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Old 09-21-2006, 08:37 AM   #31
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Glasgow is one big happy family

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:41 AM   #32
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Whats your favourite alcoholic beverage?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:44 AM   #33
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What's the difference between a bicycle?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:45 AM   #34
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Whats your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Probably a real white russian, not the fake shit they serve everywhere with tia maria and uht milk

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What's the difference between a bicycle?
Yes

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:51 AM   #35
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A fish is better but yes still counts

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:51 AM   #36
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i retract this question as apparently the answer was revealed through heavenly ways

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:54 AM   #37
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ah shit i had an mp3 of me reading the earbagger mcginty paragraph but my hosting ran out a couple of days ago..

i've uploaded it to sendspace, here.
i wish i could talk like that

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:01 AM   #38
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Are you still going to take me to the South side?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:05 AM   #39
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i wish i could talk like that
I wish I didn't

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:06 AM   #40
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Are you still going to take me to the South side?
Am I going to TAKE YOU on the south side? Dude you're so gay.

I dunno man, I might if you ever actually appear in real life. I think you're a troll

Come to mogwai. Or come to Ichiban on Sunday.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:07 AM   #41
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Am I going to TAKE YOU on the south side? Dude you're so gay.

I dunno man, I might if you ever actually appear in real life. I think you're a troll

Come to mogwai. Or come to Ichiban on Sunday.
Hey bitch you dissapeared on me completely at Radiohead

You going to Ichiban on dumbarton road? I wish I had cash. Governmanet whore cunt bastards. I can't even afford the train to glasgow right now!

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:10 AM   #42
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lozzlehozzle

I was at radiohead you fiend, if you rang me (actually did you leave a message?) or if you replied to my messages you could have come back across the road and chilled at my brothers before or after!

i met izzle anyway by randomness, my true netphorian love apart from craig, he's so pretty he'd turn me straight (izzelle)

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:11 AM   #43
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ichiban on queen st btw

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:15 AM   #44
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Hmm, if i can get some funds together it may be doable. Who is goin?


Also, why is god not black you racist cunt.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:18 AM   #45
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umm

im probably going to try and meet craig before it for a drink if thats possible

apart from that its 3 of my mates, tam, natalie and steer... they don't post here though

also i cannot answer god related questions or i might get zapped

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:18 AM   #46
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and the only thing capable of generating that much electricity is a bolt of lightning

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:19 AM   #47
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a what?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:19 AM   #48
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a bolt of lightning.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:22 AM   #49
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Do you believe it's morally wrong to leave restants of an apple or apple juice on the kitchen table?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:23 AM   #50
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Do you believe it's morally wrong to leave restants of an apple or apple juice on the kitchen table?
apple cores go in the bin

spillages must be taken care of under pain of death

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:26 AM   #51
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come on 14 to go

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:27 AM   #52
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I'll take that as a yes.

How would you deal with someone who is in your way in traffic? I'm looking for a solution in the massacre department.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:28 AM   #53
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teach me how to forgive Keane

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:34 AM   #54
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I'll take that as a yes.

How would you deal with someone who is in your way in traffic? I'm looking for a solution in the massacre department.
it was a yes, i got frustrated and answered in the wrong manner

pull them out the car and pistol whip them, squash down their balls and staple their dick to their taint, pluck their fingernails, set fire to their hair, and stab them with a thousand needles

then give them to dead in a schoolgirl outfit

once he's done with them they're as good as dead, but you can woodchipper them really slowly after that if you like

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:34 AM   #55
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naked ladies

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:35 AM   #56
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teach me how to forgive Keane
and jesus spaketh "mate, some cunts you just can't forgive. fuck keane 4eva"

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:36 AM   #57
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not server busy messages!! not now!!

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:41 AM   #58
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:42 AM   #59
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Do you like Wild Is The Wind by David Bowie?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:43 AM   #60
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Dear Jesus, I have just been offered Ł200 by a Neo nazi organisation to help with my research.. should I take it?

 
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