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Old 02-26-2014, 10:39 PM   #1
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Default Gay NFL Draft prospect Michael Sam has a boner at the NFL Combine.

lmao





Kind of shows what one of the issues of having him on a team would be.

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:39 PM   #2
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"I really don't have a problem with faggots," ~ banana

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:40 PM   #3
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i think he might be turned on because he's a narcissist

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:59 PM   #4
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I wonder how many of the other prospects penises were stared at.

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 11:21 PM   #5
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that is not a boner

that is simply a big black cock. welcome to how the world works

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 11:23 PM   #6
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this is the BBC

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 11:34 PM   #7
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black dont crack

 
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Old 02-26-2014, 11:46 PM   #8
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its not that big come on

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:04 AM   #9
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I wonder how many of the other prospects penises were stared at.
lol that would be noticed on anybody. It's sticking it out, as obvious as a sore thumb. It'd probably be like hanging out with a bunch of super models in tight ass revealing clothes stretching about and bending over all day.

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:06 AM   #10
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that is not a boner

that is simply a big black cock. welcome to how the world works

A flacid penis does not stick straight out like that in tight spandex.

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:07 AM   #11
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banana is professor of michael sam's penis
his name is banana
he talks about faggots and aids like he's the neighbor on american beauty

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:09 AM   #12
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l It'd probably be like hanging out with a bunch of super models in tight ass revealing clothes stretching about and bending over all day.
this is super creepy. the only one making it sexual would be you. take responsibility for your boners. look outside, there are hot women everywhere try not to rape them.

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:10 AM   #13
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this is super creepy. the only one making it sexual would be you. take responsibility for your boners. look outside, there are hot women everywhere try not to rape them.

What are you talking about?

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:16 AM   #14
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i'm talking about you getting boners just by watching women do stuff

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:18 AM   #15
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if you stare at them and start thinking sexual thoughts and fantasies enough to get a hardon that's super uncalled for i would hope someone would be there to ask you to leave

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:25 AM   #16
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look slunken he's just that potent what are you embarassed that you don't get all rubbery when that hot girl at work bends over i mean have you seen her TITS

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:28 AM   #17
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That's not what I'm saying.

This is a gay player who is walking around with a hard on at the combine. An event where a bunch of the most athletic and in shape guys are bending over and stretchering is skin tight spandex.

If I was at some pool party surrounded by nothing but playmates all over the place in tiny bikinis or nothing at all that is going to get me going.



But really I never thought it would be that big of an issue for a gay player but after this I can completely understand players not being comfortable. If he's popping wood at the combine what is he going to be doing in the team shower?

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:31 AM   #18
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A flacid penis does not stick straight out like that in tight spandex.
yeah i don't want to get all http://www.governmentauctions.org/up...kon-762475.JPG about it, but he might actually just have a large flaccid dick

 
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If he's popping wood at the combine what is he going to be doing in the team shower?
washing himself most likely

 
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If I was at some pool party surrounded by nothing but playmates all over the place in tiny bikinis or nothing at all that is going to get me going.
MAYBE if i was on drugs and/or doing nothing. Other than that I would be too busy having a good time and enjoying the company of other human beings. I mean if this hypothetical pool party was chill enough to have some naked babes running around would you seriously want to be the guy that ruins everything by trying to make it sexual? I mean really? Try to control yourself.

It's kind of like RBG's concert thread. Different venues. It's not intimate. She's not touching you sexually.

This is insane you're like my dad when we're out eating dinner and I catch him creep-staring at waitresses or something. Ew.

That said this footballers dick ain't big. I got that beat easy.

 
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for the record i am certainly not trying to white knight here. absolutely not.

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:41 AM   #22
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i mean if you were in a shower with a bunch of hot naked women wouldn't you pop wood and start beating off? i know i would

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:45 AM   #23
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I WANNA RUN THRU YOUR WICKED GARDEN

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:52 AM   #25
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i want to beat off to a bunch of dudes

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:55 AM   #26
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i mean if you were in a shower with a bunch of hot naked women wouldn't you pop wood and start beating off? i know i would
I wouldn't start beating off but i would absolutely pop wood if I'm taking a shower with a lot of hot named incredibly in shape women.

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:56 AM   #27
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this is why co-ed facilities would never work in the US

because nudity=sex

 
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:58 AM   #28
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i'm with you banana, totally huge boner at the playboy mansion whole time i'm there

i'd probably have to jack off in the bathroom three or four times just thinkin about cleavage

 
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the only reason i could fathom that any athlete would be opposed to having a gay man in the locker room is that they fear being treated by a gay man in the same way that they themselves treat women.

banana's post exemplifies this concept perfectly.

 
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the only reason i could fathom that any athlete would be opposed to having a gay man in the locker room is that they fear being treated by a gay man in the same way that they themselves treat women.
well said. homophobia explained.

 
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