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Old 03-23-2006, 08:42 PM   #1
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:43 PM   #2
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how about you just say good or bad
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:45 PM   #3
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that's unhelpful and will only cause , and

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:47 PM   #4
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brother you can yourself and i will on your grave
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:54 PM   #5
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Irreversible:

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:56 PM   #6
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constant gardener: female lead is , otherwise performances despite a somewhat story

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:02 PM   #7
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Godzilla Final Wars:

Brilliant flick, suitmation-fx and toy tanks are , and the rumble between Gdzilla and Ghedorah is fucking

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:20 PM   #8
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The Matrix Reloaded:

Directors:
Acting:
Action:

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:29 PM   #9
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footloose: unintentionally action. kevin bacon is for his disappearing-star-jump move

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:57 AM   #10
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saturday night fever: john travolta plays an asshole who s his way through life doing this: and beating up spics . embarrassing falsetto features prominently

forthcoming reviews:
"sione's wedding"
tonight's episode of "america's next top model" (yes, i will subject myself to this for the sake of science)
probably some other dance-related dvds my girlfriend bought ("dirty dancing", "flashdance" etc.)

hey does anyone know what i meant by kevin bacon's "disappearing-star-jump move"? it's ridiculously awesome/amusing

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:58 AM   #11
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okay that was two lines. but i'll never apologise for alluding to the bee gees

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:03 AM   #12
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sorry man, although i regularly jammed to the soundtrack on my walkman, i don't remember ever actually seeing it. Footloose.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:05 AM   #13
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shit. i'm going to have to rip it and stick it on youtube or something

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:06 AM   #14
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...i mean, this can't go unknown a minute longer. all must bear witness

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:12 AM   #15
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Star Wars ep. II

anakin gets cause his mother gets and then amidala.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:12 AM   #16
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that won't work, i'm boycotting youtube!

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:19 AM   #17
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fine, i'll embed it in a swf and post it somewhere you LEAST EXPECT

i.e. on netphoria, obviously

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:21 AM   #18
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this has quickly devolved from handily convenient reviews to half-droll summaries, by the way.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:22 AM   #19
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or should i say evolved.

that e is italicized, if you didn't notice.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:25 AM   #20
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that's helpful

ninja scroll: monster rape scenes presented with impeccable artistry give a valuable insight into the & japanese psyche

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:26 AM   #21
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is it, really?

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:30 AM   #22
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i've seen Walk The Line recently, and i would give a review, but the music therein, while beautiful, inspired neither hardcore rocking out nor banana-style dancemanship.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:31 AM   #23
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:32 AM   #24
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i've seen Walk The Line recently, and i would give a review, but the music therein, while beautiful, inspired neither hardcore rocking out nor banana-style dancemanship.
stick to the format please or take your review to that other movie thread

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:33 AM   #25
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Quote:
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i think i covered that; not appropriate, i'm afraid.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:34 AM   #26
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you don't have to use the bananas or the lions. jesus!

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:36 AM   #27
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how am i supposed to review a movie like Walk The Line without mentioning the music? jesus.

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:38 AM   #28
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describe, via smileys, the emotions the viewer might experience while hearing the songs and seeing the film

i can't hold your hand your whole life, tcm. you need to learn to think and act independently while following bizarre and arbitrary rules whose bases are never explained or justified

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:43 AM   #29
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walk the line: albeit beautiful music inspires neither nor while drama occasionally intercut explores of the human condition

 
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:45 AM   #30
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fantastic

 
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