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Old 03-04-2014, 11:22 PM   #1
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Default does anybody have any amusing blind date stories

my mutual friend called and asked if i'd be okay with being set up.. and i e-stalked the prospective date on linkedin and i can already tell this is going to be sort of a disaster. but i think maybe my friend is just trying to get us both laid so i shouldn't really worry about it as long as we're both drunk enough later on

i don't think i've ever been on a blind date ... i am 17 btw

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:30 PM   #2
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is that what linkedin is really for

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:31 PM   #3
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....doesn't really sound like a blind date now does it

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:34 PM   #4
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well i've never met her or seen her.. i just know her first name and the company she works for (where she met mutual friend) and i know she's hispanic. so i turned to linkedin for that, somebody popped up and it's prolly her, she has a pretty unique first name.

so i think it still counts as a blind date

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:35 PM   #5
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nobody ever doubt my google fu skills

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:35 PM   #6
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got set up 2 go on a hawt date with a qt but when i got to the mall i just ended up eating alone at sbarro because my date never showed up idc tho

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:36 PM   #7
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Actually, true story, I once went to a skate hop when I was in middle school, and per a recent Simpsons episode, did a Moe and asked a girl "Hey you look pretty clean, wanna dance?" after a bet. She said yes and we danced. Probably one of the highest points in my life.

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:36 PM   #8
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hey randall you should add me on linkedIN and endorse my skills

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:37 PM   #9
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nothing better than mall cafeteria "chinese food"

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:38 PM   #10
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FREE SAMPURRRRUUUUU

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:38 PM   #11
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Actually, true story, I once went to a skate hop when I was in middle school, and per a recent Simpsons episode, did a Moe and asked a girl "Hey you look pretty clean, wanna dance?" after a bet. She said yes and we danced. Probably one of the highest points in my life.
i was the guy they said no to


 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:40 PM   #12
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hey randall you should add me on linkedIN and endorse my skills
i'll get started

"accomplishments: 2,389 hours in football manager 2014"

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:40 PM   #13
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i kid. if i had a linkedin it'd be a joke

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:41 PM   #14
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i was the guy they said no to

Aaawww....

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:42 PM   #15
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i'll get started

"accomplishments: 2,389 hours in football manager 2014"
shhh don't tell anyone (and it's 2013)

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:42 PM   #16
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i kid. if i had a linkedin it'd be a joke
I can't wait until this shitty corporation gets bought out or I get fired for gross incompetence.

"Describe your typical working day."
"Come in, put on the coffee for my staff, look at reports... after 9:00 cyberloaf until 1:00. Get lunch. Come back at 2:15. Cyber loaf until 4:00. GTFO."

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:43 PM   #17
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can you hire me please

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:45 PM   #18
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my current linked in profile describes my job and i needed two paragraphs. i make dickweed money, evident by the dickweeds on my "team"

when i cyberloaf it is done as a mini-strike because for fuck's sake

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:49 PM   #19
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i was cyberloafing quite a bit at the beginning and hated it and now i can't and i hate it I CAN'T WIN GODDAMN IT

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:50 PM   #20
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grass is always, always greener

always

like i kind of miss being in school. goddamn that was a great schedule.

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:54 PM   #21
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Not me. The whole time I just wanted to have money.

Although, like you said, now that I have money, I only have meaningless bullshit to spend it on anyway. So now I get to buy an engagement ring and marry someone then buy a house an fill it with shit then make some kids then fucking die. So I got that going for me.

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:56 PM   #22
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i don't have any money because i can't drink the kool-aid, i just can't

so i'm applying to grad school

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:58 PM   #23
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can... can i have some of that money

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:58 PM   #24
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Moon money?

 
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:59 PM   #25
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FUCK YOU GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA TWO COOKES IS NOT A SERVING I ATE HALF A BOX YOU LITTLE CUNTS

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:02 AM   #26
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i think that i have done everything wrong in my life and with my life and this is where you end up, in a call center for something everyone hates trying to figure out ways to stay off the phone

 
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and you're surrounded by lunatic zombies drinking fuscia kool-aid going I THINK THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, THIS IS SOMETHING ESSENTIAL, WE'RE ALL WORKING HARD, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT JUST SACRIFICE EVERY WAKING MOMENT TO THIS JOB

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i'm sorry this thread was supposed to be about girls. i have met a few girls before that haven't said no, they were nice

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:09 AM   #28
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did that for years. you poor bastard.

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:11 AM   #29
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i'd take call center over... whatever it is i'm doing now. i don't even know anymore

 
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:49 AM   #30
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how is it that so many people have that job, is it basically that you are a meeting attendee and that's about it?

that's what it seems "upper management" is

 
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