I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread - Page 166

ilikeplanets · 12-17-2017, 01:11 PM

that's all I saw too

uh huh huh huh

ilikeplanets · 12-17-2017, 01:12 PM

well fuck. why does it have to start a new page now?

LaBelle · 12-17-2017, 01:15 PM

netphoria's amazon.com link is all I see too

ilikeplanets · 12-17-2017, 01:26 PM

T_T well anyways

my babeh is going for her 4 month check up and round of shots tomorrow. Hooray parental torture! Actually for her two month shots she was very behaved (after we left the office) and slept it off with no real issues. Hoping for the same. I hate having to hold her down while they give her the injections though. Isn't that their job? She doesn't have to love/trust them!!

LaBelle · 12-17-2017, 01:30 PM

Maybe it's to protect the nurses from angry moms after their fight or flight instinct kicks in upon hearing their infant screaming in the hands of another?

ilikeplanets · 12-17-2017, 01:38 PM

Yeah, I have made more than casual threats in my head, teehee

FoolofaTook · 12-17-2017, 02:46 PM

I have laid waste to entire hordes of balrogs (winged and non-winged) in my head.

fuzzyroes · 12-17-2017, 07:47 PM

Man, these stickers were the best

http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-conten...17/12/10-2.jpg

They used to have those machines everywhere. I rarely see em around anymore. It's a shame.

This person on the website shared this awesome story though... How cool is this?!

"About the holofoil Simpsons stickers. The town I grew up was pretty small. The only thing we had that was worth mentioning was a super Walmart, which is now just called Walmart but back then they had the "super" sign out front. Anyway the Walmart is key here. One day in middle school my friend comes running up to me and pulls me into the bathroom. He looked crazy nervous and was sweating. He said "dude, I gotta show you something man." and pulled his backpack off. I immediately think he has drugs or something and start kind of freaking out. His backpack was absolutely bulging, so much so he could barely get the zipper to open again. Inside it was absolutely stuffed with those Stickers. His backpack had to have weighed 10lbs and he didn't have any books in there. Come to find out he was at Walmart and noticed that a vendor had left his key in the machine and my friend took the key. A week later he went back and just opened the machine and took everything out. A few weeks went by and I went over to his house to play Sega CD and he said "Hey check this out." and opened his dresser. The entire drawer was full of those stickers.

He got busted a couple months later when he tried to open the machine and the Manager caught him. They let him off easy because he never thought to try and steal the quarters only the stickers. DIdn't even have to return the stickers either."

buzzard · 12-17-2017, 08:06 PM

A theft that benefited absolutely nobody.

How cool, indeed.

fuzzyroes · 12-17-2017, 08:12 PM

Lol it actually reminds me of a tale from when I was a child. Word got out on the street that one of the quarter machines at the nearest grocery store had a defect. If you turned just right you could keep on turning and turning and turning getting shit loads of gumballs on one quarter.

Quarter machines were the bomb. It's odd that kids don't dig that shit anymore. It used to be a bunch of random crap with a few chaser items displayed on the card and it was really like a form of gambling in a lot of ways.

fuzzyroes · 12-17-2017, 08:13 PM

One of the most common items I always got as a kid was a little handgun keychain that was actually authentically designed, but a little smaller than a house key.

I can't imagine kids getting stuff like that anymore.

Different culture in those days.

Elphenor · 12-17-2017, 08:50 PM

have to secret Santa for a coworker anyone got any great troll gifts

FoolofaTook · 12-17-2017, 08:57 PM

Get them a tube of Permethrin.

fuzzyroes · 12-17-2017, 08:57 PM

What's the price range?

Elphenor · 12-17-2017, 09:19 PM

buzzard · 12-17-2017, 09:39 PM

Buy them one of those Simon memory games and write "no offense" on the card.

reprise85 · 12-17-2017, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

have to secret Santa for a coworker anyone got any great troll gifts

not a troll gift but i got my coworker this:

AvoSeedo Bowl Set Grow Your Own Avocado Tree

FoolofaTook · 12-17-2017, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

What's the price range?

Free if you've got:

1. Medicaid
2. Scabies

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-17-2017, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

not a troll gift but i got my coworker this:

AvoSeedo Bowl Set Grow Your Own Avocado Tree

that's a great, cute, thoughtful gift

not something to be taken lightly

LaBelle · 12-18-2017, 08:55 AM

An online psychic told me this: "your Astral Chart was not harmonious on the day of your birth. Because the planetary configurations were so negative, you don’t have to look any farther for the reason why problems and persistent bad luck have been plaguing your life until now."

Oh gee, thank you so much

MarquisInSpades · 12-18-2017, 10:38 AM

It's true, though.

LaBelle · 12-18-2017, 10:41 AM

the fuck do you know about my Astral Chart?!!?!?!?!??!

MarquisInSpades · 12-18-2017, 10:42 AM

I know everything. I am the online psychic.

yo soy el mejor · 12-18-2017, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

have to secret Santa for a coworker anyone got any great troll gifts

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....SR240,320_.jpg

FoolofaTook · 12-18-2017, 11:37 AM

I don't get it.

