monte boob update - Page 3

toase · 01-13-2019, 12:29 AM

wtf lol

Run To Me · 01-18-2019, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

yes, i can confirmed that this does indeed mean he's going to hell.

"That if there is among you who drink wine or strong drink, behold, it is not good or proper in the eyes of your Father..."

-Doctrine and Covenants 89:5

Dude the D&C is something else! Really worth a try for anyone interested in reading Joe Smiths diary of the Father talking at him of this, oF that

Iirc coffees out (hot drinks are not for the belly) and it’s also a sin to laff too hard/much

Gosh poor Mormons!!!!

FoolofaTook · 01-18-2019, 07:24 AM

Interesting. I read the Book of Mormon as a child. Even then it struck me as a clumsy ripoff of the OT.

I stumbled across D&C when I googled weed billboards for a story. I found this:

Run To Me · 01-19-2019, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Interesting. I read the Book of Mormon as a child. Even then it struck me as a clumsy ripoff of the OT.

I stumbled across D&C when I googled weed billboards for a story. I found this:

Yeah, that would be super, except for that troublesome qualifier of “wholesom” leaves lotta room for killjoy handwringers to vote no, doesn’t it

Not sure if marijuanas wholesome. More like hoary tanginess of the devils candyshop

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 01:54 PM

What? Didn't you hear? Marijuana, like, totally cures cancer, man. I know it did wonders for my emph****a!

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 01:55 PM

wtf why can i write emph****a?

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 01:55 PM

lololololol

Mals Marola · 01-19-2019, 01:57 PM

havin' trouble with ysem again eh

Run To Me · 01-19-2019, 01:58 PM

All i know is about 30 mins after i blow my weeds i wanna eat/smash everything that ever lived, not a very wholeseom feeling in my beavescrote

Mals Marola · 01-19-2019, 01:59 PM

that's all good & well but when do we get to see monte's boobs? or his updated boobs, for that matter

Run To Me · 01-19-2019, 01:59 PM

Like not only do i need to eat this burrito all the sudden, i somehow need to fuck it as well

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 02:07 PM

Run To Me · 01-19-2019, 03:50 PM

Aw come now, you’re gonna tellin me u never just, like, put some mac/chee rite up your butt when u was hi

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 04:24 PM

well...

Mals Marola · 01-19-2019, 07:46 PM

bro, you just openly admitted to reading the book of Mormon, who r u 2 erm

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 07:59 PM

shit that's nothing. i've read the entire little house on the prairie series and the upanishads.

deal with it

FoolofaTook · 01-19-2019, 08:02 PM

wHATcOLOR · 01-22-2019, 05:56 PM

back on topic:

FoolofaTook · 01-22-2019, 10:08 PM

Mals Marola · 01-23-2019, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

back on topic:

hmmm... a very subtle update

have her boobs gotten bigger? or has monte's THIRST simply multiplied? someone, for the love of god, check his tweeter!

Mals Marola · 01-23-2019, 12:46 PM

Mals Marola · 01-23-2019, 12:47 PM

FoolofaTook · 01-23-2019, 01:30 PM

Now where've I seen that handsome fellah before?

Mals Marola · 01-23-2019, 02:10 PM

bates me

FoolofaTook · 01-23-2019, 04:46 PM

Tyler · 01-23-2019, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Now where've I seen that handsome fellah before?

That's my friend, Rich

Run To Me · 01-31-2019, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

bro, you just openly admitted to reading the book of Mormon, who r u 2 erm

I’ve read it multiple times

Preached from it to small rooms fulla droolin old folks and the mentally handicapped

Also read the God Damned doctrine & covenants

What now

redbreegull · 02-01-2019, 02:02 AM

tonight I was walking to my car with my arms full of musical equipment and it was 20 degrees and I was accosted by a gang of Mormon missionaries. these guys are fucking relentless

FoolofaTook · 02-01-2019, 09:01 AM

did you tell them about monte?

Mals Marola · 02-01-2019, 09:26 AM

was it just 19 copies of Monte? & one Run 2 Pee?

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toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 3,575	wtf lol

01-18-2019, 07:24 AM	#63
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	Interesting. I read the Book of Mormon as a child. Even then it struck me as a clumsy ripoff of the OT. I stumbled across D&C when I googled weed billboards for a story. I found this:

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FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	What? Didn't you hear? Marijuana, like, totally cures cancer, man. I know it did wonders for my emph****a!

01-19-2019, 01:55 PM	#66
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	wtf why can i write emph****a?

01-19-2019, 01:57 PM	#68
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396	havin' trouble with ysem again eh

01-19-2019, 01:58 PM	#69
Run To Me Apocalyptic Poster Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 4,418	All i know is about 30 mins after i blow my weeds i wanna eat/smash everything that ever lived, not a very wholeseom feeling in my beavescrote

01-19-2019, 01:59 PM	#70
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396	that's all good & well but when do we get to see monte's boobs? or his updated boobs, for that matter

01-19-2019, 03:50 PM	#73
Run To Me Apocalyptic Poster Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 4,418	Aw come now, you’re gonna tellin me u never just, like, put some mac/chee rite up your butt when u was hi

01-19-2019, 04:24 PM	#74
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	well...

01-19-2019, 07:46 PM	#75
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396	bro, you just openly admitted to reading the book of Mormon, who r u 2 erm

01-19-2019, 07:59 PM	#76
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	shit that's nothing. i've read the entire little house on the prairie series and the upanishads. deal with it

01-22-2019, 05:56 PM	#78
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,091	back on topic:

01-23-2019, 12:46 PM	#81
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396

01-23-2019, 12:47 PM	#82
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396

01-23-2019, 01:30 PM	#83
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	Now where've I seen that handsome fellah before?

01-23-2019, 02:10 PM	#84
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396	bates me

02-01-2019, 02:02 AM	#88
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 30,566	tonight I was walking to my car with my arms full of musical equipment and it was 20 degrees and I was accosted by a gang of Mormon missionaries. these guys are fucking relentless

02-01-2019, 09:01 AM	#89
FoolofaTook Immortal Posts: 27,458	did you tell them about monte?

02-01-2019, 09:26 AM	#90
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 7,396	was it just 19 copies of Monte? & one Run 2 Pee?