'Nice Guys' of OKCupid - Page 2

yo soy el mejor · 12-21-2012, 06:22 AM

i like hats and my mom says i look good in them, but i can never seem to find one that fits my style of dress. i mean, in the winter i wear beanies but that's it. there aren't many hat selections for girls that aren't goofy and super trendy. i'd like to find a good one for summer because the top of my skull is blazing, man. if i shaved i'd have a tan line where my part is.

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 06:22 AM

also called newsboys not sure about cheese cutter

I also want to post this gentleman because he is a traitor to the cause

HOW DARE YOU SELL YOUR NERDY THINGS!!!!!!!!!

Luke de Spa · 12-21-2012, 06:31 AM

there's something about a man describing himself as "a sweet guy" that just makes me assume he's creepy and lacking self-awareness

Luke de Spa · 12-21-2012, 06:31 AM

something monte-like

yo soy el mejor · 12-21-2012, 06:33 AM

i bet that girl hardly knew him and didn't even ask him to get rid of his games.

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

there's something about a man describing himself as "a sweet guy" that just makes me assume he's creepy and lacking self-awareness

same here, based on that little part about trashing all of his nerd games (which I assume is warhammer, magic and or D&D) that the real problem is that he's kind of gutless and passive.

Luke de Spa · 06:53 AM

i read it as more of a transaction kinda thing

woman says "sorry, i don't think about you in that way, you're too into ______"

guy thinks well i want this woman so i'll trade my ______ for her

woman says "sorry, still no"

guy blames woman, considers her ungrateful, complains on internet to other potential mates (!!)

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 06:50 AM

hahahaha i know right what is up with that

some of these profiles have guys repeatedly saying that "most girls are stupid whores"

Eric Blair · 12-21-2012, 07:44 AM

i'm so nice if you don't fuck me you're a stupid whore

Eric Blair · 12-21-2012, 07:45 AM

that seems to be basically it right?

Luke de Spa · 12-21-2012, 07:52 AM

niceness is a scarce commodity that can be exchanged for sex and if you don't follow through on our tacit business relationship you're a … time-wasting prostitute?

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 11:23 AM

i mean god why would you even bother being friends with a woman if you can't come all over her face & neck

pointless is what i say

Nimrod's Son · 12-21-2012, 11:42 AM

Women don't really want nice guys. They say they do and some think they do but they don't. Have you ever seen a hit chick with a complete add old who treats her like shit, and wondered why she's with him? It's because that's usually what women really want. The guy doesn't care, if they break up there's plenty more pieces of ass with self esteem issues he can nail

Dead Frequency · 12-21-2012, 01:36 PM

You're an add old! How durr you!

lucca · 12-21-2012, 01:39 PM

a hit chick with a complete add old

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 02:28 PM

I wonder what kind of terrible people this guy knows because i know lots of "hit chicks" with nice guys and lots of nice guys with lovely girlfriends.

maybe he's posting from another dimension

hnibos · 12-21-2012, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

I wonder what kind of terrible people this guy knows because i know lots of "hit chicks" with nice guys and lots of nice guys with lovely girlfriends.

maybe he's posting from another dimension

When you only associate yourself with vulnerable and shallow women (out of choice or not, who knows), you end up thinking they are the majority.

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 02:31 PM

they can't be that shallow if that guy is taking them home to "nail"

hiyooooo

yo soy el mejor · 12-21-2012, 02:32 PM

christmas plans of a pathetic man:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i could lie but i'll probably wind up going to a bar to hit on emotional women who are alone on the holidays

reprise85 · 12-21-2012, 02:49 PM

nimrod waving his true colors flag

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 02:51 PM

i'd feel sorry for him but really i just LOL

vixnix · 12-21-2012, 02:58 PM

I've only ever dated nice guys, nobody else would have me! And let me tell you, when you get up close and personal, they're not that nice. Nobody is, I don't think.

reprise85 · 12-21-2012, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

When you only associate yourself with vulnerable and shallow women (out of choice or not, who knows), you end up thinking they are the majority.

ding ding ding

mpp · 12-21-2012, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i mean god why would you even bother being friends with a woman if you can't come all over her face & neck

pointless is what i say

*nods approvingly*

Mo · 12-21-2012, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Women don't really want nice guys. They say they do and some think they do but they don't. Have you ever seen a hit chick with a complete add old who treats her like shit, and wondered why she's with him? It's because that's usually what women really want. The guy doesn't care, if they break up there's plenty more pieces of ass with self esteem issues he can nail

You're like an 80s movie

yo soy el mejor · 12-21-2012, 03:45 PM

and not even a good one.

sppunk · 12-21-2012, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

are fedoras the new "hipster" thing to hate now that nobody gives a shit about trucker hats

I hope not because I own several of them and wear one practically every day. I'm obsessed with hats. :/

Edit: I should say al hats, fedoras, Panamas, porkpies, etc.

killtrocity · 12-21-2012, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

something monte-like

http://i41.tinypic.com/314p99z.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2dubhw5.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lmky95.jpg

duovamp · 12-21-2012, 04:43 PM

Yo Soy only dates nice guys.

