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[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Today, 10:05 AM MarquisInSpades

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[FoolofaTook]

Brought to you by the selfsame halfling responsible for senescentivitude, diphthongs, your father jokes, and candid discussions of rep.

Your welcome.

[FoolofaTook]

I swear this fuzzrod looking fool just cut in line in front of me due to his disdain of my Absalomic coiffure.

Faugh!

[FoolofaTook]

greyhound riding ppl

[FoolofaTook]

He's sitting right next to the toilet on the bus. Ah, if only I could summon up a rancid shit!

My viscera have failed me.

[smashingjj]

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[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

He's sitting right next to the toilet on the bus. Ah, if only I could summon up a rancid shit!

My viscera have failed me.

My favorite part of riding Greyhounds is stopping at the bus-stations and playing the arcade games. When I went to Penticton for my birthday the bus was delayed and they had this cabinet with 50 classic games in one. And I had a bunch of whiskey mixed with Pepsi in a plastic bottle and went to town on Donkey Kong.

That was some fun shit.

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

My favorite part of riding Greyhounds is stopping at the bus-stations and playing the arcade games. When I went to Penticton for my birthday the bus was delayed and they had this cabinet with 50 classic games in one. And I had a bunch of whiskey mixed with Pepsi in a plastic bottle and went to town on Donkey Kong.

That was some fun shit.

I was always terrible at Donkey Kong, could never get the hang of it

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

My favorite part of riding Greyhounds is stopping at the bus-stations and playing the arcade games. When I went to Penticton for my birthday the bus was delayed and they had this cabinet with 50 classic games in one. And I had a bunch of whiskey mixed with Pepsi in a plastic bottle and went to town on Donkey Kong.

That was some fun shit.

Sounds like a truly reckless incident

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

I was always terrible at Donkey Kong, could never get the hang of it

Yeah, what the fuck was that game.

I received it on the NES for one of my birthdays and probably never made it very far because I lacked meth and a steely sense of dedication.

[ilikeplanets]

One of my favorite games! I kicked ass at it

[buzzard]

Give me Street Gangs and Guerrilla War over that one any day, yo.

Even something like Mighty Bomb Jack was easier to enjoy despite how collecting too much treasure results in a trip to "the greedy room."

[MarquisInSpades]

It's not like anything matters anyway, heheh....



*nihilistic screeching*

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by MarquisInSpades

It's not like anything matters anyway, heheh....



*nihilistic screeching*

post your picture, jerkwad

[fuzzyroes]

One of my favorite "old games" that gave a lasting impression was Double Dragon for the NES. You got to steal chains from punk girls with weird hair-do's and then whip in em in the head with them.

That game was just total bad-ass. Awesome soundtrack too.

Come to think of it, it may have been Double Dragon 2 that I'm thinking of.

[buzzard]

Was that the game where you can do team moves, like one of you kind of flings the other as feet collide with faces?

[FoolofaTook]

Missed my connection. Stranded with ten other fools in the middle. of nowhere. Luckily greyhound is buying us all hotel rooms.

[ilikeplanets]

seriously, j? that suckkkkkks hope you enjoy the hotel at least

[FoolofaTook]

Actually it's probably better this way since I will get to.sleep a little. But I will be very hungry.

[buzzard]

UberEats yourself some Ben & Jerry's like I did not twenty-four hours ago.

[FoolofaTook]

I have three bagels, four boiled eggs, and six mandarins. I will make it. And then my parents shall feast me.

Whalah!

[FoolofaTook]

They took (ABEDNEGO) us to a hotel that has no available rooms. So now we are on the floor in the lobby waiting for another hotel maybe?

[LaBelle]

Today, 12:38 AM LaBelle

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[FoolofaTook]

Finally got to our hotel. Free food and wine! The LORD provides.

[run2pee]

Kickass now just order a butt ton of premium grown up adult style movies, for education

[buzzard]

Butt Ton of Premium Grown Up Adult Style is probably first on the menu, too.

[FoolofaTook]

Yes I immediately thought of that but as it turns out there is no need.

The gay bartender is hitting on me. Asked me if I brought my swimming.trunks for a dip in the pool.

[FoolofaTook]

Everyone got complimentary beers. I got a glass of wine so full it spilled. Then he told me not tp spill more or I'd get in trouble. I am a homo-magnet master!!!

[redbreegull]

Took you must have major homoerotic vibes or something because you seem to get hit on by gay dudes more times each week than I have been in my entire life

[FoolofaTook]

Dude you have no idea. Constantly. I am tall, effeminate, willowy, with fragile wrists and a maidenly waistline. And then there's the shampoo ad model hair. i have had public declarations of love and stuff. if i was gay i would be set like a jumbo jet.