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05-28-2018, 04:29 PM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
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amerika
is een heel erg groot land
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05-28-2018, 04:30 PM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
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say, I come to America, what do I need to see
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05-28-2018, 04:30 PM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
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presuming everything is in a three hour radius from the America airport
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05-28-2018, 05:07 PM | #4 |
real estate cowboy
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the Big Ben? Eiffel Tower? Statue of Freedom?
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05-28-2018, 05:09 PM | #5 |
real estate cowboy
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The Twin Towers? Madame Zuzus? Blockbusters?
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05-28-2018, 05:11 PM | #6 |
real estate cowboy
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Doesn't Paul Hem have a statue in the province of Canada?
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05-28-2018, 05:15 PM | #7 |
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America, home of the perestrojka, land of the glasnost. I truly can't wait. What city is worth visiting more, Kennedygrad or Lincolngrad?
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05-28-2018, 05:17 PM | #8 |
real estate cowboy
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In what fast food chain can i obtain the cheapest STD? I'm getting super sized at the thought!
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05-28-2018, 05:59 PM | #9 |
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you need to eat donuts and gravy, and easy-cheese ice cream
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05-28-2018, 05:59 PM | #10 |
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don't forget the bacon pie!!
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05-28-2018, 06:01 PM | #11 |
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you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week
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05-28-2018, 08:40 PM | #12 |
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Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.
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05-29-2018, 10:15 AM | #13 |
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05-29-2018, 10:24 AM | #14 |
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I was vegan/vegetarian (depending on what was available) when I visited. I remember trying to find something to eat at a diner in New Orleans, and finally choosing the stuffed peppers, which in my mind were going to be stuffed with rice and beans and onion and garlic and maybe cheese. They came, and were stuffed with ground beef. I cut my losses and skipped lunch, and was reading the ingredients on the soy sauce sachet while my friends ate, just for something to do. There was corn, in the soy sauce. I was like...this country has lost its mind.
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05-29-2018, 09:21 AM | #15 |
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05-29-2018, 11:25 AM | #16 |
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it's only gotten better!
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05-29-2018, 02:05 PM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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IN AMERIKA
FIRST U GET DA SUGAR THEN U GET DA POWA THEN U GET DA WOMEN |
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05-29-2018, 06:52 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that's souf amerika
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05-30-2018, 10:07 AM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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souf lundun
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05-31-2018, 01:54 AM | #20 |
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Sarf laandaahn, actually.
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05-31-2018, 03:36 AM | #21 |
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apologies accepted
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05-31-2018, 09:48 AM | #22 |
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things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!
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06-12-2018, 10:38 AM | #23 |
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As your attorney I advise you to just stay in Canada. There are horrendous things happening to people on a daily basis in the US so it's probably best that you don't witness any of it in person.
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05-31-2018, 05:41 PM | #24 |
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iz gettin' hot in herre (nof merka)
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06-06-2018, 03:29 PM | #25 |
real estate cowboy
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so it's gonna be Toronto, Montreal, Massachusetts, Vermont and NY. tips?
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06-06-2018, 03:31 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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stay in your room! it's a trap!
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06-07-2018, 03:35 AM | #27 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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da nizzo's or whatever it's called
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06-12-2018, 10:47 AM | #28 |
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that's all gonna be fine now that trump is prez!
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06-12-2018, 11:17 AM | #29 |
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McDonald's and golf again!
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06-20-2018, 03:18 PM | #30 |
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4) Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?
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