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Old 12-01-2002, 11:32 PM   #1
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Default "Your father must have been a thief, because I saw him stealing candy from a K-Mart."

I don't get it. Someone dycect it for me.

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 11:37 PM   #2
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I LOL'd when I read that...

based off one of my all time least favorite pick up lines

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 11:41 PM   #3
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People who steal = theives

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 11:50 PM   #4
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I don't get it.
I don't get it either, but was too embarassed to say so.

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:09 AM   #5
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The whole pick-up line thing.

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind."

well, after you say "Your father must be a thief...", you'd expect to hear a cheesy pick up line like "because he stole my heart and gave it to you". but instead it just says "because i saw him stealing candy."

i thought it was funny, but then again i'm dumb.:erm

 
Old 12-02-2002, 12:16 AM   #6
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The whole pick-up line thing.

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind."

well, after you say "Your father must be a thief...", you'd expect to hear a cheesy pick up line like "because he stole my heart and gave it to you". but instead it just says "because i saw him stealing candy."

i thought it was funny, but then again i'm dumb.:erm
Oh, that's it? I love it then! I thought I was missing some raver joke or something.

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:23 AM   #7
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Oh, that's it? I love it then! I thought I was missing some raver joke or something.
lol

 
Old 12-02-2002, 12:32 AM   #8
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ravers. i fucking hate ravers. i wanna punch the teeth out of their mouths, sucking on their goddamned binkeys. And they have fucking raver names, wtf is that about? why would that matter?

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:41 AM   #9
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why would that matter?

 
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