reprise's kitty kronicles - Page 16

smashingjj · 04-13-2017, 08:26 AM

Apart from being the pinnacle of evolution, his body makes for a more thorough version of Swiffer (tm)

Trotskilicious · 04-13-2017, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

your wish is 50% granted

gijs

omg this one is a nerd

LaBelle · 04-13-2017, 05:58 PM

One time I catsitted a cat for a friend for a week. Her cat kinda looked like Gijs, but she had one tooth sticking out from her mouth, it was really funny looking.

Made her look like a cave-cat or something.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-13-2017, 05:59 PM

How do you think Gijs is pronounced, Labelle?

LaBelle · 04-13-2017, 06:00 PM

Close to Heiss?

myosis · 04-13-2017, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

One time I catsitted a cat for a friend for a week. Her cat kinda looked like Gijs, but she had one tooth sticking out from her mouth, it was really funny looking.

Made her look like a cave-cat or something.

my previous neighbour had a cat with a jaw problem that i can't remember the specifics of, but his jaw was always gaping and full of dripping saliva. made him look like a dog. i loved to tease him as he would look up at me from downstairs. i was mean.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-13-2017, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Close to Heiss?

How come everyone can figure out Dutch except me

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-13-2017, 06:27 PM

I thought it was YEEEEEES

LaBelle · 04-17-2017, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

How come everyone can figure out Dutch except me

In fairness, I had a dutch stepdad for a while.

LaBelle · 10:45 AM

Felicia luvs purrses

http://i.imgur.com/RLi37Kc.gif

LaBelle · 04-19-2017, 08:43 AM

So me and my sister now fear Marie may be pregnant.
Or she put on a ton of weight in a matter of days.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-19-2017, 08:53 AM

Well that happens to the unspayed unfortunately. What are you going to do?

LaBelle · 04-19-2017, 08:55 AM

Become the owner of 5/6 kittens ofc!

This is my road to becoming a cat lady.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-19-2017, 09:12 AM

It gives me anxiety to think about how many kittens fig had before being spayed

reprise85 · 04-19-2017, 08:42 PM

someone dumped a pregnant cat at near my sister's house (middle of nowhere texas). she is going to going to a no-kill shelter or something but first they aborted her kittens :/ i hope it doesn't fuck with her brain too much. you couldn't tell from pics that she was pregnant so maybe she wasn't that far

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-19-2017, 09:35 PM

i went to my Chinese friend's house yesterday and found a single mom white kitty with a baby white kitty hiding in their small impromptu shelter.

they're both so friendly, innocent and fearless. it just melted me completely. i gave the mommy some attention and made her go purr purr and then her kitty began to trust me a little so i pet it a bit and played with it. they're both so pretty and clear white and innocent and fully trusting. most animals i see in china are absolutely miserable and it makes me want to kill myself but that was such a refreshing and needed reminder that there could be good in the world. it seemed like someone's taking care of them and feeding them.

nevertheless, i went and bought some greek yogurt (just cause it's the only dairy i could find) and gave them to feast on it. i have some pics but too lazy to post rn

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-19-2017, 11:04 PM

reprise85 · 04-19-2017, 11:12 PM

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-20-2017, 01:20 AM

http://i.imgur.com/1v2DwfMh.jpg
She went out into the hall today

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-20-2017, 01:46 AM

~psychedelic~

LaBelle · 04-20-2017, 08:31 AM

Is the 'go away' mat on your doorstep?

Cause I can see that being a thing.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-20-2017, 08:42 AM

Yes I put that there

run2pee · 04-20-2017, 11:07 AM

Been taking the cat outdoors for the first time in her whole 1 year of life. She gets so lost in the joy of just smellin a bush or rubbin her face on a twig, then she look up and meow like "omfg thanks Run to Me omfg this is the best ever" its heart breaking

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-20-2017, 12:07 PM

smashingjj · 04-20-2017, 12:26 PM

OHNOITSNOTBONNIE 528397523498503486859607 POST PARTY EXTRAVAGIJZA EBFNSDKFNN SUF98T90IJ

VONGRA6TS

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-20-2017, 01:17 PM

Thanks I hate the white stars

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-20-2017, 02:32 PM

She's devastated of course

reprise85 · 04-20-2017, 11:36 PM

cats' vaginas are alarmingly close to their butt holes. my cat used to have runny poo all the time and i'd have to clean her, i stayed clear of her vag but sometimes it didn't look so great ya know

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-21-2017, 01:33 AM

My vagina is sorta close to my butthole

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-21-2017, 01:33 AM

Sorry for ruining this thread

04-17-2017, 10:40 AM	#460
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Felicia luvs purrses http://i.imgur.com/RLi37Kc.gif Last edited by LaBelle : 04-17-2017 at 10:45 AM.

