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Old 06-29-2017, 10:40 PM   #1
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Default Obi-Wan, you're our only hope!

He's chillin on Mars and he's come to save us!



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Old 06-29-2017, 10:41 PM   #2
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:51 PM   #3
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It's being claimed as an actual Mars Rover photo taken back in March.



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Old 06-30-2017, 12:35 PM   #4
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imagine hanging out on mars. Gets boring real quick. I still can't believe they're actually planning to put people on that planet

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:38 PM   #5
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imagine hanging out on mars. Gets boring real quick. I still can't believe they're actually planning to put people on that planet
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:39 PM   #6
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It would take like 3 days to post a fucken post on here

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:42 PM   #7
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no glass fiber internet I suppose

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:42 PM   #8
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just the regular old martian network

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:49 PM   #9
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Martian dial up bing bong bing bong bing

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:52 PM   #10
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I never really understood how they wired Martian internet to Earth's copper line internet

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:54 PM   #11
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very carefully

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:54 PM   #12
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There's a really, really, really thin wire stretching from here to there. It's about 405 million km long (to make up for the times when mars is far away) and thinner than a hair. It takes a long time for the bytes to make it through because the distance and just how thin this wire is

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:55 PM   #13
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very carefully
This too. The robot engineers that transported and attached the wires did so with the utmost care

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:56 PM   #14
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Thank god those planets at least stay in the same place!

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:57 PM   #15
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Also plz hide this from copper thieves like teh b0lly!!1

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:57 PM   #16
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Seriously, Joeri? They do move around you know. Copper is very flexible and that is why the wire is so long. Oh my god I don't want to have to explain these simple concepts to you again

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:58 PM   #17
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The same sort of very thin, very strong yet pliable wires are used to help animate Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys at concerts. It's a miracle material really.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:01 PM   #19
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:04 PM   #20
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it looks like space ghost riding a bat mobile cadillac

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:39 PM   #21
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There's a really, really, really thin wire stretching from here to there. It's about 405 million km long (to make up for the times when mars is far away) and thinner than a hair. It takes a long time for the bytes to make it through because the distance and just how thin this wire is
how does it not get tangled around both planets with them rotating and revolving at different rates, let alone all the shit in between??

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:47 PM   #22
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how does it not get tangled around both planets with them rotating and revolving at different rates, let alone all the shit in between??
Oh geez have you even been to space, you dimwit? It's mostly nothing. It's extremely unlikely that anything would cross the path of the wire.

 
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Oh geez have you even been to space, you dimwit? It's mostly nothing. It's extremely unlikely that anything would cross the path of the wire.
given enough time, something will eventually cross the wire. what happens then? also I'm still not getting how the wire isn't getting wound around both planets like string on a spool. Are Mars and Earth actually getting wound in towards each other? Is there an inevitable collision in the future?

 
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petition to merge with I like planets thread

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:53 PM   #25
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given enough time, something will eventually cross the wire. what happens then? also I'm still not getting how the wire isn't getting wound around both planets like string on a spool. Are Mars and Earth actually getting wound in towards each other? Is there an inevitable collision in the future?
Oh fuck science

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:56 PM   #26
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hey you watch your fuckin mouth

 
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science is my dad

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:57 PM   #28
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sun's pretty big iirc

 
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You guys don't get it. The planets are clearly lined up nicely and rotate on their own axes.
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I hope that bridge to Venus gets built in my lifetime

 
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That photo is true color

 
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