Enquirer: Obama caught in cheating scandal

Gish08 · 05-01-2010, 10:57 AM

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

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UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

These shocking allegations could topple both Obama's presidency and his marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo's driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous.

DEVELOPING STORY

Not this shit again...

Yes, it's the Enquirer... but everyone laughed at them when they broke the news about Edwards, too.

I hope this isn't true.

duovamp · 05-01-2010, 11:45 AM

So she denies it, but there is a limo driver who can say that he has once taken her to a hotel... which could only have been her SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS.

killtrocity · 05-01-2010, 11:48 AM

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operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair

I'd say a lot of things for 1,000,000

duovamp · 05-01-2010, 12:29 PM

I'd suck a lot of cocks for 1,000,000 USD.

JokeyLoki · 05-01-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS.

Awesome band name

Future Boy · 05-01-2010, 03:01 PM

Wow Gish, I cant believe you posted this.

Gish08 · 05-01-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Future Boy

Wow Gish, I cant believe you posted this.

You think it's bogus?

Future Boy · 05-01-2010, 03:30 PM

It's not that exactly, although Edwards aside it is the Enquirer, just you posting about it seems odd to me. Cant really explain why.

If they get this one right too that'd be pretty damn sad.

Gish08 · 05-01-2010, 03:39 PM

It is said to have happened in 2004. You'd think that all the oppo research by McCain, Hililary, and basically everyone else in politics who wanted to cripple Obama's chances would have brought this up before. They did, in 2008, but it didn't hold up. That would have been the best time to put it out there. We're talking about something that is said to have happened six years ago.

Maybe they're trying again out of desperation... maybe they found new information or someone/a group of people important came forward with evidence.

I just hope this isn't true. The last time this happened the Democratic party was really down, and a lot of people flocked to Bush because of what's almost like some bullshit morality rule that applies to upcoming elections.

I'm posting this because it's a potentially huge development.

TuralyonW3 · 05-01-2010, 04:03 PM

i hope it's true. it will be entertaining.

Gish08 · 05-01-2010, 04:10 PM

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i hope it's true. it will be entertaining.

It'll be really entertaining to see the GOP feel as though they're all the more entitled to run the most incompetent, batshit insane, arrogant, corrupt people they can come up with. Yes. This gives people like Sarah Palin a second wind. At least she's not morally flawed, right?

I'm fully confident that Al Gore would have won 2000 with relative ease had Clinton's scandal not been something that the Independent voter was still digesting.

hnibos · 05-01-2010, 04:10 PM

I'd suck a lot of 1,000,000 USD for cocks

Order 66 · 05-01-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Future Boy

Wow Gish, I cant believe you posted this.

Yeah its so unlike him to post something completely asinine

Gish08 · 05-01-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Order 66

Yeah its so unlike him to post something completely asinine

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Future Boy · 05-01-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Order 66

Yeah its so unlike him to post something completely asinine

That goes for everyone here really.

Future Boy · 05-01-2010, 05:35 PM

I dont remeber him posting about gossipy shit like this I guess is what I was getting at. Like the whole Palin birthmother thing. Maybe he was in on that too, I dont remember.

Order 66 · 05-01-2010, 06:04 PM

we're all in on it man. It all goes back to the trilateral commission. haven't you paid attention to anything omega concerns been telling us?

duovamp · 05-01-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Awesome band name

Good call.

Nimrod's Son · 05-02-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Gish08

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

Not this shit again...

Yes, it's the Enquirer... but everyone laughed at them when they broke the news about Edwards, too.

I hope this isn't true.

Clinton fucked around, got head by a fat bitch who saved his DNA on her dress, and then got caught lying about it under oath and was disbarred and yet was still re-elected. If any of this is true do you really think any single Obama supporter or detractor will change their vote?

Gish08 · 10:41 AM

No but Obama is in a much tougher position than Clinton.

The economy isn't exactly booming. Plus Clinton's shenanigans didn't really come to a head (no pun intended) until much later in his Presidency. And while people generally like Clinton, it definitely had an impact on the 2000 elections. In fact if the scandal never broke I'm certain Gore would have been able to pull out a win, because his relations with Bill would have been better (they kind of had a falling out) and thus Clinton would have been stumping for him more and using more of his political tactics in favor of Gore. Furthermore it would have given the GOP less of a sense to promote their moral values bullshit which won over a lot of disgusted independents who were turned off by Clinton's behavior. I'm not saying it would have given Gore the means to deliver Bush an electoral whooping like Democrats did to Republicans in 92, 96, or 08, but certainly it could have got him to pull out a win in OH or FL.

