "oh you know making sure brands are branded and such."

plus like 1,000 other things for dickweed money (!!!!!)

sorry

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:55 AM   #33
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i make hundreds of thousands for a halfway senile millionaire and get like a 24th of it and share it among 15 other people

dickweed life

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:58 AM   #34
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nah dickweeds i was talking about are the shallow end of the employment pool

just competent enough to be barely computer literate and half way smart enough to work in an office but just fucked up enough to cling to being yelled at on the phone

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:58 AM   #35
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i guess you can say i'm waiting for an old man to croak for a living

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:00 AM   #36
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you know like me wah wah wah

I'm going to grad school and i will make dozens of As and then sit on my throne as Distinguished Lecturer of Marxism at the University of Phoenix

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:02 AM   #37
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so i went on some ok cupid dates that were pretty horrible

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:02 AM   #38
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one time i met this big girl that was wearing a plastic pink octapus as a neck ornament

i still made out with her

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:04 AM   #39
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i mean she was pretty good lookin and i like six foot plus.

there were a couple others that were weird and then there was that one that came back here and was like WHY ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME YOU FAT PRICK because i copy pasted her entire chat logs

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:05 AM   #40
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said mutual friend is making me a match.com profile

this girl is weirdly obsessed with finding me a girlfriend. not complaining.. actually flattered. but its like eh

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:06 AM   #41
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she just wanted to bang and i was like no because she kind of looked like luiz guzman's sister

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:07 AM   #42
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i'd have gotten a beej out of that. wait no i wouldnt want to get blown by not-luiz guzman

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:08 AM   #43
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said mutual friend is making me a match.com profile

this girl is weirdly obsessed with finding me a girlfriend. not complaining.. actually flattered. but its like eh
i always wonder what that's like and for what reasons, let me tell you nobody's ever thought about it with me

well my mutual friend does but she doesn't seem to understand how people meet anyway. she was like you gotta meet this girl you'd like her a lot! and i meet her and she's this boozhy westlake brat that's out to bang as many hot guys as she wants and i'm like that's cool man but she's like. not down with the clown.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:09 AM   #44
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yeah i'm kind of worried that's what's going on here

but i think it has more to do with she's getting married in summer and bummed about it, and she's bi... so maybe shes trying to live vicariously or something. i dunno

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:11 AM   #45
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yeah right now she's like OMGZZZZ WHY ISN'T EVERYONE GETTING MARRIED

and there's a list made of eligible people and she's going to hook you all up!!!!

but really anything really can happen. most of it is miserable now and hilarious later.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 02:00 AM   #46
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My friend set me up on a blind date with her co worker. I was really excited because he looked a lot like ll cool j. We decided to just meet at a restaurant. He started asking me all kinds of questions right away.... before we even got our drinks served. One of those questions was if I was into threesomes. I said "no" and he kind of looked down and said "well that might be a problem". I was already in a bad mood that day and not in a mood to play games, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, went out and got a taxi and left.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 03:35 AM   #47
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if he had been ll cool j would it still have been game over at that point

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 03:39 AM   #48
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threesomes are the dealbreaker for him. incredible.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:57 AM   #49
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So did you threesome or not, Starla?

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:04 AM   #50
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in '08 i went to a tiny little rock show at a pizza joint (a member of one band worked there and the owner would let him use it after-hours) and danced and danced. the next day i had a msg on facebook from a guy in a band i didn't know. he said he liked my moves and thought i was cute and asked me on a date.

it was blind for me, but i guess he got a l'il peek.

we ended up buying thai food and seeing the wrestler and dating for 3 months before we decided the whole thing was boring and he lived too far, anyway. but not far enough. we were both strange and funny and that may be why we got along so well but there was nothing romantic there.

i've never been set up with someone by a middle-man.

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Old 03-05-2014, 07:36 PM   #51
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How do you guys just go on dates? I am so hesitant... I think I generally look better in pictures than in real life so my okcupid profile doesn't have a picture as to not be deceitful (also paranoia). Then dudes did message me and I'm thinking "this guy is desperate who sends a message to someone without a picture?" and then a bunch of others did, and more than half of them had actually commented on something that indicated they read my profile. Then that confirmed in my head that dudes will do anything for sex, no matter what the girl looks like. And then there are the cuter guys and I'm just thinking that they're definitely psychopaths trying to find girls to murder cause they can easily get dates based on their looks alone. Idk how to date while sober I guess.

 
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i just post a dick pic and the hos pour in

 
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if he had been ll cool j would it still have been game over at that point
I'll have to think about that.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:27 PM   #54
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i would never go on a date

 
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How do you guys just go on dates? I am so hesitant... I think I generally look better in pictures than in real life so my okcupid profile doesn't have a picture as to not be deceitful (also paranoia). Then dudes did message me and I'm thinking "this guy is desperate who sends a message to someone without a picture?" and then a bunch of others did, and more than half of them had actually commented on something that indicated they read my profile. Then that confirmed in my head that dudes will do anything for sex, no matter what the girl looks like. And then there are the cuter guys and I'm just thinking that they're definitely psychopaths trying to find girls to murder cause they can easily get dates based on their looks alone. Idk how to date while sober I guess.
Sounds like you have self of steam issues.

 
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threesomes are the dealbreaker for him. incredible.
lol, wtf is wrong with people?!?!?!

 
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Old 03-08-2014, 04:10 PM   #57
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I was always so disinterested in dates I've been in and in the end just look for a quick nut and feel even worse than during. It's so fucking pointless.

 
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