Bread Regal · 12-21-2012, 05:07 PM

Someone posted this on hpn and I thought it might be pertinent to the thread.

http://pablo-cissy.blogspot.com.au/

12-21-2012, 06:40 AM	#37
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	i read it as more of a transaction kinda thing woman says "sorry, i don't think about you in that way, you're too into ______" guy thinks well i want this woman so i'll trade my ______ for her woman says "sorry, still no" guy blames woman, considers her ungrateful, complains on internet to other potential mates (!!) Last edited by Luke de Spa : 12-21-2012 at 06:53 AM. Reason: thinks*

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12-21-2012, 06:22 AM	#31
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i like hats and my mom says i look good in them, but i can never seem to find one that fits my style of dress. i mean, in the winter i wear beanies but that's it. there aren't many hat selections for girls that aren't goofy and super trendy. i'd like to find a good one for summer because the top of my skull is blazing, man. if i shaved i'd have a tan line where my part is.

12-21-2012, 06:22 AM	#32
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	also called newsboys not sure about cheese cutter I also want to post this gentleman because he is a traitor to the cause HOW DARE YOU SELL YOUR NERDY THINGS!!!!!!!!!

12-21-2012, 06:31 AM	#33
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	there's something about a man describing himself as "a sweet guy" that just makes me assume he's creepy and lacking self-awareness

12-21-2012, 06:33 AM	#35
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i bet that girl hardly knew him and didn't even ask him to get rid of his games.

12-21-2012, 06:50 AM	#38
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	hahahaha i know right what is up with that some of these profiles have guys repeatedly saying that "most girls are stupid whores"

12-21-2012, 07:44 AM	#39
Eric Blair Apocalyptic Poster Location: Let's hang ourselves immediately! Posts: 2,275	i'm so nice if you don't fuck me you're a stupid whore

12-21-2012, 07:45 AM	#40
Eric Blair Apocalyptic Poster Location: Let's hang ourselves immediately! Posts: 2,275	that seems to be basically it right?

12-21-2012, 07:52 AM	#41
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	niceness is a scarce commodity that can be exchanged for sex and if you don't follow through on our tacit business relationship you're a … time-wasting prostitute?

12-21-2012, 11:23 AM	#42
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i mean god why would you even bother being friends with a woman if you can't come all over her face & neck pointless is what i say

12-21-2012, 11:42 AM	#43
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	Women don't really want nice guys. They say they do and some think they do but they don't. Have you ever seen a hit chick with a complete add old who treats her like shit, and wondered why she's with him? It's because that's usually what women really want. The guy doesn't care, if they break up there's plenty more pieces of ass with self esteem issues he can nail

12-21-2012, 01:36 PM	#44
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,938	You're an add old! How durr you!

12-21-2012, 01:39 PM	#45
lucca Pledge Posts: 56	a hit chick with a complete add old

12-21-2012, 02:28 PM	#46
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	I wonder what kind of terrible people this guy knows because i know lots of "hit chicks" with nice guys and lots of nice guys with lovely girlfriends. maybe he's posting from another dimension

12-21-2012, 02:31 PM	#48
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	they can't be that shallow if that guy is taking them home to "nail" hiyooooo

12-21-2012, 02:49 PM	#50
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	nimrod waving his true colors flag

12-21-2012, 02:51 PM	#51
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i'd feel sorry for him but really i just LOL

12-21-2012, 02:58 PM	#52
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	I've only ever dated nice guys, nobody else would have me! And let me tell you, when you get up close and personal, they're not that nice. Nobody is, I don't think.

12-21-2012, 03:45 PM	#56
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	and not even a good one.

12-21-2012, 04:43 PM	#59
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Yo Soy only dates nice guys.

12-21-2012, 05:07 PM	#60
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	Someone posted this on hpn and I thought it might be pertinent to the thread. http://pablo-cissy.blogspot.com.au/