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Old 11-27-2018, 10:59 PM   #3451
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When I'm 51, my elder son will be 26...which is older than I was, when I had him. That's kind of disturbing

I could potentially be a grandmother by then...a grandmother who rolls great joints.

I don't think I'll be at any stoner metal/shoegaze shows though. Maybe Sunday evening jazz, or any other music event where I can sit down because you know. standing up is no joke now that I'm old

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 11:21 PM   #3452
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When you're 51, grandmothers that can roll joints will be as common as teenagers that drink alcohol. And you might not be a 51 year old grandmother if the trend of people having children later and later in life (or not at all) continues.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 11:23 PM   #3453
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I'm a 27 year old hedonist, my sister is 32 and gay, and our grandchildless parents are in their 60s.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 11:57 PM   #3454
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yes that's right, conservative Christian mother of two, married to the father of her children for 12 years, vixnix, rolls a better joint than you

just let that sink in
My friend that didn't even smoke weed or cigarettes could roll the PERFECT fucking joint. She just had talented hands, I guess

Don't know why I said all that in past tense, I still talk to her, but now neither of us smoke weed. I only miss it when I have a panic attack, since it helped me calm down. Now I just have to ride them out. I don't think that eventually gets any easier, but I'll let you know.

 
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Old 11-28-2018, 12:03 AM   #3455
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When I'm 51, my kid will be 24. Seems okay to me. I don't care if I'm a grandparent or not (it's not really my decision) but it would be a better age imo than my own mother, who is about to turn 65 and has a 15 month old granddaughter.

 
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Old 11-28-2018, 02:04 PM   #3456
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Old 12-04-2018, 09:58 PM   #3457
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Genuine sad post

So when I first met Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, she asked me what I was looking for out of us seeing each other. I'm open to whatever, be it casual, poly, long term, etc.

She said she pretty much has to have short term relationships because she does a lot of travelling. Which is interesting to me, because it's a reason that I never considered why someone would look specifically for short term flings. I was cool with that anyway.

We've been meaning to meet up again for a while, but our schedules haven't lined up. When I asked her what her schedule is looking like before she leaves for Australia at the end of the week, she said she's been seeing a guy and "it just feels a bit weird to hangout with other ppl romantically"

I'm like, welllllllllllllllllllllllllll, that sucks, but whatever. It seems kind of weird to me that she can only do short term relationships but wants to latch onto this one guy. But whatever yo, it's her life. Just feels lame when you have good times with people and it turns out like this. It seems to happen a lot. At least she hasn't ghosted me (yet?)

 
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Old 12-04-2018, 10:02 PM   #3458
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I think people dont really know what they want, and just backward-rationalize from the ineffable feelings and impressions they get. That's why they will often say they want one thing, but then do another.

 
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Old 12-04-2018, 10:26 PM   #3459
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people always say they don't want serious relationships and then they meet someone (might be you, might not) and change their tune. love is dumb. lust, too.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 12:37 AM   #3460
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i think she has a right to date just one guy at a time, if that's what she's comfortable with.

just because she's not looking for long-term doesn't mean she has to be available for you and everyone else.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 12:43 AM   #3461
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reads like sour grapes for sure

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:02 AM   #3462
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I think people dont really know what they want, and just backward-rationalize from the ineffable feelings and impressions they get. That's why they will often say they want one thing, but then do another.
there is no free will and we backwards rationalize everything

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 03:49 AM   #3463
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ngl I'm feeling pretty fuckin' sad and lonely tonight

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 03:49 AM   #3464
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So of course I'm drinking.

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:39 PM   #3465
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I, too, feel like shit.

I've got my gym bag with me, so maybe I hit the gym.


 
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:42 PM   #3466
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Haha, like trying to turn toward healthy coping mechanisms is going to work.

There's a reason we turn to alcohol and carbs for comfort. They signal those desired neurotransmitters a lot more effectively than exercise, reading, or painting ever could. Maybe with enough effort, we could train ourselves to get the same reward from positive actions. But I don't gotta train myself to enjoy these sour neon worms.

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:26 PM   #3467
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Music usually helps and it's most likely not going to make you fat

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:27 PM   #3468
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I'm too busy and tired to be lonely. Plus I'm literally never alone. But I'm sure it will pop up when it's most inconvenient.

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 09:00 AM   #3469
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there is no free will and we backwards rationalize everything
I'm beginning to think this more each day.

BTW, I drank half a bottle of Captain Morgan yesterday and didn't even wake up with a headache. At what point is drinking supposed to make me feel bad?

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 11:03 AM   #3470
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I'm beginning to think this more each day.

BTW, I drank half a bottle of Captain Morgan yesterday and didn't even wake up with a headache. At what point is drinking supposed to make me feel bad?
Age 32.

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:47 PM   #3471
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today is my sixteen-week weedless anniversary.


 
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:17 PM   #3472
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Cool. I'll blaze one tonight in your honor.

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:17 PM   #3473
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Actually, it's been almost a decade since I've smoked weed. Best that, fool!

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:36 PM   #3474
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impressive

but you probably don't want to smoke weed right? i, who am a most utter Weedian, do, but can't.

therein lies the sorrow. i yearn: O! how i yearn!

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:39 PM   #3475
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Old 12-08-2018, 04:18 PM   #3476
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I think it's been a good year and half for me, maybe longer. I can't remember, surprisingly.

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 04:19 PM   #3477
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It's amusing hearing ads for pot shops in medical buildings, though. Oh, the Northwest is so cute!

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 05:43 PM   #3478
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but you probably don't want to smoke weed right? i, who am a most utter Weedian, do, but can't.

therein lies the sorrow. i yearn: O! how i yearn!
Yeah, no desire. All it did was fuel my anxiety. Once things like that stop being fun, I have no problem getting off the ride (or your father).

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 07:27 PM   #3479
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What are you saying? That riding my father stopped being fun?


 
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Old 12-08-2018, 07:29 PM   #3480
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I'm looking for a girl to bum on POF.

 
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