04-19-2017, 11:12 PM	#468
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	lol

04-20-2017, 12:07 PM	#474
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	:")

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04-13-2017, 08:26 AM	#451
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	Apart from being the pinnacle of evolution, his body makes for a more thorough version of Swiffer (tm)

04-13-2017, 05:58 PM	#453
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	One time I catsitted a cat for a friend for a week. Her cat kinda looked like Gijs, but she had one tooth sticking out from her mouth, it was really funny looking. Made her look like a cave-cat or something.

04-13-2017, 05:59 PM	#454
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	How do you think Gijs is pronounced, Labelle?

04-13-2017, 06:00 PM	#455
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Close to Heiss?

04-13-2017, 06:27 PM	#458
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I thought it was YEEEEEES

04-19-2017, 08:43 AM	#461
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	So me and my sister now fear Marie may be pregnant. Or she put on a ton of weight in a matter of days.

04-19-2017, 08:53 AM	#462
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Well that happens to the unspayed unfortunately. What are you going to do?

04-19-2017, 08:55 AM	#463
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Become the owner of 5/6 kittens ofc! This is my road to becoming a cat lady.

04-19-2017, 09:12 AM	#464
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	It gives me anxiety to think about how many kittens fig had before being spayed

04-19-2017, 08:42 PM	#465
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	someone dumped a pregnant cat at near my sister's house (middle of nowhere texas). she is going to going to a no-kill shelter or something but first they aborted her kittens :/ i hope it doesn't fuck with her brain too much. you couldn't tell from pics that she was pregnant so maybe she wasn't that far

04-19-2017, 09:35 PM	#466
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	i went to my Chinese friend's house yesterday and found a single mom white kitty with a baby white kitty hiding in their small impromptu shelter. they're both so friendly, innocent and fearless. it just melted me completely. i gave the mommy some attention and made her go purr purr and then her kitty began to trust me a little so i pet it a bit and played with it. they're both so pretty and clear white and innocent and fully trusting. most animals i see in china are absolutely miserable and it makes me want to kill myself but that was such a refreshing and needed reminder that there could be good in the world. it seemed like someone's taking care of them and feeding them. nevertheless, i went and bought some greek yogurt (just cause it's the only dairy i could find) and gave them to feast on it. i have some pics but too lazy to post rn

04-19-2017, 11:04 PM	#467
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382

04-20-2017, 01:20 AM	#469
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	http://i.imgur.com/1v2DwfMh.jpg She went out into the hall today

04-20-2017, 01:46 AM	#470
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	~psychedelic~

04-20-2017, 08:31 AM	#471
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Is the 'go away' mat on your doorstep? Cause I can see that being a thing.

04-20-2017, 08:42 AM	#472
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Yes I put that there

04-20-2017, 11:07 AM	#473
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,753	Been taking the cat outdoors for the first time in her whole 1 year of life. She gets so lost in the joy of just smellin a bush or rubbin her face on a twig, then she look up and meow like "omfg thanks Run to Me omfg this is the best ever" its heart breaking

04-20-2017, 12:26 PM	#475
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	OHNOITSNOTBONNIE 528397523498503486859607 POST PARTY EXTRAVAGIJZA EBFNSDKFNN SUF98T90IJ VONGRA6TS

04-20-2017, 01:17 PM	#476
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Thanks I hate the white stars

04-20-2017, 02:32 PM	#477
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	She's devastated of course

04-20-2017, 11:36 PM	#478
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	cats' vaginas are alarmingly close to their butt holes. my cat used to have runny poo all the time and i'd have to clean her, i stayed clear of her vag but sometimes it didn't look so great ya know

04-21-2017, 01:33 AM	#479
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	My vagina is sorta close to my butthole

04-21-2017, 01:33 AM	#480
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Sorry for ruining this thread