Anyway,

National Enquirer Retracts Claims of Obama Affair Video, Already - National Enquirer - Gawker

Looks like they retracted the story. The only potentially credible source of information is the limo driver -- as of right now, at least...

I would also add that the people of this country act so unbelievably stupid when it comes to shit like this (what a shock). If there are marriage problems, it's personal. It only should become a big deal if it involves rape or drugs. When rumors were floating around that Bush and Condi had a relationship of some sort, I didn't even give a fuck. Presidents are people too, they have marriages like millions of others, and just like a great deal of those, they may have problems. It's no one's business. If Barack and Michelle had a falling out or are still in the midst of it, that isn't anyone's business but theirs. The same rule applies to any other President. I don't care who they are.

Gish08 · 10:54 AM

And, really, in defense of Clinton: As gross as it may have been, it's his business if he wants to get blowjobs from some intern. He's a human being, he fucked up. Do you realize how many other Presidents probably had interns/escorts/who the hell even knows fulfilling their sexual desires in the oval office and elsewhere? It's just that we have no hard evidence. Really, Clinton's only mistake was that he lied under oath. He only lied because of the stigma that's attached to politicians cheating, especially the President, as if they are supposed to act like they have no flaws. In any other country when this stuff happens it typically gets laughed off and people don't care. Not here. Americans have a serious problem with this. Look at Newt Gingrich, he had an affair while he helped lead the charge against Clinton at the same time... that is low, and exposes what the whole Clinton witch hunt really was: a game. We are a nation composed of a great many individuals who put some bullshit values system above and beyond anything else, even if they personally don't subscribe to such ideas, or give them much thought outside of politics. It blows my fucking mind. I don't condone the President or anyone in a committed relationship cheating, but it's a PERSONAL ISSUE.

Chris Rock nailed it. Well, except for Newt Gingrich.

Eulogy · 05-02-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Clinton fucked around, got head by a fat bitch who saved his DNA on her dress, and then got caught lying about it under oath and was disbarred and yet was still re-elected. If any of this is true do you really think any single Obama supporter or detractor will change their vote?

are you seriously this fucking stupid or did I miss Clinton's re-re-election in 1999

Future Boy · 05-02-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gish08

National Enquirer Retracts Claims of Obama Affair Video, Already - National Enquirer - Gawker

Looks like they retracted the story. The only potentially credible source of information is the limo driver -- as of right now, at least...
.

Thats all they ever had, what got retracted?

Gish08 · 05-02-2010, 04:24 PM

The video. They claimed there was a video but now it apparently doesn't exist. Period.

Future Boy · 05-02-2010, 04:53 PM

Maybe I read everything after the update, but they've never said they had the tape, and even now it says they're looking for it. Was the first version of the story that they had a tape?

Gish08 · 05-02-2010, 05:25 PM

National Enquirer - Obama scandal - Vera Baker | Mediaite

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The National Enquirer, which published a report this morning that “investigators are attempting to obtain a tape” that proved an illicit rendezvous between President Barack Obama and former US Senate campaign staffer Vera Baker, has updated their story this afternoon to retract the claim that there is video evidence of the affair with the alleged testimony of an anonymous chauffeur.

Looks like the National Enquirer Obama sex scandal is unraveling rather quickly. The latest from the paper is that “An Enquirer reporter has confirmed the limo driver’s account of the secret 2004 rendezvous.” The limo driver allegedly in the know about the affair is not a new piece of their puzzle– that claim was there last night– but in the absence of the video evidence of ambiguous age, which was the center of their report and would have been the one thing to lend them any credibility, the limo driver is the core of the story.

Future Boy · 05-02-2010, 06:06 PM

Uh, you just repeated yourself. So ok.

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Originally Posted by Future Boy

Thats all they ever had, what got retracted?

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Originally Posted by Future Boy

Maybe I read everything after the update, but they've never said they had the tape, and even now it says they're looking for it. Was the first version of the story that they had a tape?

