XRISTMAS XOUNTDOWN

[Alice]

GOOD SUGGESTION

[Alice]

TWENTY-FOUR DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

[Alice]

Ok so I think the season is officially upon us now? Can we talk about Christmas stuff?

[Alice]

Tell me about yer relationship with Santa. Did you believe in him? When did you find out he wasn't real? What was that like? Did it change your perception of your parents? People act like it's no big deal but how could it not be? It seems odd to me that people build the eventual discovery of years of deceit into their relationships with their children

[Alice]

Is there a good reason for it? Does the lie enhance the experience? Did you find Christmas less enjoyable after you discovered the truth? What about Easter? And losing teeth?

[Alice]

And to be clear this is not an invitation for you to talk about how you'll handle this with your own children. Parents fuck off

[LaBelle]

What do you mean Santa isn't real?!

[FoolofaTook]

satan is real

[LaBelle]

[smashingjj]

[Alice]

Ayy

[Alice]

TWENTY-THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

[FoolofaTook]

[FoolofaTook]

[Alice]

[FoolofaTook]

have you heard this? you probably have huh.
so good.

[Alice]

Yeah I like it a lot. This alt version is quite nice too

[Mals Marola]

are those even real books of the bible, lol

[myosis]

don't you know your bible, son?

[Alice]

TWENTY-TWO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

[LaBelle]

Kinda don't want to bother setting up a tree this year.
I'm probably going out for christmas anyway.

[topleybird]

Amid Breakdown In Nuclear Talks, North Korea Threatens U.S. With 'Christmas Gift'

[Alice]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Kinda don't want to bother setting up a tree this year.
I'm probably going out for christmas anyway.

Now you've gone and done it

[Alice]

TWENTY-ONE DAYS UNTIL CHRUSTMAS

[Mals Marola]

it's just awful... there's a war on christmas, they've declared WAR on CHRISTMAS

[Mals Marola]

[FoolofaTook]

[Alice]

LaBelle:

HI FUCK YOU DUMMY PUT UP A TREE IT'S NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS DAY IT'S FOR THE WHOLE SEASON YOU GOTTA SIT NEXT TO THAT THING AT NIGHT WITH THE HOUSE LIGHTS OFF AND FEEL THAT GOOD CHRISTMASTIME SADNESS I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOURS IS ABOUT BUT PERSONALLY MINE'S ABOUT FEELING POWERFULLY ALONE, UNSEEN, AND UNACCEPTED AND ALSO IT'S ABOUT HOW NO MATTER HOW HARD I MIGHT TRY I'LL LIKELY NEVER BE ABLE TO RECAPTURE THE FEELINGS THAT MADE THIS HOLIDAY SPECIAL TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS STUPID UPSIDE DOWN HEMISPHERE CHRISTMAS IN SUMMER BULLSHIT YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME I JUST DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL MAY IT FOREVER FEEL LIKE THERE'S A HAIR ON YOUR TONGUE AND MAY YOU NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND IT MAY YOUR EVERY MEAL BE RUINED BY ONE BITE YOU TAKE TOWARD THE BEGINNING THAT HAS A WEIRD TEXTURE THING GOING ON THAT REALLY GROSSES YOU OUT AND RUINS YOUR APPETITE MAY YOU BE FOREVERMORE INVISIBLE TO ALL REALLY CUTE ANIMALS (HUMANS INCLUDED) AND YOU CALL TO THEM TO TRY TO GET THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU CAN PET THEM OR FUCK THEM OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO BUT THEY DON'T EVER TURN TO LOOK IN YOUR DIRECTION EXCEPT THIS ONE TIME THEY DO BUT THEY'RE NOT LOOKING AT YOU THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT THROUGH YOU LIKE YOU'RE A GHOST OR SOMETHING AND YOU START TO WONDER IF MAYBE YOU ARE A GHOST OR SOMETHING MAY ALL YOUR PEACHES SEEM RIPE WHEN YOU BUY THEM BUT TURN OUT TO BE ENTIRELY FLAVORLESS UPON BITING INTO THEM MAY THERE FOREVER BE ONE REALLY IRRITATING MOSQUITO THAT FLIES AROUND YOUR ROOM AND THAT YOU CAN NEVER CATCH AND THAT BITES YOU IN ENTIRELY INCONVENIENT LOCATIONS EACH NIGHT AS YOU SLEEP MAY EVENING FIND YOU GRACIOUS AND FULFILLED MAY YOU GO INTO THE NIGHT BLESSED SHELTERED AND PROTECTED MAY YOU BE CALMED CONSOLED AND RENEWED AND MAY YOU FEEL SAFE AND ACCEPTED AND VALUED AND LOVED WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

[Alice]

I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT POST MORE PERSONAL OH YEAH AND FUCK YOU FOR THAT VERY OBVIOUS WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA ISN'T REAL JOKE

[Alice]