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03-04-2014, 11:22 PM | #1 |
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does anybody have any amusing blind date stories
my mutual friend called and asked if i'd be okay with being set up.. and i e-stalked the prospective date on linkedin and i can already tell this is going to be sort of a disaster. but i think maybe my friend is just trying to get us both laid so i shouldn't really worry about it as long as we're both drunk enough later on
i don't think i've ever been on a blind date ... i am 17 btw |
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03-04-2014, 11:30 PM | #2 |
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is that what linkedin is really for
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03-04-2014, 11:31 PM | #3 |
huh
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....doesn't really sound like a blind date now does it
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03-04-2014, 11:34 PM | #4 |
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well i've never met her or seen her.. i just know her first name and the company she works for (where she met mutual friend) and i know she's hispanic. so i turned to linkedin for that, somebody popped up and it's prolly her, she has a pretty unique first name.
so i think it still counts as a blind date |
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03-04-2014, 11:35 PM | #5 |
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nobody ever doubt my google fu skills
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03-04-2014, 11:35 PM | #6 |
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got set up 2 go on a hawt date with a qt but when i got to the mall i just ended up eating alone at sbarro because my date never showed up idc tho
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03-04-2014, 11:36 PM | #7 |
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Actually, true story, I once went to a skate hop when I was in middle school, and per a recent Simpsons episode, did a Moe and asked a girl "Hey you look pretty clean, wanna dance?" after a bet. She said yes and we danced. Probably one of the highest points in my life.
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03-04-2014, 11:36 PM | #8 |
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hey randall you should add me on linkedIN and endorse my skills
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03-04-2014, 11:37 PM | #9 |
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nothing better than mall cafeteria "chinese food"
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03-04-2014, 11:38 PM | #10 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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FREE SAMPURRRRUUUUU
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03-04-2014, 11:38 PM | #11 | |
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Quote:
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03-04-2014, 11:40 PM | #12 |
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03-04-2014, 11:40 PM | #13 |
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i kid. if i had a linkedin it'd be a joke
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03-04-2014, 11:41 PM | #14 |
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03-04-2014, 11:42 PM | #15 |
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03-04-2014, 11:42 PM | #16 |
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I can't wait until this shitty corporation gets bought out or I get fired for gross incompetence.
"Describe your typical working day." "Come in, put on the coffee for my staff, look at reports... after 9:00 cyberloaf until 1:00. Get lunch. Come back at 2:15. Cyber loaf until 4:00. GTFO." |
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03-04-2014, 11:43 PM | #17 |
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can you hire me please
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03-04-2014, 11:45 PM | #18 |
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my current linked in profile describes my job and i needed two paragraphs. i make dickweed money, evident by the dickweeds on my "team"
when i cyberloaf it is done as a mini-strike because for fuck's sake |
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03-04-2014, 11:49 PM | #19 |
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i was cyberloafing quite a bit at the beginning and hated it and now i can't and i hate it I CAN'T WIN GODDAMN IT
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03-04-2014, 11:50 PM | #20 |
huh
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grass is always, always greener
always like i kind of miss being in school. goddamn that was a great schedule. |
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03-04-2014, 11:54 PM | #21 |
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Not me. The whole time I just wanted to have money.
Although, like you said, now that I have money, I only have meaningless bullshit to spend it on anyway. So now I get to buy an engagement ring and marry someone then buy a house an fill it with shit then make some kids then fucking die. So I got that going for me. |
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03-04-2014, 11:56 PM | #22 |
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i don't have any money because i can't drink the kool-aid, i just can't
so i'm applying to grad school |
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03-04-2014, 11:58 PM | #23 |
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can... can i have some of that money
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03-04-2014, 11:58 PM | #24 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Moon money?
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03-04-2014, 11:59 PM | #25 |
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FUCK YOU GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA TWO COOKES IS NOT A SERVING I ATE HALF A BOX YOU LITTLE CUNTS
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03-05-2014, 12:02 AM | #26 |
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i think that i have done everything wrong in my life and with my life and this is where you end up, in a call center for something everyone hates trying to figure out ways to stay off the phone
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03-05-2014, 12:06 AM | #27 |
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and you're surrounded by lunatic zombies drinking fuscia kool-aid going I THINK THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, THIS IS SOMETHING ESSENTIAL, WE'RE ALL WORKING HARD, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT JUST SACRIFICE EVERY WAKING MOMENT TO THIS JOB
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm sorry this thread was supposed to be about girls. i have met a few girls before that haven't said no, they were nice |
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03-05-2014, 12:09 AM | #28 |
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did that for years. you poor bastard.
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03-05-2014, 12:11 AM | #29 |
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i'd take call center over... whatever it is i'm doing now. i don't even know anymore
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03-05-2014, 12:49 AM | #30 |
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how is it that so many people have that job, is it basically that you are a meeting attendee and that's about it?
that's what it seems "upper management" is |
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