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Old 12-30-2007, 10:55 AM   #1
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does your finger smell weird now?

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 10:56 AM   #2
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i cant tell. it's still in my belly button

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 10:57 AM   #3
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No, but I found a piece of lint.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 10:58 AM   #4
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i cant tell. it's still in my belly button
bring your finger directly to your nostrils and inhale.

through your nose.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:02 AM   #5
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oh no. it smells fine. my belly button is shallow and doesnt accumulate dirty smells or lint.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:47 AM   #6
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mine accumulates some guk or something

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:53 AM   #7
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mine accumulates some guk or something
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Male ejaculate. Used in a girlfriend / boyfriend context when trying to avoid some of the more coarse definitions such as cum.
How do you do that?

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM   #8
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i always have some dark blue lint ball.

i'll have to google as to why.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:08 PM   #9
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How do you do that?
i have to be more careful when i jack off

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:13 PM   #10
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does your finger smell weird now?
no but my penis does

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:19 PM   #11
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You stuck your penis up your navel?

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:24 PM   #12
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causation =/= correlation

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:25 PM   #13
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it's causation in this case though. spontaneous ejaculation upon sensing the sexiness of this glorious cavity

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:25 PM   #14
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:26 PM   #15
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Yeah, belly buttons are quite hot.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:29 PM   #16
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sometimes i wonder whether gay guys get turned on by their own penis

and then i'm disappointed that i'm not gay

but then i think of this one erotic thing i have in common with the other sex

and oo does it feel fine

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:38 PM   #17
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this is creeping me out

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:43 PM   #18
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Nope, though I just got out of the shower not too long ago.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:47 PM   #19
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i always have some dark blue lint ball.

i'll have to google as to why.
get back to me on that one when you figure out why

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 01:20 PM   #20
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get back to me on that one when you figure out why
Navel lint, or more commonly belly button lint or navel fluff, is an accumulation of fluffy fibres in one's navel.

Many people find that, at the beginning and end of the day, a small lump of fluff has appeared in the navel cavity. The reasons for this have been the subject of idle speculation for many years but in 2001, Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia, undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of navel lint. His primary findings were as follows:[1]

Navel lint consists primarily of stray fibers from one's clothing, mixed with some dead skin cells and strands of body hair.
Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibers up into the navel.
Women experience less navel lint because of their finer and shorter body hairs. Conversely, older men experience it more because of their coarser and more numerous hairs.
Navel lint's characteristic blue-gray tint is likely the averaging of the colors of fibers present in clothing; the same color as clothes dryer lint.[2]
The existence of navel lint is entirely harmless, and requires no corrective action.
Dr. Kruszelnicki was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research in 2002.[3]

Graham Barker of Perth, Western Australia, is in the Guinness Book of Records as the record holder for collecting navel lint. He has been collecting navel lint almost every day for over 20 years since 17th January 1984. He collects about 3.03 mg per day. Contrary to the research of Dr. Kruszelnicki, his lint is in a particular shade of red, even though he rarely wears red clothes

there you have it.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 01:37 PM   #21
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http://www.abload.de/img/thetodd15mo90e.jpg

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 01:39 PM   #22
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The reasons for this have been the subject of idle speculation for many years but in 2001, Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia, undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of navel lint.
[...]
Dr. Kruszelnicki was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research in 2002.
Wow.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 03:56 PM   #23
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Wow.
and yet everybody makes a big deal about Al Gore.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 04:07 PM   #24
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Dafoe is so awesome in Wild at Heart.

 
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Old 12-30-2007, 04:58 PM   #25
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Dafoe is so awesome in Wild at Heart.
yes he sure is

 
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