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Old 01-18-2019, 11:46 PM   #1
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Default Polygamy thread: share your polygamy stories

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Old 01-18-2019, 11:51 PM   #2
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It was a dark and stormy night......

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 12:31 AM   #3
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boy can't wait for this to turn into another woman-hating tantrum that just gets google indexed next to the words "kimani shorter typology"

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 12:55 AM   #4
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It was a dark and stormy night.........when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 01:02 AM   #5
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Nights are often dark, yes.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 01:10 AM   #6
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Old 01-19-2019, 01:24 AM   #7
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Once upon a time......I engaged in polygamy.

Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night....I engaged in polygamy

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 02:43 AM   #8
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It was a bright and clear skied day.......when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 03:31 AM   #9
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Didn't know you were married

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 03:50 AM   #10
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What is it with Mormons and The Smashing Pumpkins, anyway?

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 05:11 AM   #11
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Old 01-19-2019, 05:21 AM   #12
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What is it with Mormons and The Smashing Pumpkins, anyway?
I think it’s the shared affinity for disjointed and fragmented spiritual beliefs and traditions, mixed with a firm commitment to males replacing their primary sex partners with a younger version, every 7 or 8 years.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 06:53 AM   #13
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Nights are often dark, yes.
Is that a reference to the Footrot Flats movie?

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 11:56 AM   #14
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i think it's just a reference to the eternal wisdom of buzzard

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 11:56 AM   #15
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btw, really lovin' these stories. keep 'em comin' CW!

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 02:13 PM   #16
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...Chart_of_wives

55 wives.



 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:30 PM   #17
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polyamory? yes. polygamy? no. Seeking Sister Wives starts this weekend! exciiiiiited

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:31 PM   #18
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tomorrow in fact. will be watching.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:43 PM   #19
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Can we trust Kimani Shortpants to use words correctly? He hasn't learned all the ones for his grade level yet. He still thinks the word is "responsibleness" instead of "responsibility."

Uncle Ben would be disappointed.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:44 PM   #20
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"Polygamy" clearly doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

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Old 01-19-2019, 04:45 PM   #21
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Neither does "website traffic".

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:46 PM   #22
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Or "valid psychological theory".

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 04:46 PM   #23
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Or "decent idea for a thread".

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 05:12 PM   #24
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Can we trust Kimani Shortpants to use words correctly? He hasn't learned all the ones for his grade level yet. He still thinks the word is "responsibleness" instead of "responsibility."

Uncle Ben would be disappointed.
Uncle Ban however is looking forward to his responsiblennesslessness.

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Old 01-19-2019, 05:47 PM   #25
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bah!

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 07:14 PM   #26
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55 wives sounds horrible.

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 07:15 PM   #27
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55 husbands tho...

 
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Old 01-19-2019, 07:17 PM   #28
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Muhammad's wives Married
Khadija bint Khuwaylid 595–619
Sawda bint Zamʿa 619–632
Aisha bint Abi Bakr 619–632
Hafsa bint Umar 624–632
Zaynab bint Khuzayma 625–627
Hind bint Abi Umayya 625–632
Zaynab bint Jahsh 627–632
Juwayriyya bint al-Harith 628–632
Ramla bint Abi Sufyan 628–632
Rayhana bint Zayd 629–631
Safiyya bint Huyayy 629–632
Maymunah bint al-Harith 630–632
Maria al-Qibtiyya 630–632

 
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The majority of traditional hadith sources state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six or seven, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, or ten according to Ibn Hisham, when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53, in Medina.

 
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"The Prophet of God"

 
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