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Old 10-11-2014, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default american horror story sure is stupid

but i'm compelled to finish the first season just to see how it "comes together". or something

should i even bother with the other two seasons or. y'know.. trying to get into the spirit of haloween and all

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:35 PM   #2
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I recorded the first episode of the new season btu have yet to watch.

You have to understand..its meant to be stupid. It's like a everything and the kitchen sink kind of series. I love the first two seasons. Jessica Lange hamming it up is just too good. The third is a waste. Total waste. Its really good up until the mid season, then it's just complete bullshit like the writers had NO clue what to do with their characters. It goes nowhere. 4 or 5 episodes before the end i had stopped giving any kind of shit. I finished it but it was dreadful.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:41 PM   #3
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you have to have a liking for shitty horror. This is like bad horror but written by people who know what they're doing. It's over the top ridiculous. You either like that or you don't. I approach it more as comedy.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:43 PM   #4
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I mean Dylan Mcdermott crying as he's jerking off in front of the window? come on. I didn't like this guy before but I have a lot more respect for him since he did that. Kinda wish he'd stuck around for the other seasons even.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:43 PM   #5
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i expected, like, horror. maybe to get a little creeped out at least but it's just "ghosts" inexplicably going around killing and fucking people

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:44 PM   #6
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i expected, like, horror. maybe to get a little creeped out at least but it's just "ghosts" inexplicably going around killing and fucking people
Oh yeah if you went in expecting scares, no.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 07:45 PM   #7
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well, if you've never cried while jerking off, you haven't lived.
Well, i have lived..........................

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:03 PM   #8
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well, if you've never cried while jerking off, you haven't lived.
Maybe you really are mormon. Edgy mormon. Rebel mormon.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:04 PM   #9
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look at these two queers high five.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:39 PM   #10
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totally in love with you. want to suck that alabama black snake. so obsessed.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:39 PM   #11
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p.s.

poser. fraud. LOL.

p.p.s. i'm mormon, fuck.

 
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:52 PM   #12
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look at these two queers high five.
who says i high fived back. i never touch other men's hands because they touch their peens with them so that would make me gay by proxy.

 
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