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Old 09-03-2019, 05:35 PM   #1
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Default Germans mix cola and fanta

And beer and soda, a.o.

They are completely disgusting and there are 90 million of them

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:48 PM   #2
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:52 PM   #3
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the concept of mixing beer & soda is so outlandish it almost makes me want to give it a shot

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:52 PM   #4
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what we talkin' here tho, like an IPA + coke or some pisswater like Heineken?

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:58 PM   #5
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donald trump is of german descent.

this surprises nobody.

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 08:15 PM   #6
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If pale lager is piss water, IPA is fermented septic tank water.

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 08:17 PM   #7
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just my kind of juice!

 
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Old 09-03-2019, 11:10 PM   #8
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Isn't beer + soda pop literally just a radler?

I think it would usually be a fruit soda rather than a cola or something.

I have no idea what beer is typically used.

Both things are better off on their own, IMO.

 
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Old 09-04-2019, 06:06 AM   #9
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worst one i heard was mixing pastis with cola.
yes, that is right!

i've also seen beer mixed with some green syrup. looks gross. tastes even worse.

 
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Old 09-04-2019, 07:57 AM   #10
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we could nuke them?

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 07:08 PM   #11
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Hey now, I tried a newly released beer and ginger radler recently, and it was absolutely delicious. Beer and carbonated water is also fantastic on hot summer nights.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 08:47 PM   #12
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:07 PM   #13
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Yeah, we should definitely nuke them.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:10 PM   #14
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My family loved Germany because it was the only country in Europe that served big enough portions that they weren’t hungry afterwards. And they serve big drinks, too.

I feel like areas of the U.S. that are known for big portions may have been settled by Germans.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:16 PM   #15
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My cousin married a German guy and when we went for dinner he served three different types of meat and a lot of wine. We ended with some brandy and I thought I was going to faint from the meat and alcohol I had consumed. I have a lot of respect for German hospitality.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 10:42 PM   #16
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the concept of mixing beer & soda is so outlandish it almost makes me want to give it a shot
Beer, soda, and a shot? You're an animal

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:29 AM   #17
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i liked germany, but there were too many germans.

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:41 AM   #19
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I have not tried either of these but may I suggest a nice Kalimotxo (equal parts red wine and a cola-based soda pop) or perhaps a pint of Purple drank (cough syrup + soda pop + a hard candy/jolly rancher)?

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:16 PM   #20
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That reminds me. My coworker recently told me about the only way she'll drink alcohol. If you think the Germans are bad wait until you hear this. Not sure if it's a southern thing or if it's particular to her. You take a two liter bottle of orange soda, pour out a quarter of the bottle, add not one but TWO packets of Kool-Aid drink mix (I think she said one orange and one grape), and then top off the bottle with vodka and Walla Walla, WA: you've got a recipe for suffering

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:18 PM   #21
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How could a person possibly consume that much sugar you ask? They've been training for their whole lives down here by putting it on everything from peaches to buiscuits and gravy to macaroni and cheese

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:19 PM   #22
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lol i get it

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:20 PM   #23
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i mean the walla walla joke

i get the sugar joke too tho

 
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:13 PM   #25
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:45 AM   #27
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New Englanders mix orange juice and Narragansett lager

Not that they’re geniuses or anything, just saying...I know a guy who does that

Let the record be clear, if this is for a school project

 
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