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11-15-2017, 03:04 PM | #1 |
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HATE THREAD
YESTERDAY THIS BOVINE CUNT IN AN SUV ALMOST RAN ME OVER. I HAD THE PEDESTRIAN WALK SIGNAL AND SHE TOOK (ARGH!!) A LEFT TURN SAW ME FOR SURE COS WE STOOD THERE WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN SPED UP ON PURPOSE TO CUT ME OFF ALMOST KILLED ME also i hate fuzzy |
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11-15-2017, 03:08 PM | #2 |
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I should have slammed her fucking leviathan of a vehicle with the gallon of vitamin d milk which i boar in my right hand.
ah regrets! |
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11-15-2017, 03:09 PM | #3 |
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Feel free to share. I shall be listening to Vastness and Sorrow by WITTR.
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11-15-2017, 03:09 PM | #4 |
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FUCK
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11-15-2017, 04:18 PM | #5 |
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GOT INTO THE SHOWER THAN I REALIZED I FORGOT TO SHAVE
SONOFABITCH |
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11-15-2017, 04:20 PM | #6 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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11-15-2017, 04:21 PM | #7 |
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? A SMILEY FACE
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HEAR |
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11-15-2017, 04:22 PM | #8 |
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BLISTER ON MY TOE TURNED INTO AN OPEN WOUND NO MORE EIGHT MILE MIDNIGHT ROAMINGS
FUCK |
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11-15-2017, 04:27 PM | #9 |
real estate cowboy
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11-15-2017, 04:29 PM | #10 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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fuck suvs
fuck fuzzy fuck shaving |
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11-15-2017, 05:14 PM | #11 |
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Cake decorating shows suck. It's never about actually decorating a cake, it's about sculpting some shitty candy and slapping it onto a barely edible barely cake.
Cake decorating shows, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST. |
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11-15-2017, 06:00 PM | #12 |
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11-15-2017, 06:25 PM | #13 |
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OK THAN
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11-15-2017, 06:26 PM | #14 |
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ALMOST GOT RUN OVER AGAIN. AT A PED CROSSING. FUCKERS TRICKED ME. ONE SUV STOPPED AND I FORGOT TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY
FUCKING GRANDMA ALMOST RAN ME OVER. FUCK HER |
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11-15-2017, 06:27 PM | #15 |
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NOW I'M GONNA MAKE A LENTIL SOUP
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11-15-2017, 06:29 PM | #16 |
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11-15-2017, 06:54 PM | #17 |
full of longing
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pedestrians
excessively negative people lists irony blatantly misappropriated humor |
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11-15-2017, 07:55 PM | #18 |
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last weekend at 5:30 in the morning going to work I was stuck behind THE SLOWEST TRAIN EVER LITERALLY TOOK 20 MINUTES FOR IT TO PASS THE INTERSECTION holy shit. people were turning around
i was annoyed but i wasnt late for work and i was like ok if this is the worst thing that happens to me today it isn't that terrible |
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11-15-2017, 07:57 PM | #19 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i MEAN FUCK THAT TRAIN IT RUINED MY DAY
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11-15-2017, 08:07 PM | #20 |
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11-15-2017, 08:22 PM | #21 |
Socialphobic
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11-15-2017, 08:23 PM | #22 |
Socialphobic
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I hate all middling adult-alternative that isn't 3eb.
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11-15-2017, 08:23 PM | #23 |
Socialphobic
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11-15-2017, 08:26 PM | #24 |
Socialphobic
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I took (foolofa) walk home yesterday after work and had a similar experience. I was at a four-way intersection. The light was red on the traffic going across the main street, so rather than hit the button and make everyone wait an extra minute, I decided since no one was coming, it was safe to cross. Not even halfway through, the light turned green and suddenly some mawfucker in a silver Honda is just about to hit me. Since I don't fear for my safety and relish the opportunity to sue, I didn't get out of his way, but merely glared at him as I continued on my jaunt. Mawfucker honked at me after almost hitting me, so I turned around, smiled wide and gave him the finger. Felt good. I was ready to fight* if he turned around and chased me down.
I've never been in a fight in my life and would probably get my ass kicked, but whatever. I was having a day. |
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11-15-2017, 08:43 PM | #25 |
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Fuck yeah! I was ready to fight too. We should join forces, beat up fuzzy and suv/honda drivers.
(I also know nothing of fighting) |
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11-15-2017, 08:43 PM | #26 |
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And btw adult-alternative sounds like a type of porn.
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11-15-2017, 08:55 PM | #27 |
Socialphobic
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I wouldn't fight fuzzy. I'd try explaining why he was wrong, get tired and just stop replying to his texts after a while.
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11-15-2017, 09:35 PM | #28 |
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What is this? Make fun of Fuzzy day?
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11-15-2017, 09:54 PM | #29 |
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11-15-2017 08:33 PM fuzzyroes yer gay
NEG REP FROM FUZZTARD EAT MY ASS FUCKER |
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11-15-2017, 10:42 PM | #30 |
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get bent ya simpleton
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