Elphenor · 12-18-2017, 12:00 PM

bought new white dress shirt oh shit

oversized and everything

ilikeplanets · 12-18-2017, 12:59 PM

deodorant and toothpaste are nice troll gifts

ilikeplanets · 12-18-2017, 01:00 PM

and nice gifts for trolls!

Elphenor · 12-18-2017, 02:13 PM

went to career fair tday

cork_soaker · 12-18-2017, 02:21 PM

how was it

12-17-2017, 09:19 PM	#4965
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	$15

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12-17-2017, 01:11 PM	#4951
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	that's all I saw too uh huh huh huh

12-17-2017, 01:12 PM	#4952
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	well fuck. why does it have to start a new page now?

12-17-2017, 01:15 PM	#4953
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	netphoria's amazon.com link is all I see too

12-17-2017, 01:26 PM	#4954
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	T_T well anyways my babeh is going for her 4 month check up and round of shots tomorrow. Hooray parental torture! Actually for her two month shots she was very behaved (after we left the office) and slept it off with no real issues. Hoping for the same. I hate having to hold her down while they give her the injections though. Isn't that their job? She doesn't have to love/trust them!!

12-17-2017, 01:30 PM	#4955
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Maybe it's to protect the nurses from angry moms after their fight or flight instinct kicks in upon hearing their infant screaming in the hands of another?

12-17-2017, 01:38 PM	#4956
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Yeah, I have made more than casual threats in my head, teehee

12-17-2017, 02:46 PM	#4957
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I have laid waste to entire hordes of balrogs (winged and non-winged) in my head.

12-17-2017, 07:47 PM	#4958
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	Man, these stickers were the best http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-conten...17/12/10-2.jpg They used to have those machines everywhere. I rarely see em around anymore. It's a shame. This person on the website shared this awesome story though... How cool is this?! "About the holofoil Simpsons stickers. The town I grew up was pretty small. The only thing we had that was worth mentioning was a super Walmart, which is now just called Walmart but back then they had the "super" sign out front. Anyway the Walmart is key here. One day in middle school my friend comes running up to me and pulls me into the bathroom. He looked crazy nervous and was sweating. He said "dude, I gotta show you something man." and pulled his backpack off. I immediately think he has drugs or something and start kind of freaking out. His backpack was absolutely bulging, so much so he could barely get the zipper to open again. Inside it was absolutely stuffed with those Stickers. His backpack had to have weighed 10lbs and he didn't have any books in there. Come to find out he was at Walmart and noticed that a vendor had left his key in the machine and my friend took the key. A week later he went back and just opened the machine and took everything out. A few weeks went by and I went over to his house to play Sega CD and he said "Hey check this out." and opened his dresser. The entire drawer was full of those stickers. He got busted a couple months later when he tried to open the machine and the Manager caught him. They let him off easy because he never thought to try and steal the quarters only the stickers. DIdn't even have to return the stickers either."

12-17-2017, 08:06 PM	#4959
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	A theft that benefited absolutely nobody. How cool, indeed.

12-17-2017, 08:12 PM	#4960
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	Lol it actually reminds me of a tale from when I was a child. Word got out on the street that one of the quarter machines at the nearest grocery store had a defect. If you turned just right you could keep on turning and turning and turning getting shit loads of gumballs on one quarter. Quarter machines were the bomb. It's odd that kids don't dig that shit anymore. It used to be a bunch of random crap with a few chaser items displayed on the card and it was really like a form of gambling in a lot of ways.

12-17-2017, 08:13 PM	#4961
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	One of the most common items I always got as a kid was a little handgun keychain that was actually authentically designed, but a little smaller than a house key. I can't imagine kids getting stuff like that anymore. Different culture in those days.

12-17-2017, 08:50 PM	#4962
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	have to secret Santa for a coworker anyone got any great troll gifts

12-17-2017, 08:57 PM	#4963
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Get them a tube of Permethrin.

12-17-2017, 08:57 PM	#4964
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	What's the price range?

12-17-2017, 09:39 PM	#4966
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Buy them one of those Simon memory games and write "no offense" on the card.

12-18-2017, 08:55 AM	#4970
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	An online psychic told me this: "your Astral Chart was not harmonious on the day of your birth. Because the planetary configurations were so negative, you don’t have to look any farther for the reason why problems and persistent bad luck have been plaguing your life until now." Oh gee, thank you so much

12-18-2017, 10:38 AM	#4971
MarquisInSpades Banned Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt Posts: 1,901	It's true, though.

12-18-2017, 10:41 AM	#4972
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	the fuck do you know about my Astral Chart?!!?!?!?!??!

12-18-2017, 10:42 AM	#4973
MarquisInSpades Banned Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt Posts: 1,901	I know everything. I am the online psychic.

12-18-2017, 11:37 AM	#4975
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I don't get it.

12-18-2017, 12:00 PM	#4976
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	bought new white dress shirt oh shit oversized and everything

12-18-2017, 12:59 PM	#4977
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	deodorant and toothpaste are nice troll gifts

12-18-2017, 01:00 PM	#4978
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	and nice gifts for trolls!

12-18-2017, 02:13 PM	#4979
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	went to career fair tday

12-18-2017, 02:21 PM	#4980
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	how was it