Future Boy · 05-02-2010, 06:08 PM

fuck it, who cares

redbreegull · 05-02-2010, 06:56 PM

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...8556945582.jpg

Order 66 · 05-02-2010, 07:16 PM

Its over for obama

05-02-2010, 10:32 AM	#20
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	No but Obama is in a much tougher position than Clinton. The economy isn't exactly booming. Plus Clinton's shenanigans didn't really come to a head (no pun intended) until much later in his Presidency. And while people generally like Clinton, it definitely had an impact on the 2000 elections. In fact if the scandal never broke I'm certain Gore would have been able to pull out a win, because his relations with Bill would have been better (they kind of had a falling out) and thus Clinton would have been stumping for him more and using more of his political tactics in favor of Gore. Furthermore it would have given the GOP less of a sense to promote their moral values bullshit which won over a lot of disgusted independents who were turned off by Clinton's behavior. I'm not saying it would have given Gore the means to deliver Bush an electoral whooping like Democrats did to Republicans in 92, 96, or 08, but certainly it could have got him to pull out a win in OH or FL. Anyway, National Enquirer Retracts Claims of Obama Affair Video, Already - National Enquirer - Gawker Looks like they retracted the story. The only potentially credible source of information is the limo driver -- as of right now, at least... I would also add that the people of this country act so unbelievably stupid when it comes to shit like this (what a shock). If there are marriage problems, it's personal. It only should become a big deal if it involves rape or drugs. When rumors were floating around that Bush and Condi had a relationship of some sort, I didn't even give a fuck. Presidents are people too, they have marriages like millions of others, and just like a great deal of those, they may have problems. It's no one's business. If Barack and Michelle had a falling out or are still in the midst of it, that isn't anyone's business but theirs. The same rule applies to any other President. I don't care who they are. Last edited by Gish08 : 05-02-2010 at 10:41 AM.

05-02-2010, 10:48 AM	#21
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	And, really, in defense of Clinton: As gross as it may have been, it's his business if he wants to get blowjobs from some intern. He's a human being, he fucked up. Do you realize how many other Presidents probably had interns/escorts/who the hell even knows fulfilling their sexual desires in the oval office and elsewhere? It's just that we have no hard evidence. Really, Clinton's only mistake was that he lied under oath. He only lied because of the stigma that's attached to politicians cheating, especially the President, as if they are supposed to act like they have no flaws. In any other country when this stuff happens it typically gets laughed off and people don't care. Not here. Americans have a serious problem with this. Look at Newt Gingrich, he had an affair while he helped lead the charge against Clinton at the same time... that is low, and exposes what the whole Clinton witch hunt really was: a game. We are a nation composed of a great many individuals who put some bullshit values system above and beyond anything else, even if they personally don't subscribe to such ideas, or give them much thought outside of politics. It blows my fucking mind. I don't condone the President or anyone in a committed relationship cheating, but it's a PERSONAL ISSUE. Chris Rock nailed it. Well, except for Newt Gingrich. Last edited by Gish08 : 05-02-2010 at 10:54 AM.

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05-01-2010, 11:45 AM	#2
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	So she denies it, but there is a limo driver who can say that he has once taken her to a hotel... which could only have been her SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS.

05-01-2010, 12:29 PM	#4
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	I'd suck a lot of cocks for 1,000,000 USD.

05-01-2010, 03:01 PM	#6
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Wow Gish, I cant believe you posted this.

05-01-2010, 03:30 PM	#8
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	It's not that exactly, although Edwards aside it is the Enquirer, just you posting about it seems odd to me. Cant really explain why. If they get this one right too that'd be pretty damn sad.

05-01-2010, 03:39 PM	#9
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	It is said to have happened in 2004. You'd think that all the oppo research by McCain, Hililary, and basically everyone else in politics who wanted to cripple Obama's chances would have brought this up before. They did, in 2008, but it didn't hold up. That would have been the best time to put it out there. We're talking about something that is said to have happened six years ago. Maybe they're trying again out of desperation... maybe they found new information or someone/a group of people important came forward with evidence. I just hope this isn't true. The last time this happened the Democratic party was really down, and a lot of people flocked to Bush because of what's almost like some bullshit morality rule that applies to upcoming elections. I'm posting this because it's a potentially huge development.

05-01-2010, 04:03 PM	#10
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	i hope it's true. it will be entertaining.

05-01-2010, 04:10 PM	#12
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	I'd suck a lot of 1,000,000 USD for cocks

05-01-2010, 05:35 PM	#16
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	I dont remeber him posting about gossipy shit like this I guess is what I was getting at. Like the whole Palin birthmother thing. Maybe he was in on that too, I dont remember.

05-01-2010, 06:04 PM	#17
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	we're all in on it man. It all goes back to the trilateral commission. haven't you paid attention to anything omega concerns been telling us?

05-02-2010, 04:24 PM	#24
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	The video. They claimed there was a video but now it apparently doesn't exist. Period.

05-02-2010, 04:53 PM	#25
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Maybe I read everything after the update, but they've never said they had the tape, and even now it says they're looking for it. Was the first version of the story that they had a tape?

05-02-2010, 06:08 PM	#28
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	fuck it, who cares

05-02-2010, 06:56 PM	#29
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...8556945582.jpg

05-02-2010, 07:16 PM	#30
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	Its over for obama