the anus

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM

source of all life

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM

mother anus

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:57 AM

fascinating object

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:58 AM

but asks for high hygienical standards

that I can barely uphold

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:58 AM

when people ignore me, they at least smell me

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:59 AM

all works out in the end

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 06:59 AM

namaste

FoolofaTook · 08-13-2018, 07:45 AM

you ever eaten a booty-hole?

(i have)

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 07:54 AM

finger butt

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 07:54 AM

Elphenor · 08-13-2018, 08:16 AM

you can't deny

Cool As Ice Cream · 08-13-2018, 08:17 AM

annus horribilis

smashingjj · 08-13-2018, 08:18 AM

Kylie boyrak riantolay
Kylie bayram Albayrak
Kylie szulettett riantolam
Riantolam

Shadaloo · 08-13-2018, 11:54 AM

I wonder why they don't just fucking change the planet's official name to "Ouranos".

IF THEY CAN FLIP OFF PLUTO THEY CAN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT

ilikeplanets · 08-13-2018, 11:55 AM

you can't replace yer-anus like that

FoolofaTook · 08-13-2018, 11:59 AM

true true

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

I wonder why they don't just fucking change the planet's official name to "Ouranos".

IF THEY CAN FLIP OFF PLUTO THEY CAN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT

"Ouranus" is reserved for when world communism is achieved on Uranus.

FoolofaTook · 08-13-2018, 05:09 PM

I once wrote 200 pages of bullshit fantasy called Tales From Ouranos.

It's is my life.

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 07:25 PM

Doesn't sound like bullshit to me.

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 07:26 PM

And it doesn't have to be a fantasy. We could make it a reality.

redbreegull · 08-13-2018, 07:28 PM

the anus is the powerhouse of the cell

FoolofaTook · 08-13-2018, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

And it doesn't have to be a fantasy. We could make it a reality.

u still single?

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 07:53 PM

who wants to know?

butthurt · 08-13-2018, 07:55 PM

touch me

Shallowed · 08-13-2018, 08:36 PM

I am not afraid

butthurt · 08-13-2018, 10:22 PM

love to rub various condiments and hardware store chemicals around my hole to experiment

butthurt · 08-13-2018, 10:31 PM

https://www.sciencedaily.com/images/..._1_540x360.jpg

butthurt · 08-13-2018, 11:06 PM

(stay away from benzene)

redbreegull · 08-13-2018, 11:09 PM

don't cross the event horizon

Shallowed · 08-14-2018, 12:06 AM

Just watch me

08-13-2018, 06:57 AM	#1
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	the anus source of all life

08-13-2018, 07:54 AM	#10
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	o/

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08-13-2018, 06:58 AM	#4
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	but asks for high hygienical standards that I can barely uphold

08-13-2018, 06:59 AM	#6
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	all works out in the end

08-13-2018, 07:45 AM	#8
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	you ever eaten a booty-hole? (i have)

08-13-2018, 08:16 AM	#11
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	you can't deny

08-13-2018, 08:17 AM	#12
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	annus horribilis

08-13-2018, 08:18 AM	#13
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	Kylie boyrak riantolay Kylie bayram Albayrak Kylie szulettett riantolam Riantolam

08-13-2018, 11:54 AM	#14
Shadaloo Apocalyptic Poster Location: up on the cross you go little fella Posts: 2,676	I wonder why they don't just fucking change the planet's official name to "Ouranos". IF THEY CAN FLIP OFF PLUTO THEY CAN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT

08-13-2018, 11:55 AM	#15
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	you can't replace yer-anus like that

08-13-2018, 11:59 AM	#16
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	true true

08-13-2018, 05:09 PM	#18
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I once wrote 200 pages of bullshit fantasy called Tales From Ouranos. It's is my life.

08-13-2018, 07:25 PM	#19
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	Doesn't sound like bullshit to me.

08-13-2018, 07:26 PM	#20
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	And it doesn't have to be a fantasy. We could make it a reality.

08-13-2018, 07:28 PM	#21
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	the anus is the powerhouse of the cell

08-13-2018, 07:53 PM	#23
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	who wants to know?

08-13-2018, 07:55 PM	#24
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	touch me

08-13-2018, 08:36 PM	#25
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I am not afraid

08-13-2018, 10:22 PM	#26
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	love to rub various condiments and hardware store chemicals around my hole to experiment

08-13-2018, 10:31 PM	#27
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	https://www.sciencedaily.com/images/..._1_540x360.jpg

08-13-2018, 11:06 PM	#28
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	(stay away from benzene)

08-13-2018, 11:09 PM	#29
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	don't cross the event horizon

08-14-2018, 12:06 AM	#30
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	Just watch me