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11-27-2002, 10:45 AM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Grossest Story EVAR!
Ok... my friend Ryan just walked in my room and told me something that happened to his best friend Steve last night. I am so revolted I want to vomit.
This is almost too vulgar to post on netphoria... but here...I need to blab to someone about this. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. Ok. Fine. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else. He dumped her by the way... *shudders* |
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11-27-2002, 10:51 AM | #2 |
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thanks for making me sick
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11-27-2002, 10:53 AM | #3 |
Ownz
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So did she cum or what?!?
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11-27-2002, 10:53 AM | #4 | |
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11-27-2002, 10:54 AM | #5 | |
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11-27-2002, 11:05 AM | #6 | |
no more than sympathy
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11-27-2002, 11:07 AM | #7 | |
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11-27-2002, 12:40 PM | #8 |
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oh....my.....god.....
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11-27-2002, 12:44 PM | #9 |
I'M FROM ITALY
Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
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rotten.com is for kids
That's VERY dirty! But.. If a friend tell me that things, I'd laugh hard |
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11-27-2002, 12:58 PM | #10 |
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yummy.
jolly rancher anyone? |
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11-27-2002, 01:07 PM | #11 |
Ownz
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LOL... not too many things on the internet turn my stomach or makes me laugh anymore, but that did both. Well done.
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11-27-2002, 01:17 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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oh my fucking christ, I just dry heaved
THAT IS SO MOTHER FUCKING DISGUSTING dskjlgk ;jklj35v87v6389p5v6jkerlf |
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11-27-2002, 01:19 PM | #13 |
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i just want to know if he got head.
no, really, that's bad. really bad. |
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11-27-2002, 01:20 PM | #14 |
Ownz
Location: Houston
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That is SO disgusting!! What a dirty slut! I feel bad for that guy. I bet it's a hell of a long time before he ever goes down on another girl.
and for good measure......... |
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11-27-2002, 01:29 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
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holy shit, what a dumb bitch. That must have smelled putrid. Ohhhhh fucking hell. Imagine biting into a nodule of PUSS. and then having gonnorrhea of the mouth. What a stupid bitch. Poor guy. I think he's going to use a dental dam for the rest of his life, not to mention swear off Jolly Ranchers.
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11-27-2002, 01:29 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Are you sure that this is totally, 100% true? Sure he's not messing with your bipolar head? If it is true... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I want to throw up so bad. sljkghsdjghjlsdghslkdhglskdhglks Unbelievable. I don't care, after she told me that I would have knocked her out and threw her down some stairs. The image of that keeps staying in my head. CRUNCH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want my mommy
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11-27-2002, 01:35 PM | #17 |
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a NODULE of gonereah??? HAHAHAH FUNNY WORD
but seriously.. thats fuckin sick. i didnt know gonnereah (i really cant spell) had like peices and shit that *shudders* releases itself. FUCK FUCK FUCK i rate this post a 5 |
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11-27-2002, 01:39 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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melancholia, please confirm to whether this is real or not or one of those urban legend things. Was he lying? more facts please or a confession would do
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11-27-2002, 01:42 PM | #19 | |
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*knock, knock* jenn: yeah...come in... hey ryan, what's up? ryan: jenn, i think i'm going to die. jenn: whats wrong hun? ryan: i'm disgusted... jenn: what happened? ryan: you remember my friend steve that came over a few weeks ago... the one you bought the blackhaus for? jenn: yeah... is he okay... ryan: i wouldn't call him okay...*tells story* jenn: wow...just...just wow. ugh. seriously...wow. |
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11-27-2002, 01:43 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
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i am so glad that i haven't eaten my breakfast yet, nor do i even want to now.
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11-27-2002, 01:46 PM | #21 |
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why are you all disgusted by gonorrhea? it taste pretty good.
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11-27-2002, 01:48 PM | #22 | |
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11-27-2002, 01:50 PM | #23 |
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This story was all I needed to see. I've got to be a fucking moron to go look up pictures of those things when I'm about to puke just from reading about them.
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11-27-2002, 01:51 PM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
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fuck me.
*sigh*
*google image search* |
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11-27-2002, 01:53 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
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post them when you find them!
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11-27-2002, 01:56 PM | #26 | |
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11-27-2002, 02:04 PM | #27 |
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I may not bring teh funneh, but rest assured, I bring teh nasteh.
fig. 1 http://www.biology.arizona.edu/human.../Gonorrhea.gif [IMG][/IMG] fig. 2 http://www.anthrax-chlamydia-gonorrh...onorrhea-4.jpg fig. 3 http://www.anthrax-chlamydia-gonorrh...onorrhea-1.jpg fig. 4 http://herpes-coldsores.com/std/gonorrhea3.gif fig. 5http://www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/imag...res/STD_27.jpg fig. 6 http://www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/imag...res/STD_29.jpg
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11-27-2002, 02:05 PM | #28 | |
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11-27-2002, 02:08 PM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
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PICTURES OF HOW THIS CAN HAPPEN...DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BE DAMAGED BY THIS!!!
http://www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/imag...ictures/STD_29 it was basically that, but internally. |
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11-27-2002, 02:19 PM | #30 |
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